> Tfw your slowly falling in love with your straight best friend
> Tfw you realize one of the reasons is because your an attention seeking homo
Not a trap, I'm not that gay
I can't have any male friends because you give me any attention and I'll do anything for you.
I just have so much love to give, I suppose.
Anyone else like this?
>>36009683
Yeah, I definitely know how you feel. It's shit, but there's not much you can do to stop yourself from falling for someone.
>>36009683
>slowly falling in love with your straight best friend
>attention seeking homo
>I'm not that gay
>>36009730
Not as gay as a trap,
Context, dude
>There are Anons who actually live in the other 49 non relevant states other than California
>Why do you people even live?
California Thread.
>>36009667
OC here
life is gud
California is only good is you're making six figures. Otherwise you'll end up living near Mexicans. I wasn't racist then, but I am now
>>36009693
I live in OC but work in LA, the dividing line is so fucking obvious
>finally get first gf
>literally a light 6/10
how do I explain i don't want to be seen with her but still want to be together
6/10 is good. That's above average and most people are average so what are you talking about?
>>36009694
>6/10
>above average
I don't think you understand how a bell curve works...
>getting a gf for social status
wat
Do you think your life would've be better if you lived in the Southwestern United States during the mid-to-late 19th century?
I'm from Poland and have never been to America, but I daydream all day about being a violent drifter in the old west. But then I realize that maybe things in the old west would've been the same or worse for me.
Drunk normies being loud at the saloon while i'm trying to have a drink. Chad showing off his skills with a pistol or horseback riding to Stacy while I struggle to even mount a horse or talk to a girl without spilling my ol' west spaghetti.
How would your life be?
I think I'd be happier. Life would definitely seem to have more meaning then it does now.
>>36009618
That pic doesn't even look like the US. No desert here looks like that.
>>36009696
It's a desert in Spain. I'm poor and I'm polish so I'll never be able to go to America and experience the true glorious old west.
That's why I'll just save up for a short trip to the Tabernas Desert in Spain. I'll find a place to sit alone and pretend I'm a drifter in 1800s America. I can't afford a horse and never rode one, so I'll just sit and walk...
Katie and Spring Thomas are sisters who are both pornstars and who are known to do interracial porn. What do you think they're parents are thinking right now?
>>36009591
Could you imagine doing porn with your sibling? How awkward things must get
>>36009591
Burn the coal you gotta pay the toll.
>You will never get bent over like that and railed so hard you cant think straight
Post Some of the saddest gore footage you can find. Should I be asking this board or another? http://www.bestgore.com/road-accidents/woman-cry-over-complete-mangle-remains-girl-west-bengal-india/
Damn that was fucked up
>>36009577
ask /b/ or something. Pretty sure one of them i have to have a webm of a newborn getting put into a meat grinder.
>>36009577
damn, didn't know platypus had teeth like that
I gained 30lbs on my new meds and it's time to take action.
Along with cutting calories and doing more exercise, what should I do to make weight loss on antipsychotics less hard? I'm also going to be raising my dose of ritalin which will help with weight loss.
My plan is to restrict my diet to chicken breast, celery, peppers, tuna, and beans. I'm going to prepare my food a week in advance and I'm going to use a stationary bike while I watch TV and take the dog out for a long walk each day.
Any former fatbots on antipsychotics have any tips? Neurotypical fatbots welcome too.
>>36009571
p-please bunp
I need to know
>>36009571
It's mist likely not the med themselves that are making you fat it's the much I'd the medication gives you. So really just fight the urge and watch your portions
>>36009571
I'm on antipsychotics, they initially made me gain a fuckton of weight, I doubled my body weight in the first two years of taking them.
Now I'm in the process of loosing it again. I already lost 45 lbs. I take topamax, as prescribed by my psychiatrist. Changes your metabolism and makes me not hungry all the time anymore. Other than that, I keep seeing a nutritionist, and changed my whole diet.
I try to eat only three times a day, and try to adhere to the so called plate model, where I fill my plate with half veggies, quarter carbs, quarter meat/protein. Also exercise, as I got really fat, getting my fat ass up for a walk daily and just walk in a quick pace is enough to get me to sweat. Important is to activate your metabolism daily, so exercise in any form will do, if you aren't as fat as me daily exercise in form of running is advised.
Good luck, anti psychotics are a bitch, but if prescribed, a necessary one.
Are you a product of the 90s public school system where they said you were smart even though you were as dumb as a box of rocks? How did you turn out? How long did it take you to realize that you were either stupid or average at best?
Me? I genuinely thought I was of above average intelligence until like my 25th birthday.
>>36009569
Yes and they still do, apparently knowing lot of trivial shit makes you smart these days, go figure.
>>36009569
No and I doubt the public school system has that much influence over most people
Your self-esteem has everything to do with life experiences and the way you're treated by family and peers, the teacher saying something nice every once in a while
Though I don't know where this "Everyone's a winner" boogeyman even came from, I went to elementary/middle/high school in Tennessee and the teachers were more hands-off and distant than mindlessly supportive
>>36009569
Non verbal learning disability here.
I would say that it ruined my life, but then I realize that because I'm an idiot I wouldn't have gone anywhere anyways.
It just made it more painful when i finally crashed. I fucking hate people who tell these white lies.
On a scale of 1-10 how stupid would it be to come out as a pedophile to my co-workers? I wanna do it as both a joke and a social experiment to see how they then act, but I'm not quite sure if it'd be acceptable or not. I spend so much time here that I can't tell the line between 4chan acceptable and real life acceptable
>>36009533
0 but it if you do tell us what happens
>>36009533
You'll regret it in an instant and quit the job at your next paycheck.
I hope it's bait.
if dubs then u have to do it and update us tomorrow
>tfw the feelgood buzz from alcohol goes away and is replaced by crippling depression and thoughts of self harm
keep drinking f a m
>tfw you know the exact ounces of vodka that gets you the feelgood buzz without getting hungover/overly drunk
gives me so much power. i don't know why normies drink 6 beers just to feel a buzz
>>36009595
Beer really is for fags
I don't have any girly clothes and haven't ever taken hormones
do I still count as a trap?
>>36009493
>I don't have any girly clothes and haven't ever taken hormones
Why would you count as a trap?
You don't need to take hormones, but not having any girly clothes automatically disqualifies you.
>>36009530
I'm pretty feminine
>>36009556
Rip
can this be bypassed by wearing no clothes?
>tfw youre a normie now
i actually did it, i lost my virginity
Me too, it wasn't really that great desu.
>>36009460
agreed, girl was 6/10 and thats being generous
i dont feel like a normie but i guess i am one now
I made the same thread almost a year ago. It was June, I recall it clearly.
I didn't have sex again until last Friday. Don't sing victory just yet.
>tfw wrist/handlet
Not my arm but pretty close too it. I can fit my finger and thumb around my wrist and my fingers are too thin.
>>36009432
Time for another wristlet thread I guess.
>>36009432
Wrists like that are meant to be ideal.
>>36009482
Doesn't help when you are a manlet though
>have job interview at call center tomorrow
>what questions will they ask
>how should I answer?
AHHHHHHHHHH! BUMP DAMN IT!
Sales or customer support?
>>36009822
customer support
>playing chess
>some poo in loo faggot checkmates in 3 moves
EAT SHIT YOU CURRY FUCK
If you fall for a queen's gambit, you're legally retarded. Go play checkers, mongoloid.
>>36009399
If it makes you feel better you can play against me op
I suck at chess and you could probably beat me
unless you suck more than I do
>>36009418
Shut the fuck up loser, kill yourself