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and a male again?

if they're white, nothing.

both want to take dicks up the ass, both don't know how good they have it.

is kristen /ourgirl/

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>>35992386
Stop posting on this board

varg is a fucking mentally unstable church burning nazi fanatic lmao, and to top it off he made edgy metal music and killed a guy and spent like 16 years in prison for it lmao, what a role model am i right

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Stop making fun of my dungeon synth

>>35992300
know the feels man
cant forge any friendship at all

Then ask yourself, why are you trying to 'forge friendships'? Is it merely to satisfy yourself? Or entertain yourself? Let me teach you a hard lesson I discovered myself.

I made a ton of online friends playing World of Warcraft throughout my teen years. However, as the years went on and we all stopped playing the game, I attempted to cling to the friendships without the game holding us together. Once we stopped playing WoW together it became obvious to me that we didn't have much in common. Without the game holding us together, there was no point in staying friends. Spending long hours in voice chat together became less fun and more grating, more of a chore. So thus I learned, trying to hold on to online friendships without a game keeping us together was hopeless. The few friends I still have from those days; we play games together. We still have that glue of friendship, every day and every week we find a game to play, find something to talk about. Another friend; I don't even keep in touch with him. The only time we get together is to send eachother a message telling us we will soon embark on a new MMO adventure with a group, and invite the other along. The lesson is that two people can rarely keep eachother company with their presence alone. The two would both truly have to love conversations to keep together with nothing else, and even that has it's limits. To keep friends online, you NEED a game, an mmorpg is best, to hold it together. Anything else is painfully optimistic. Wanting a 'friend' is selfish or silly. You need to have a reason to be friends. Aristotle's three types of friendships are very correct: of utility, of pleasure, of goodness.

>>35992445
Playing videogames together would be a main point in having online friends.
We could find games and play them together. Even if the games are shitty, playing them with each other would make it fun. That doesn't happen when you're playing alone.
In MMOs, it's always by myself, I could never make friends in them. Same for every other online game, no one ever seems interested in getting to know the other players. They're just there, like NPCs.

>>35992286
incest hentai shemale

Girl getting slammed by doggo

>>35992286
Unbirth and same size vore
Originally tho

>>35992203
NO GET OFF THIS BORED

>>35992203
kys immediately! useless fucking cunt

>>35992787
>>35992309
haha just tricking, im a boy.

>>35992196
I know you're just shitposting because you're horny or whatever. But come on, if you ever had platonic female friends, you'd know that things like this aren't a big deal. Sometimes you get changed in front of each other, or either of you has to pee outside behind some bushes or whatever.

>>35992196
bang her sweet ass

>>35992253
>if you ever had platonic female friends

Nu-male opinions have no value, go masturbate in some trap threads.

>>35992172
so weak minded that you feel for my telekinetic powers which manipulated you into making a typo it seems! Hahahahahahahhaa!

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>tfw i can feel my brian degenerate by the day

>>35992839
you have mind control but i have brain control so i controlled you into posting this

i wish this guy was my doctor. he would end it painlessly and peacefully.

I would pay extra to find a doctor to give me a lethal dose of morphine.

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I wonder if Dr.Shipman can fix my teef

>he has the virgin shoe
>shoelet

Aren't regular chucks poorly made?

>>35992136
>not buying the cheaper option
Stay poor.

>>35992123
Are you trying to be smart or funny? Because you haven't succeed in both.

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>>35992186
Oh wow really original did you come up with that on your own or did you have to ask your mommy what to say

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>>35992229
Look at your own post before asking for originality

>>35992115

It's not easier. In most other eras there were a lot more women than men because so many men died in wars, and other men would be eunuchs (there are still eunuchs but it's much less common than in the past). So the supply and demand made it easier for men. This whole situation where the male and female populations are roughly equal is a novelty caused by the lack of major wars. In the past there were much more adult women than sexually viable adult men. This made it much easier for men who made it to adulthood and with their balls intact.

There are other factors too, like cultural emasculation resulting in sexlessness.

>>35992115

White western first world women would rather fuck and marry brown men from countries and cultures where they abuse women and don't even speak the same language than even speak to men from their own culture.

In other words, women would rather get raped and murdered by Tyrone and Achmed than even speak to James and Sven. That's why women vote for open borders and to welcome refugees and they don't speak out about Muslim and non-white rape but if a white guy sits down with his legs spread or stands up to piss, he's a misogynist rapist. Women don't want western men.

>>35992287
Just behave manly, at least occasionally. That's literally all it takes to attract women.

No, God is going to send you to hell to torture you forever you autistic faggot. God is real.

>>35992145
>tfw to intelligent to go to hell

>>35992145
Come on, religion is sooo 90's

Get with the times

All virgins have infinite power. They lose it when they get a gf then that gf takes all their $$ and ruins their life of freedom

that's my philosophy behind it

single = infinite power
gf = no power

>>35992117
let's hope i never get a gf, i want to keep my powers.

i can't wait to learn how to shoot memes from my fingers that can penetrate the wit of even the normiest normies

>>35992100
>22
fuck off you little reddit cock sucker, you've got nothing coming to you. fucking idiot, you can't even make a decent attempt at fitting in here.

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>group therapy is full of actual crazy dangerous people

>board is full of retards and kids with "MUH ANXIETY" "MUH DEPRESSION"

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>tell me stacy, what's troubling you
"I just broke up with my boyfriend and I have a lot of anxiety right now and my new boyfriend is nice but he can't help me."
>mm that's very truamatic. what about you anon, what's troubling you?
"I haven't talked to another human being of my own volition in six months and i don't know how to talk to people. I've never been in a relationship, I have zero friends, I can't hold down a job and suicide at this point seems a blessing since I've given up on ever achieving any satisfaction in life. I don't want to be here, I just want to die, but you people made me come.
>...
>and Ashley, what's troubling you?

>>35992021
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Always stieff, all day long.
Nothing's right till it's all wrong.
It makes no sense until I'm tense.
Always laughing at your expense.

>>35992021
As I load my pistol of fine german steel
I never thought I'd be so down and out
Having my last meal
Well I knew I could do it
It just took a few years
As I execute my killers
The morning is near
Ramones predicted beta uprising

Lmao I got a ramones haircut yesterday, lads wanna see?