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What are the telltale signs?

Genuinely curious.
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>>35992018
no boyfriend at 20+
constantly talks about cat or dog.
says that they're into things like running or dancing.
has a nose ring or similar piercing
has dyed hair
has visible tattoos.

all these things can also be attributed to lack of intelligence.
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>>35992018
Socially awkward, runs everywhere, mixes up words while talking, overly animated. There is probably more, but I'm just going based off how my landlady acts, pretty sure she is autistic.
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>>35992043
autists have higher IQ you sperg

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Tfw that first tart sip of monster ultra red in the morning to wash down the lingering taste of last nights cum.
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>not washing down cum with a glass of bull semen
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Fuck yes.
I've been on a Red Bull kick lately. It tastes good. I used to be one of those "Nah energy drinks are for normies" faggots.
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>>35991980
awesome thread op. you're going places

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must say
>age
>number of sexual partners
>what age you lost your virginity at
I'll go first
>19
>4
>17
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>>35991964
Fucking normie scum
DELET THIS
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>34
>50+
>27

I was a late bloomer. Caught up fortunately.
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22
0
n/a

always sageru

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What do you guys think about going cocoon-mode to try and leave robotdom?

Every time I try to get my shit together I always end up falling back to escapism,like gaming and refreshing imageboards for hours

Is self-improvment actually or just a meme?
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>>35991957
*actually legit
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Nice advice faggots
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>just have self-discipline and work ethic and positive feedback loop braaahhhh

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Reminder that if you truly want to improve your life then you need to stop watching anime.

Not even for just the reasons of pic related but face it, you are watching it for reasons beyond entertainment.
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>>35991900
Its not the jews, its gynocentrism. We need to stop worshipping women and start telling them NO! You want safe space? NO! You want no fault divorce? FUCK YOU! then: REEEEEEEEEEEE then you win.
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>>35991900
>>35992430
>both blaming their problems on literally anyone else but themselves
Classic /r9k/ (:
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>>35992430
The jews are a matriarchal society, didn't you know?

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This is it
My last day as a NEET
No more spending entire days on the computer
No more shitposting late at night
No more fapping for entire afternoons
No more being a lazy fuck
No more snacking at anytime
No more living with parents

Im looking forward to my first payday, but damn I'm stressed, first time leaving the house for more than 1 month.
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>>35991893
CY@ r9k
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See you soon anon. You'll eventually crash.
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>>35991988
not possible anon, I signed a 5 year contract

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what's it like living in japan?
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>>35991845
it's just like your Chinese cartoons anonymouse xDDD!!1!1!
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There are no subtitles.
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People are really serious about their work there.

I'm talking about some people dying because of too much work being a thing there

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>anything under 6ft
>LMAO
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Manlet thread?

Why not just look for a girl that's 5'4 or whatever?
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That pictures missing the part where the girl wants material wealth so she can stay indoors 24/7 and get fat until a party comes up and she $500 on a dress that covers less skin than a pair of panties
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>OP
>getting kissed ever
>LMAO

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I need someone to especially explain this mentality to me. Unless I'm misreading, this roastir gets offended by an inane compliment then fucks a guy's friend.
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>>35991725
>I need someone to especially explain this mentality to me
She recognized that he was an inferior beta male and chose his genetically superior alpha friend as a breeder
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tl;dr a woman has no need for a man worse than she is so the beta here fucked himself over.

This woman is a whore, but she understands beta men are not worth having children with. His opening line was "I am inferior to you" to a creature who literally does not know any one inferior to themselves exists except as tools.
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>>35991725
He's just displayed a beta attribute, insecurity. Now she doesn't give a fuck about him cause she wants a 6ft alpha who drives a fucking lambo makes a half million a week, sucks toes, eats ass, wants kids and is willing to deal with her cavernous cunt, all while remaining perfectly composed and unaffected by her histrionic bullshit.

All women are like this. They're fucked up.

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so... i wanted to find out how many people from my college go on here
>pic related

but its also a general college thread
tell me your stories robots
>country (if you want)
>college
>age
>course/major
>...
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Sou do minho bro
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>>35991979
guarda here
vim para lisboa estudar
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>>35991721
That's not a college, you budget spaniard.

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is she out of his league guys?
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>>35991627
Krillin is one of the most accomplished human martial artists in the dbz universe. He is probably reached the absolute pinnacle of human performance. So no, not really.
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>>35991751
but he's a bald manlet
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>>35991789
>bald
He can grow hair. He just shaves it off because of his martial arts training.

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>The sooner you die the better.

prove me wrong
protip : you cant.
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>>35991585
>when an ugly chick post all kinds of shit about hoe she is ugly expecting someone to tell her shes not but no one responds

You rn
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>>35992393
>ooga booga where da bananas at
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If you believe in this mentality so much why haven't you killed yourself yet.
DO IT

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is it true that women in the police or army get regulary fucked and they even know thats expected from them?
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>>35991534
Brother in law works as a cop. He's told me numerous times that the women in his department get railed by the men a lot
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signing up for a man's job and then just being fucked till ur ruined sounds extremely arousing
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There was a story here in the Netherlands not long ago about how some chick slept with half her army unit and now was known as a slut and she went on tv talking about how thats sluthshaming and bad and how she TOTALLY wasnt ashamed. not even memeing

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If chads are alpha and anons are beta, what are normies?
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>>35991515
Normies are deltas obviously
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I thought Robots were omega desu
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>>35991569
then who's gamma?

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>Oneitis is 7 years younger than you (18)

wat do
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>>35991502
Literally my situation.

We are in a kinky DD/lg relationship now.

You can do it.
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post pics
inniginal
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I don't know if it's a oneitis. But I'm smitten with a 22-year older.

t. 31 years

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