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>tfw no schizophrenic gf
Does anyone here dream of having a schizophrenic, or even autistic, or depressive girlfriend?
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>>35998475
This is literally my ideal fantasy, my dream girl is qt schizophrenic who I can console and care for in times of need.
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>>35998530
I dream about this every day.
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>>35998475
No, I am schizophrenic so I don't romanticize mental diseases.
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If you were having a daughter, how would you raise her?
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to the ground
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No clue desu
such a fine line between too much freedom and too sheltered
I almost feel as though it doesn't really matter and whether she ends up a disappointment or not isn't even up to you
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>>35998527
this Let her mostly make her own decisions and only intervene if she fucks up bigly. If shes a failure kick her out at 18 and dont think about her anymore
What do you wear each day?
Template
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Pic related
Sometimes the jacket is a cardigan.
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Something like this but it varies a tad.
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>>35998620
get the fuck off the board roastie slut
fucking RE
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>BRAAAP PA DU DA DA DIM BRAP!
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>BREEEE BRAP BRADDADA BRAP!
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>>35998729
BRAP BRADDADA BRAP!
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good original thread
how is this not original you fucking kike robot
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"A-anon, is that you? Come closer, I'm so weak. There's something I need to tell you before I die. Something I can't leave unsaid. Anon...you're a fucking loser. "
>*dies*
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>>35998448
>*rapes her corpse
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Y-y-you t-too...
Org
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>>35998558
winrar, most original fpbp
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>tfw no catboy bf
It hurts
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>>35998422
why would you want to date a gay degenerate
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that soap is about to fall!
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>>35998465
Because I want to cum inside his fertile boypussy
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>31
>already jacked it 4 times before noon on a monday
end my life now
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that's a pretty rare spudro
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edging is a better feeling + reward
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>>35998406
so what man? nothing matters
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>be me
>19 yo
>finaly find a gf
>is my life finaly going to be good ?
>she really seems to love me
>she want me to meet her parents
>they seem to like me
>3 days later she tell me she have something important to say
>her parents things I'm a weirdo because I'm fat, they said I was disgusting
>They don't want to see me again
What should I do ?
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They sound like fucking assholes, but that's reality OP
People are machines
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>>35998400
Lose some weight fatty. They're right, fatties are disgusting.
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>>35998400
>Eat less (especially carbohydrates)
>Walk/run for 30-40 mins a day
>Lift some weights, don't even have to be very heavy
>Lose weight
>Parents then don't give a shit about you
>Bang their daughter
What's so difficult here?
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It is almost time for the 36 Millionth post on /r9k/
Grab some Popcorn, shitpost, and enjoy the ride!
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>>35998267
Soon desu
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If 36 mil gets we all get gfs
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I will get it. For Poppy
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How do you work a room?
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>>35998250
be tall and handsome with a deep inviting voice
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>>35998250
In that guys situation if I even remotely knew those people I would put a hand on two of their shoulders and say "What's up boys?". This makes those two turn towards me and opens the circle to me while anouncing myself to the rest.
Sometimes you just have to barge in and be impolite.
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>>35998285
They just move away. If they're nice. They tell you to fuck off if they're not.
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>doc turns up the antidepressants
>sadness turned to rage
>tell him about it
>"good, let it out"
WELL THAT IS FUCKING GREAT THEN
I JUST LISTEN TO DEATH METAL AND GROWL UNTIL MY THROAT CAN TAKE NO MORE TO CALM DOWN
WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT
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>>35998222
Lift weights
get ripped so chicks like you but now your dick doesn't work
>falling for the pharmaceutical jew
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>>35998222
Why dont you just let it out then?
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>tfw can't stay on antidepressants
even the lowest dosage just makes me numb
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I am streaming some Jackbox, but I have no friends so I want to play with robots instead
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAqx76xIx8SdpDm-sKj3VUQ/live
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>>35998187
We just started quiplash
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Now I am playing TKO
Total shirt knockout
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people keep banning the robots :(
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what does 'take a break' mean?
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it means stick a kit kat up your ass
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>>35998298
not helpful
origami
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it means stop doing what you're doing
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SHAVE UR LEGS BOYS
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Don't actually
Girls like slight hair on legs so no jungle swamp and not smooth shaven
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>>35998264
>Girls like slight hair on legs
who cares what girls like
shave your legs regardless
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>>35998324
but why seems kinda gay and meaningless
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Is there a way to make videogames fun again?
I can't playing for more than an hour these days, but I have no other skills in life
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try playing actual good games
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>>35998109
>Try playing with your friends, anon.
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>>35998109
No,
Now go forth into the world and increase your irl stats.