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>>36005603
What sort of casual you take me for?

>>36005647
I want to smell your feet desu
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>>36005647
I-i-is that you?

orig

His huge forehead makes him look intelligent.

good face and he's ripped

>>36005596
he has muscles and a foreign accent

>>36005567
It'll hurt a lot

>>36005591
Im already on drugs plus it only will last for a while

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it statistically has a low success rate. Even if you're alone with no other people in the house, get drunk (but not TOO drunk), take a shitload of blood thinners, get in a bathtub full of hot water and slice your wrists, legs, and jugular with a glass knife your success chance is like 60%.

Realistically though, you won't have half those conditions and success chance will be 20-40%.

Meanwhile, gunshot to head is almost 100% success; while jumping from high enough to reach terminal velocity and PROPER hanging (dropping from ~6 feet to snap the neck, causing instant death) have success rates >95%

Lastly, we all know you're too pussy to cut open enough area to do more than pass out. Your attempt will be obvious and other people will notice the wounds; you'll likely be sectioned for at least 92 hours for evaluation (probably stay for over 1 month), b& from buying firearms, and overall society will bear down on you, reducing success chances of future attempts.

That said, I hope you can manage an effective and relatively painless exit from this hellish existence of deceit and exploitation; and ascend to skellhood.

>>36005508
>being a kid is better cause you don't want to commit suicide all the time
That's not how I remembered my childhood

Adulthood is shit but so was my youth

>>36005508
it all sort of sucks.. there's just very brief enjoyable moments you latch on to also obligatory discord shillu: https://discord.gg/jXQBCnm

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>OP doesn't remember being 6 and wanting to die because your cousin bad touched you and no one at school wants to play with you at recess

>>36005505
You hate them because they think you're an ugly retarded faggot?

>>36005531
I'm not a 7'11" 10/10 ripped turbochad who's had everything in life handed to him so no girl will ever want me

>>36005602
What you described is a megafaggot and you're an ultramegafaggot for just making that up.

but, like, why do bad things have to happen, you know? ughhhhhhhhhh :)

>>36005462
Or maybe there's something common, something concealed, about all or most of our lives that's inherently depressing

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>>36005462
Normies think feeling sad for a hot minute is depression, they don't know any better. If they were us they would have perished long ago because we were molded by it. They may glimpse it but they will never know.

But, do you FEEL well, anon?

>>36005459
no penor in vaginoo

>>36005638
have had sex
lost virginity to sisters bestfriend, knew her for a long time was kinda weird but wanted penor wet

give me attention please im so lonely

>>36005433
How does it feel to be a nigger with no prospects in life because of your retard-tier IQ, nigger?

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>>36005486

>He actually believes its a black person and not some Alt-Fag craving attention.

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No

Any other dumb questions ?

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>>36005385
ya anon i certainly would. what about you?

no i wouldnt

some of the women im killing could be good people

most are cunts tho

they're the best
of course not. they're whatever you call someone who digs teens. teens ain't kids

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Because preteens and teens are at, or approaching their peak, and ready to be filled w/ kids. The perfect mix of neoteny and maturity. Anyone who calls ephebophiles "pedos" is a brainwashed normie. This is what feminists made you believe - where is your logic?

>teenage
>pedo
For women it's downhill from about 17 years old, body wise. It makes them very angry when they realize it. So they start calling people pedos

>>36005359
Need some hentai to compare that too.

Also need sauce.

>>36005359
>>36005586
>need sauce
i second that

>>36005359
>that scar on her leg

lel
cutters never learn

>>36005301
>Everyone is happy
>But not yourself

>>36005301
>tfw others don't help you

ha ha
ha

>>36005301
INFJ? preemptive blox

What was the exam? How did you study?

>he studied for just one weekend
Psh.. exams are not intelligence / knowledge tests, they are memory tests.
To pass an exam, or any other memory test start repeating the same thing for months coming up to it and you'll ace it

How?

Do you just glance at the text and don't make any attempt to critically think about what you're reading? Do you think you're prepared when you see similar questions that will be tested on the exam? How do you not know if you are going to bomb?

Retards, I swear.

yes. Saturated fat and cholesterol clog arteries

any other symptoms? pain in your arm or face? have you experienced these symptoms before? any cognitive problems?

>>36005235
The last time i ate at mcdonalds i spent the next 30 minutes spraying shit in the bathroom.

That shit is not good to eat, don't bring your children there.

>>36005149
No you're not

here have a you

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How many times have I said the same phrase

>>36005149
I love how wojie is smiling in this one

There's hope for us all