I lost 100 pounds trading stocks. How do you make money other than a normie job?
Just eat less calories bro
>>36003175
acquire autismbux
>it's another brit thread
Why is stuffing your face like you're not gonna wake up in the morning objectively the best way to get good sleeps?
>>36003172
go on a diet desu
>>36003172
Don't do that
>>36003231
I find it easier to just exercise alot and keep eating what I want and slowly lose weight due to calorie expenditure and increased metabolism
I've wondered this too. Maybe because digesting all the food takes alot energy and makes you tired. It's a pretty comfy feel, but I haven't gotten over the fear of getting fat so I always feel guilty afterwards
>Anon. You don't drink that filthy coffee right? Here have some tea instead. It's Earl Grey with some Five alive. You'll like it, trust me!
>>36003168
t-thanks I actually d-drink tea did you know I've never had coffee in my entire life just an interesting fact about me haha
I already drink green and black tea. Coffee is fucking nasty.
>>36003244
>Coffee is fucking nasty.
It's mud water really. It's 100% sugar and caffiene addiction.
Beer also tastes like ass. It's why I drink whine.
>tfw to smart too be sober
who /A S C E N D E D/ here?
>>36003084
Me, just smoked before classes. Helps me focus.
it will fuck you up long term
>>36003129
Proof?
Extremely fucking original goddamn bot fuck the fuck off
Are hapas seriously as fucked up as people say or is it just a meme?
>>36003033
>combining the two most beta races
Hapas are basically uber betas
>>36003033
what are hapas if I might ask?
>>36003033
>inb4
ELLIOT DINDU NUFFIN
Hello my child. Tell me, how have you contributed to the world's benefit and I will let you pass these gates into heaven.
And no, your suicide doesn't count.
Why would we need to spend time on this fucking conversation, you fucking faggot.
>>36003032
bitch who are you talking to like that?
>take care of my drunken mother and keep her from losing her
>take care of my mentally handicapped little sister
>always try and get my brother off drugs when possible probably gonna have to take care of his kid in the future unless he snaps out of it
>help my neighbor out a lot with car trouble and giving her rides all the time
>give people rides whenever its raining
I can't think of any other things but if somebody needs help I generally try to help them. That being said I'm homosex so hello hell.
Has anyone here ever done any discreet sneaky faps before?
When I was younger, sometimes I would jerk off when a family member was just in the other room with no doors in between and sometimes even in the same room- and I never got caught. I've been thinking about this a lot lately... like what if they did know and just didn't say anything?
When I was 15 I jerked off in the hot tub of a hotel pool.. I think my brother was in the pool and couldn't really see what I was doing, and there was no one else around.
>>36003009
At uni I jerked off in the bunk bed while my roommate was right below me. I did it very stealthily, subtly humping my bed to make myself cum. I don't know if he knew or not I never asked.
>>36003009
I jerked off on the girls bathroom in highschool and came on the stall door
There was a huge uproar on the next day and I was scared shirtless that they would make a DNA test
THE FEEL WHEN RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND OF THE WORLD AND OF ALL TIME
DO YOU KNOW THE FEEL
Yes, I absolutely know that feel.
Best band ever is Pixies cunt
she lives with a broken man
a cracked polystyrene man
>be me
>get asked a specific yes/no question
>"Did he have any lights in his kitchen?"
>Answer no (I wasn't looking up there wtf)
>Overhear "Anon said you had no lights in your kitchen."
I didn't just spontaneously yell "Papa had no lights in his kitchen!1". Why do normies ask very specific questions and then repeat your answer like you just showed up from the ether & told them that without being asked?
>>36002874
Once again, I start a thread and it gets ignored since this place is 95% normies anyhow. I'm going to a more refined place - don't wait up, tards.
>>36002874what
Organicall
because your post makes actual makes no sense. stick to the brainlet posts, friend
Are Gen Z males going to become the biggest group of robots ever?
>born to old autism prone Gen Xers or whore single mother millenials
>born during collapse of family, 1 out of 4 have no fathers, causing betadom
>born during a period where young men outnumber young women by millions
>raised by their electronics, jewtube personalities become their father figures
>gen Z females have 20 social media accounts by the time they hit puberty while eating up google's feminism, causing sky high narcissism and combined with the abundance of males meaning the 80/20 rule is more like 95/5
>the males are too busy wacking off or playing vidya to care about the chads dicking daily through tinder, if they manage to build up the courage to ask someone out they do it through a 500 word text message
>become socially retarded and unable to communicate in an outside world dominated by nepotism because they sit inside all day
>coming of age in a job market increasingly affected by automation, outsourcing, and women being employed
>their only skill is thousands of hours on overwatch when an intern position requires 20 years of work experience and a masters degree while it's already taken up by hundreds of other applicants
>too fat and out of shape to be drafted if a war comes
I'm expecting an increase in NEETs and suicide rates in the coming years
>>36002865
That image alone is horrifying, let alone your greentext.
>12% in workforce by 2020
>61.8% of Gen Z girls will be feminist hogbeasts by 2027
>they're going to be so coddled that there are two (2) stages between teenager and adulthood, and adulthood threshold is raised alot
>those same feminist hogbeasts combined with the "adulthood" will likely raise the age of consent to 25+ to eliminate the more buxom teenaged hogbeasts
>either that or their social media will be getting big on pedos' rights and they'll be conditioned into letting millenial/Gen X men who 'think young' have sex w/ them
>the slang is downright cringeworthy, and those who find it base and insipid while be more alienated from their timespan than ever
>destined to a fate as government-dependent precariats due to the lack of jobs, and decrease in social skills (all while companies weed out the exact kinds of people w/o them)
Also:
>I'm expecting an increase in NEETs and suicide rates in the coming years
Also prison population (single mother households), and massacres (beta uprising, and marginalized youngsters who have access to every radical school of thought in the palm of their hands).
>tfw a Gen Z member and legally allowed on this website
>Born in December '94
Wew, that was close
A girl at school keeps bugging and and wants me to eat her ass, what do I do? She tells me that I just need to give into her and do it but I think it will taste bad and be dirty...
Fembot or no?
Don't worry, it will not taste bad if you cook it on a grill
Nope, I'm a dude, and she's three grades above me. it's kinda unsettling, but her confidence and persistence kinda turns me on and makes me wanna do it. She plays a lot of sports and isn't bad looking either.. :X
I wanna sniff and lick a MILF's sweaty asshole
>>36002829
understandable
orignidenfsniAL
>>36003367
fug
origignal
I don't want sex, just to smell stinky assholes.
Why is Custom Grow 420 so comfy?
>>36002780
it isn't, you're just retarded
sage
it's not though
it's vaguely stressful and you have to watch some shitty stoner stereotype and his idiot friends do stupid things with expensive weed paraphernalia while somehow convincing yourself that this is fun
doesn't this guy beat his wife or something too
WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE!!!!
I fucking hate this guy so much
Haven't had one of these in a little while.
Here's one of the bigger templates to start with.
>>36002751
That template is too big. I don't want to know that much shit about you and vice versa.
>>36002751
finally got around to updating this shit, previous one i posted was several months (years?) old.
>>36002847
>those books
el oh el
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.
I don't have a gun, how should I do it?
NEEDLE IN THE HAY
NEEDLE IN THE HAYYYYY
oregano
anon there's literally so much you can do with your life, you're just too afraid. Don't kill yourself and stop being a bitch
>>36002745
two packs of paracetamol