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Personally fucking hate the anime
>Love the memes though

>>36010938
I liked it. Feels quite comfy during long, lonely afternoons.

>>36010938
cant get into it because of art style but i like the music

If you didn't /peakinelementaryschool/ you're not a true robot

>>36010983
What about a double peak w elementary+highscool and a graceful downfall (upfall?) to robot status

>>36010931
I peaked in the 5th grade. Got a gf in the 6th and everything has been a downward spiral from that point on

Same boat. Always agitated and cannot relax. Have been like this for 4 years now.

>>36010921
Those who have nothing to live for in the now cannot help but dream of the then.

>>36010921
12 years of mind boggling boredom and waiting will do that to a man

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>>36010918
>go to local supermarket
>see cute cashier girl is working today
>her line is full and it would be awkward to wait for her line to clear up
>get in the old lady cashier's line instead
>walk home defeated

>>36010943
I know that feel.
Worst thing is, there are self checkout lines now popping up everywhere. Soon there will be no more cute cashier girls.

>>36011003
In Europe they went away as quick as they came, because they are slow af compared to qt cashiers and we dont mind giving wagies money.

>be me
>back in highschool
>friend's sister crushes on me
>makes moves on me
>I stand my ground
>bros before hoes
>prom night
>kisses me on cheek in limobus
>appreciate the gesture but go after other girls
>ended up loner
>no regrets tho
>bros before hoes

>>36010907
Thank your sister for being a bro

>>36010963
already done. obviously.

>>36010889
Cont 2/2

Anyway this actually explained a lot that I didn't understand from highschool like why people were generally pretty nice to me despite myself being an autistic weeb, and why stoners and black kids were pretty cool with me. I had previously thought it was because they thought I was literally autistic. Anyway it got worse, according to him not only did a lot of girls want to "get to know me" because they thought me and my friends had a huge stash of weed, but one girl in particular this very intimidating tall, tan, athletic (I was still maybe an inch taller but I'm 5'9 and she got a scholarship to play basketball for a university) 10/10 blonde Stacy in our class that I literally never talked to because I was too scared of her, kind of had a pretty big crush on me according to this Chad. I don't understand why, we literally spent one English class quarter in Junior sitting right next to each other at the back of the class in one of those seating arrangements where 2 desks are paired with each other and never talked to each other except for when the teacher made us discuss what we had written about the book we were reading a few times. Wouldnt she have figured out I was autistic from that? Thats around when things wound down for that night I remember we called for a check right when the baseball game we had semi been watching ended. We shook hands and he said "Its good knowing things are going great for you now though Anon." I held in my tears until I got back to my hotel room and cried on the floor for a while.

>tfw I couldve been a chad
>tfw I couldve lived an amazing youth
>tfw I had a chance at not experiencing this loneliness
>tfw I couldve had the girl of my dreams if 'd talked to her once that entire quarter

Just a horrible feeling. This isnt even like having a billion dollars stolen its like having an entire future where you're happy stolen away from you.

feelsbadman

>>36010925
>>tfw I couldve been a chad
>>tfw I couldve lived an amazing youth
>>tfw I had a chance at not experiencing this loneliness
>>tfw I couldve had the girl of my dreams if 'd talked to her once that entire quarter
I know these feels, I literally had a cute blonde girl tell me she had a crush on me in 8th grade and I did nothing about it but sperg out

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This opened my eyes a little bit. I have Chad friends and Stacey s talk to me. I consider myself a nerd and make self depricating jokes about that(and weeb shit), so I don't get why they talk to me. I'm fairly good looking apparently but I'm a fatbot so that it doesn't even matter. I still have time to change, though. Thank you for this message, anon. It's given me a new perspective. Even if it hurts you to talk about it, you can at least know you made a difference in someone else's life.

>>36010880
going with the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>36010880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iWrIfEgFlQ

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>ITT Normies and health fags scream EWWW "insert negative thing about smoking" Only pure virgin girls for me "insert stupid red pill shit about muh degeneracy"

Alot of grills I know i smoke and if i ever got with a girl I wouldnt care unless she's a heavy smoker

>>36010909

I used to smoke 30 a day 2 years ago, the brand I used to smoke is 10 quid a pack now

you would care if she is a heavy smoker as you would be broke from her bumming money for a pack when she ran out

>>36010909
From my limited experience accepting a girl who smokes opens a lot more options to you in dating. Same goes for having a kid. If you tick those boxes as okay on dating sites or just in real life you can get in contact with a lot younger, cooler, and more attractive women than you typically could as an average low-tier male like we are on this board.

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>>36010732
S-Sorry, Stacy, I was just trying to get past you...

You smell really nice today...

That's my face when women smile at me. Which is often.

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>>36010732
>stare at the ground to avoid looking her in the face
>"ew are you looking at my feet you creep?!"

>hating your teeth

>>36011393
>sloshing drinks all around your mouth instead of just letting slide down your throat
Maybe if you treat every drink like fucking listerine then big boy drinks aren't for you.

>>36011442
>not swishing whiskey through your teeth to ensure manbreath
It's like you want to be a virgin forever.

everyone i know leaves me in the end

i have no more family, im handicapped
and im stuck in a desert
nobody wants to help me
friends are gone
not good enough for them

going to die soon
my birthday is near, i dont really feel anything about it
i guess this is life though, everyone uses each other. theres no point to it. im just leftover

i dont know what im going to do
the pills dont work and my people are all going to get bored
i keep sleeping everyday. can't talk to them because im ashamed

Who the fuck are you?

Post boipucci, you faggot.

You know the drill
Timestamp

>>36010610
noriko? orig

Humans are social creatures but other humans are shit. You don't like socializing but you have to do it because its in your DNA. Somewhere along the line the wires get crossed and the only thing that is supposed to make you happy, just doesn't.

>be 20

Your life hasn't even started.

>>36010748
Yeah, life is completely pointless right now but it will magically start to matter in another 20 years when I'm old and it's not like everything depends on the decisions I made in my 20s.

Fuck off with your dumbass advice.

I fucking hate this shit. My mom just barges straight into the fuckin office too. I got caught once by my fucking grandma and I threw a towel over and played it cool but she knew damn well what I was doing(not easy to hide 7'). Fucking hate not living alone. I'm cutting down on masturbation anyway, porn is too controlling.

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>>36010557
>staying in a college dorm with a chad roommate
>goes to sleep late so I have to wait ages to rub one out after a stressful day
>sleeps like a fucking hurricane, constantly shifting around and making noises in bed
>every time I try to masturbate he makes some stupid fucking sound or looks like he's about to get up
>meanwhile he has a hot gf who he gets to go balls deep inside whenever he's horny
>on valentine's day he asks me if I have a gf too

FUCK OFF CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD LET ME CUUUUUUUUUUUM

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I had that kind of feeling back in elementary school. My family was so poor that my brother, my mom, and me had to sleep in the same bed. I remember feeling uncomfortable jacking off in the bathroom because it was used by like 4 persons or more and sometimes they knocked the door crazy demanding to use the bathroom so I waited for my mom and brother to sleep in order to jack off in the bed. Also I'm Chinese

>>36010522
>think in my head "haha nice costumes, guys"
>say nothing aloud and just nervously walk away

They are clearly being careful NOT to block the path.

>>36010522
>*walks around*