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>>35985144
follow them around and learn their habits then poison them/their entire family

>>35985171
That's seems way too hands on though. I find it hard to believe you could do that and never get caught.

Dam Shei Thicc

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TFW never can reach trance when doing hypnosis

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>>35985113
>tfw master puts you in a trance
how do I get a hypnotist bf

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>tfw you have severe ADHD so you can't be hypnotized

they reset the filter

>>35985092
Lol op you're paranoid bruh

no one cares

lmao please kill yourself

>>35985043
>dad found the columbine duster

Th-that was supposed to be a secret between mummy and I

>>35985043
no joke where can i buy one of these? I unironically look like the hatred character and want to dress up for some cosplay sometime.

>>35985145
https://www.amazon.com/Outback-Trading-Stockman-Oilskin-Duster/dp/B00FA8MCNK

Dylan wore a stockman duster, Eric wore a lowrider duster. And I really am getting one anon, the stockman.

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>NEET
>Network Administrator
Hopefully going to get a McJob soon and then go back to college next semester.

I'm a merchandiser, I wanna work in oil and gas

>>35985004
>movie theater scrub
>filmmaker
If there's any place to start it's here I guess

>>35984992
You're gonna get back problems from not moving. Take care anon.

I woke up, it sucked.

>>35984992
>ordered pasta and pizza for 20 bucks
>ate some at the table for lunch
>ate the rest later at my desk

who the fuck eats in bed? come on man

>>35984985
I was about 17 when they realized it would never happen.

My mother always told me not to get a gf

>>35984985
My parents never bothered me about it. They didn't seem to care when I finally brought a girl home either. When my dad saw my gf he just shook her hand then never brought her up again lol. I can fake being a normie so I guess they thought I just never brought girls around the house

>>35984928
show your tits with a timestamp, you whore

>>35984965
>thinking this is /b/
normie spotted

>>35984965
You're only required to stare

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>>35984759
Shameless self bump ssb robits

>>35984759
No. Single mothers have a high chance of producing robots, and I do not want to contribute in any way to forcing the pain of existence onto another person. Also, if I were to ever have kids (obviously never will) i would want to be a part of their lives. There is no point in having children otherwise

Fuck yeah, why wouldn't you?
That's the pretty ideal scenario, you're genes pass on, but you're also free to make more children with someone else therefore granting more diversity in your offspring and a higher chance that at least one will survive and have kids of their own and so forth.

It's really just a numbers games.

They suck to be around, but remember Anon, with more people using the internet, it's more likely to stay free longer. Also, think of the coffee-shop-hotspot phenomenon.

>>35984744
Who cares? The bitch is completely irrelevant.

I hate meme appropriation as much as the next guy, but in the long run it really doesn't matter. We can always make new ones.

>>35984744
something about her is kinda endearing but after all pepe is considered a hate symbol by the anti defamation league and white supremacy isnt cool.

video reported.

>>35984742
don't know enough about him to even respond. I would say he should have fapped or gotten high more often but that's awful advice. ignorant / indifferent

>>35984742

I feel a little sympathy for him. I'm more envious for him that he is no longer living in that state and ended his farce of a life in his early 20s instead of dragging it on until well into his 30s.

>>35984742
I like to listen to mumkeyjones audiobook of his manifesto. Its great. Every robot should listen to his story at least once. I've done it thrice.

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>>35984729
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

I just got my Sunday evening workout in, NEET. Looking forward to getting to work in the morning, I'm a government contractor who will just give out my orders to my crew in the morning before shitposting in my office for a few hours before my noon workout and lunch.

I'll be out of there by around 2 pm, right around the time you'll be waking up. I'll come home and have a nap in my nice house that'll be paid for in 5 years. I might have my FWB over tomorrow night for drinks and sex.

>>35984729
I haven't had a full weekend off in 3 weeks now please kill me

>>35984714

This insight into the painfully awful mindset of the numale is pretty lame.

What are you even doing with this freedom you're supposedly giving up?

Your parents were either shitty losers or you're just retarded.

>>35985303

IDK, shitposting, working out, doing drugs, saving money for things I want to buy.

From what I've seen from most marriages, being marriaged would interfere with at least 2/4 of those. I wouldn't be able to do drugs because the wife would probably object, wouldn't be able to buy the things I want because the wife would want something different. Life is just easier when you're single.

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I'm with OP, I don't understand the point of the struggle for most good things, really
"living well" seems like a meme and an investment that I couldn't make profitable, even though other people can.

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>>35984642
not evil, just so unable to see beyond themselves. You cannot call something evil which cannot comprehend it. Women can understand so little about the world its funny. That's why the only thing people like us can do is watch and laugh as they destroy their own lives

>>35984642
this guy is a fucking dogshit artist and needs to stop making comics asap

>>35984642
>a fucking CEO watching porn
everytime

There are two big reasons I don't do drugs every single day. One, they're expensive. Two, buying them is a hassle.

But coke is the fucking shit.

>>35984623
>the only excuse is having no money

Pretty much. Even when I had lots of cash I was very careful with my dosage so I wouldn't get hooked. it didn't work that well, withdrawals were awful

>>35984638
Well, have you tried /deepweb/ ?
I get it's hard and alot of people wont risk it
but it's cheaper and less hassle
Where do you live?