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rarely because grooming is for people who care
never shave pubes because that's some truly neurotic shit right there

Every day, even though I have really weak facial hair.

I have a large scar that runs along my chin to where my jaw hits my neck. No facial hair grows on it, so it's noticeable if I don't shave for even one day.

>>35996235
Sure, I shave every 3 days or so to keep my beard uniform and sort of short. My private area, I maybe shave it once every 2-3 months because I keep fucking cutting myself and every cream or product for hair removal I saw, it warned against using on private areas, so that's that

Bump am I the only one here with false memories

Sometimes I wonder if they were from a different life.

>>35996214

I think it's definitely past life regression anon.

on the paranormal note,

i've seen things appear out of mid air in front of my own eyes. like physical objects not hallucinations. multiple times.

>>35997053
>past life regression

What's that

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rei ofc

>>35996169
rei
dnvmfiofdnui

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If you don't think Rei is best girl, you need to fuck off back to >>>/a/
misato also acceptable

>>35996134
EvE still looks good after 20 years

>wants to share every interest with a partner
I'm not even a relationship expert, but even I know that's not how it works.

>>35996134
Sooooo what's that in the pic?
I

What fucking retarded anime are you watching lmfao

Mine has a hearty dose of breasts.

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Speaking from experience.

>Men watch anime
>see cute girls being cute
>See how happy and easy their life is
>Want to replicate it and gain a feeling of safety and warmth from cute things

Essentially, anime turns men psychologically into women by teaching them 'Submissiveness and pretty things = safety'

>>35996079
Japanese long-term plan to turn all white men into sissies than even the average jap can out-alpha

you in FL? stay strong anon

>>35996088
GA
just shaken because i saw the news but the weather was clear so i was like pssh whatever, then all of a sudden its raining hard as fuck and theres no blue in the sky lol.

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>>35996072
>2017
>dying from wind

Top fucking wew m9!

They charge you that fee lol

>>35996063
>need to close my back account
>used card on that vending machine which take money day after payment
>spend around $50 on drinks
>closed bank account that day

they're gonna get me though but still

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>Go to Caines
>They accidentally give me the 4 tendie instead of 3 piece meal
>Don't say anything

I switch the radio off every time I hear that song come on the radio.

Not, as you might imagine, because I'm sour about being an average height and average-looking. Rather, the lyrical simplicity of that particular piece drives me up the wall. Is that seriously the best they could come up with?

"He's so tall and handsome as hell?"

Really?

>>35996092
I listen to it, to punish myself for being me.

>>35996092
normies don't care about lyrics or message

>>35996004
MMA

Anything else makes you a pussy

>>35996004
Training weights will make you bigger but it's not really "manly". What are you looking to gain out of this exactly?

>>35996004
Depending on where you live I'd buy a cheap two smoke dirtbike and do some wheelies for the ratchets.

>INTP
>traveled to 30 countries since 2013
>read and write Hindi and Arabic
>working on my Hindi so I'll be proficient when I'm in India in autumn
>lifting consistently three to five times per week
>taking a handful of online classes
>quit alky
>quit cigarettes
>secured a freelance writing contract for $1k per month for 8 hours of work per week, trying to find more so I can do this instead of menial shit while in university

T-t-too bad I'm still s-s-single. H-heh.

>>35995938
Are ENTJs robots or normies?

>>35995971
How'd you get that job, sounds great! $1000 / 32 hrs = 31.25/hr

>>35995898
>not including a link to the voice pitch analyzer

>>35995914

It's an app with exactly that name and even if it wasn't 4chan always thinks my links are spam, so I couldn't.

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Your voice looks really monotone

>>35995859
Dude it started on /pol/

>>35995859
prophet predicting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNltxW2gRAk&t

>>35995859

everyone who praises Kek, ironically or not, is going to hell.

>>35995701
I will use this as proof of blatant shilling on /r9k/
Good job shills for giving me this nice material.

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I'll also post a sample of a shill thread for you to read if you want to have examples of shills.

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Goyim these threads we make are totally legit, believe us, /r9k/ hates drumf

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I'M TIRED OF BEING A BRAINLET

DO YOU HEAR ME

I WANT TO BE A SMARTCHAD TOO

I'M AN AUTISTIC VIRGIN WITH NO FRIENDS WHY CAN'T I AT LEAST HAVE THAT

ALL THE OTHER AUTISTS ARE GOOD AT MATH AND SCIENCE AND COMPUTERS

I'M JUST SOCIALLY CRIPPLED AND DUMB

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ABUSE! DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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The DMV earlier, and incompetent people at work.

Both are just awful.

>>35995700
calm down morty

I haven;'t done it recently, but a few months ago I would cum quicker while masturbating if I looked at my dick.

>>35995606
It's not normal, but there is a term for it called autosexuality.

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you're a self-sexual

kys yourself degenerate