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>tfw no fashy daddy bf to bear him strong alpha sons

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It's an 'anon thinks about the people who have done him wrong and angrily thinks of a plot to exact revenge but ultimately ends up calming down and sinking back into a depressed slump and taking no action cause deep down he's a soft-hearted Frenchy who never takes action' episode

I wish I were strong enough to hold a grudge and pay back the people who deserve it

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Where are all my fellow robots from? I'm curious which country/state has the highest concentration of us. California here.

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Do you feel bad for women that die? Poor girl, was just out having fun eating waffles and choked to death. Its got to be the worst way to die.

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>wake up and do my morning stretches
>drowsy but go on discord
>rando is there
>ask who and he spergs out
>banned him
tell me some of the discord autism you've seen

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what does r9k think about acid attacks


ah

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post hi res wallpapers like these

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Today I saw some milf in luxury car. I could easily tell that she is rich as fuck. Both and her two daughters went to local grocery.

Her daughters were ~hs and both were 8+/10.

I see this picture very often.

How is it possible that rich people are not only rich but also aesthetic?

Its like some people are born with health, aesthetic and money and take it for granted.

Like life is some fucking disney trip

how is it possible for fuck sake.

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How to escape robotism and become a normie? Im so fucking tired of this shit, you can't be a robot forever in this world.

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ITT- tell beta cuck stories

this isn't much of a story but it really drove home how lucky I am to have a big penis

>talking with my friend, HD, about our girl troubles and our social circle
>HD is a ratty looking hyper-manlet who is bullied and friendzoned by the girls in our social circle
>over the course of our conversation, he repeatedly took a moment to rub his eyes and choke down a sob
>I know from a previous conversation of ours that his "tiny penis" is at the center of all his issues
>it's probably why he was crying, he was thinking that even if he got his social game down pat he still thinks he couldn't keep a woman
>he says he's had sex before but I don't believe him personally

some brief HD stories

>a chick convinced him to walk her home late, to her boyfriend, simultaneously pulling HD away from a girl who might've actually liked him
>a girl cuddled with HD and told him all about her abusive bf whom she's left and came back to 8 times, "didn't let him leave" and he "didn't make a move" although she might have been fine if he did, it's still a shit test though
>a girl came over to his room, saw his cock, he ended up sitting around outside his room waiting for her to figure out how to get out of there
>he says he inconveniences himself like this for his "friends" but even the way they talk to him is borderline abusive
>he did admit that he doesn't really enjoy their company besides their girliness and he's doing it because he doesn't know how else to attract them

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Is "Spain is a country" an objectively true fact, or just a commonly shared opinion?

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Do normies think

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Why do women lie about what they want and find attractive? Mothers, friends, they all lied to us.

They taught us to be nice, respectful, that women are romantic, idealistic, pure, innocent, warm, caring, have empathy, wait for one great love, need to fall in love to be open for physical contact etc.
Mothers and female teachers crushed our waking masculinity, disencouraging it at every step at home and at school. They made us into desperate, weak, beta males, doormats.

Women are attracted to
- money
- looks
- status
- confidence
- sense of humor
- assertiveness

They WANT a strong man to take control, to just come and take them, take whatever the fuck we want in life. Why the fuck didn't they tell us that? Our mothers, aunts, grandmothers? Why didn't they teach us THAT? Why didn't they want us to be MEN not boys, why didn't they want us to be happy and strong?

They have zero attraction to "nice guys", but our mothers brainwashed us so much that we still act like boys not men, being nice and hoping we'll get candy for good behaviour.
All this pain when we were in love with girls we tought were pure, innocent, that inspired our souls with their very existence only to see some asshole come and simply take them. And they let them take them, use them, ruin them, they were powerless to resist. All it took was 1 alpha male for all those "innocent" girls to show their true face.

Even the strongest most bitch-boss woman will turn into a purring kitten if a man strong enough comes into her life. Men essentially mold women into who they want them to be.

I hate women not because of how they are but because of how dishonest they are. Fucking Emma Watson giving speech about how she fights for men's right to be sensitive and cry, and then she goes home to her football star tall Chad boyfriend and looks up at him with this completely submissive, devoted, misty eyes look. WHY DO YOU LIE TO THOSE POOR BOYS? YOU DESPISE WEAK SENSITIVE MEN.

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Me: decaying European empires personified as women.

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What's an easy to way to kill yourself? I don't feel anything right now but later I'm not going to handle the sadness. I have friends but I'm not good enough for them. Didn't let my steam money go to waste and gave to /v/. Can you guys recommend me a painless solution? I don't want to fuck up this.