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>Shift R to respond to a whisper
>Accidentally whisper other guy you talked to hours ago

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>get challenged to a duel
>pretend to be afk

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>>35989231
>target other random player
>they're targeting me
>mash escape key
>have to pretend that we weren't targeting each other

>>35989202
Ok so this loser guy lives in New York in the year 2000 as a delivery boy. Then through some wacky events he gets driven until the year 3000 where he meets Leela. He then works at a delivery company where leela works at and they slowly form a partnership over time.

>>35989202
Does it need to be pornographic?

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>>35989281
Er, erotic in nature I mean

i have no ideia but if that's you you should just embrace it man

>>35989177
>what the fuck went wrong- 1 post shown.

Phytoestrogens and Jewish propaganda

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>>35989177
dont give up on your dreams

sdjasfjdsnfasjdasd

>>35989166
>can't fit into society
>blocked from contributing to society

Dating's harder, because you need to keep the act up consistently. With interviews you just get in, bullshit, then get out.

>>35989166
I want off this ride right fucking now God dammit

>>35989097
NEET report in, do durgs an stuf

fuck life, fuck me, so who cares?

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Why don't you just become an attractive person other people naturally enjoy the company of?
Then you wouldn't have to try to get rid of your depression and anxiety.

Play videogames
Browse 4chan
Hug my daki and cry

I can't hold out much longer.

>>35989089
Did your kid come out retarded?

>>35989118
Nope. Totally healthy

>>35989165
So everyone knows in your town that you fucked your sis and have a son with her?

I'm not surprised you're from Ohio. I've only met a couple people from Ohio, and they all strike me as some backwoods people.

Love's love, though.

>>35989076
Do you have school and work?

If not I say to be thankful for 41 hours man. You'll need a job eventually to pay rent and all that'll be a good way to keep you employed and with good money.

If you're in school I see the problem, if not... You got lucky, most people I know would love 41 hours. Hell, I'd do all week every day nightshift and day, I need the money man

>>35989109
Yeah, I'm going to a Community College at the moment.

When I submitted my application, I had an open schedule. I'm taking online courses this Semester due to some car problems I had early in January. That said, I specifically requested part time, and mentioned the fact that I'm a student during the interview.

I don't like the job regardless, and I want to quit. I just want to make sure I can leave on good terms, and not be the "guy that worked there for a week" every time I go in as a customer.

>>35989163
I would talk with them about the whole too many hours thing then. If they are giving too many to complete then I say work there a few more weeks then give the 2 weeks notice and say it's due to schedueling issues with college.

>>35989062
Make a interesting thread and i won't hide it.

>>35989062
>op is mad that no one replied to his racebait thread and is now throwing a tantrum

>>35989062
Make more lgbt and soc threads buddy, i can't wait to hide and report them again

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>>35989055
Get a job, you lazy hippy

He got mad because you're a 20 something year old manchild who is asking for pocket money from his father

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>>35989074
im 21 and its not pocket money. i asked him to buy my ssri pills

Should have offered to suck his dick for the money. Nothing is free, anon

>>35989023
No i have no experience with coding or anything related to it.
I do have a piece of advice for you OP
stop being a faggot.

Give it to me op. I know some java.

>>35989023
>Cheap steam game
No thanks, at least 30$ or more

>>35989011
to trap or not to trap
that is the question.

>>35989011
Look at the right hand corner. It says dick. Coincidence?

kill yourself faggot lolxd

>>35989010
I feel that fellow robot brother, I just want to die

>>35989010

I'm 23 and feel like I'm actually less of an adult than I was in high school because not having to go to school and be around people for hours on end 5 days a week has allowed me to stay inside my room and let my already meager social skills atrophy.

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>high school memories are gradually starting to fade
>don't have any good memories afterwards

help

Hey op, it's me yourself op. No one else but me yourself will talk to thee. I hope me and I get better soon, being this depressed surely brings doom.

Sorry OP, I want to die too.

also love lain

>>35989225
It's a lovely anime isn't it robot

>>35988874
Love

oregano

>>35988874

Enough money and resources to retreat from society and live far away from the cities.

Animeposters getting banned from most parts of fourchan.

>>35988820
the autist is you

>>35988833
you seem a bit angry, why?

>>35988842
Gotta make sure you got real nice pecs for when you get stabbed with a knife