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>get a QT virgin GF
>She's perfect and sweet, but insecure
>Not sure how to treat her since it's my first relationship
>ask /r9k/ how to treat a girl in order to keep her
>Don't give in when she wants attention
>Be an alpha dick and she'll want to stay with me
>It doesn't work
>All she did was cry and ask why I changed
>She finally broke up with me
>She says she was in love with the man I use to be and that I've changed too much
>I haven't talked to her since
>Depressed and lonely
>Lost the girl of my dreams
>Haven't talked to any other girls
Why did I listen to you guys?
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>>35989708
Weren't you roleplaying as a girl the other week?
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>>35989764
What are you talking about?
Apricot
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>>35989708
be yourself buddy
not our fault if yourself is a piece of shit that ask for tips on a robot board.
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>Early 2000s kids are now 21-24
How fucked are they?
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>>35989703
it feels good man. you old farts can fuck off.
t. 1996 fag
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Not 21 yet. Check back later
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>>35989703
they're terrible people and they deserve the hell that they have created in this world.
on the positive side, the current 17-20 year olds are even worse than them so they can still say it's not their fault when the world burns.
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THE MERGED BOARDS ARE DYING
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Greetings from /mlpol/ harbor.
The mods are attacking us. The boards are frozen, and pend deletion.
The mods are having infighting themselves. 3 janitors have already been banned because of it.
So please, /r9k/, let your voice be heard. In return, we offer camaraderie.
Friendship.
Please, /r9k/, do it for the friendship.
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MEME WAR NOW
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God what shut up go away reeeeeeeee
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I really don't care but, I'd just like to say, /cock/ is best girl
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"Do you have a gf?" (how do I respond to this when my coworkers ask)
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>>35989625
Just chuckle.
They won't know what to think and they won't ask again.
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>No, I am a pedophile.
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>>35989625
It's a polite way of asking "are you a virgin"
"yes" or "i broke up with my ex" means you're not
"no" means you are
im honest and just answer "no"
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>test gf's DNA to see if she's breeding wife material
>10% North African
What do brehs
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If I breed with her I'll be throwing out my white genes forever
She looks white and has green eyes though WTF
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You should tell her the truth. That you're an ignorant racist piece of shit and can't be with her anymore.
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>>35989578
>sub-saharan
>black
That's middle-eastern. black people would never survive in the desert.
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Hey boys, how are you this evening?
-Soph
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>>35989502
>>>/ic/
Learn your fundamentals
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>>35989512
fpbp every time
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>>35989502
Holy fuck that """"art"""" is bad
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What do you think about meditation, /r9k/?
I've been doing it for a while and feel calmer and more focused. I'm not talking about any secret techniques or religion bullshit. Just the old stand still for 20mins and try to think about nothing. It's simple but pretty hard.
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>>35989445
Did it help ya
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>>35989473
Yeah but it's kinda annoying to everyday. I see it like going to the gym. But the feeling after is refreshing. Like you just woke up from a nap.
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Do pranayama. Do half an hour of nadi shodhana and you'll feel like a god with electricity in your head.
Until then, stfu about "religious bullshit".
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>"i-is that your dick? hehe its sooooo cute!"
;_;
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That's way better than
>Is that it?
>My ex's is way bigger
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Stop defiling the Christian religion.
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>>35989446
Fuck off Tom
Go kill yourself
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What's this new trend with Basic bitches getting big dogs, especially pitbulls? When did women pretend to start liking dogs now?
Also is it an big red flag to avoid women like this? It gives me a new cat lady type vibe.
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>>35989366
They're trying to appeal to Chad. Only chad can "handle" girls with big dogs (and Chad loves dogs himself)
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Dogs are better than dudes. I like my big dog more than I like literally any guy that talks to me, "Chad" or not.
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How many tes do you think shes let her dog fuck her?
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guys I met a new Eliza on omegle
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guys pls respond to my thread
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i have her discord
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>>35989483
Give it
Oregano
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The 5 main types of visitors on /r9k/
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1. Betas needing help with motivation & talking to the opposite sex etc
2. Gammas with multidimensional autism who bounce between beta and omega
3. Omegas who keep trying to force the meme that they are enlightened just because they have given up on life completely (MGTOWs etc)
4. Le normies who are actually just social media rejects & sub-betas in denial who need to search for other betas to try and feel better about themselves.
5. Cancerous alpha chads/stacys who got lost on their way to /soc/ and especially facebook. They now want to reach down and help out all the poor little betas with their Disneyland perspective on reality.
Where do you see yourself placed?
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6. the generic looking boy who was too introverted to every actually try for anything
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7. The r/asianmasculinity guy
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>>35989308
>Master race failed normies who share their wealth of knowledge among themselves and sprinkle bits of enlightenment on the petty minded robots.
So I found this in the carpark at work. It's about the length of a finger.
What is it?
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>>35989304
firing pin for weaponized autism
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>>35989304
robot finger
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>>35989304
It's a lockpick tool i think
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Any robots on SSRIs? I've been taking Zoloft for two weeks and the nausea/weakness/dry mouth is killing me. Does it get better?
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no. after 2 years I just quit them
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>>35989290
No, fuck ssris.
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>>35989290
>ywn be cooked after you die and then have an octopus shoved up your ass
I don't even care man it's a completely neutral feel
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>wants to be a qt trap
>hasn't bought a corset yet
explain yourselves right now
https://lucycorsetry.com/research-corset-brands/guided-galleries/feminizing-corsets/
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>>35989248
i'd buy one to suck up my gut so i don't have to.
at least until i've starved myself enough that i don't need it anymore.
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>>35989267
why haven't more traps bought one?
you literally don't even need surgery to look feminine.
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>>35989291
no i don't want to look feminine i just want to hide my unsightly gut
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Just stole some ps4 games
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>>35989241
nice my melanin-enriched friend
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>>35989241
You're putting tht blackness to good use, I see.
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>>35989241
The thieving nigger and his stack of shitty stolen weeb games.