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>falling for the therapy meme
If you're a robot, therapy can't help you. It's for normalfags who don't have real problems.

>>36016364
>>36016400
Maybe it's just a shitty theraphist.

>>36016364
It's why I got out of therapy when I was like 13.
Lie, lie, lie.

Do not go to Mc Donalds, it makes you fat. Also burgers taste bad.

>>36016357
>not going through the drive through
>>36017016
fuck off string bean

>>36017016
their mcnuggets are full of protein, I run through a 20 pc after every workout

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mfw when op is prob a 10y old degen in his daddys cum dungeon

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>>36016232
Nice try, you muzzie faggot

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I hate muslims and niggers. Beat that.

>le twitter ironically want to die meme
Actually commit suicide.

>>36016160
>instead of messaging himself he let's an algorithm send a message instead

People are shit.

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Lmao, kill me amirite?
Fucking do it pussy
You won't

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>>36016124
>the kid who shat himself in class, not once but three times

>that Muslim kid that thought he was better than everyone for having a different religion
>in human geography he ALWAYS has to pronounce the names of people or cities in Middle East because
>still got bullied for being a minority

>>36016124
>the school bully who got away with EVERYTHING because he had a "hard childhood"
>he stapled another kid in the face 7 times but got away with it because he had mommy issues

Eventually he did get fucked because he took a kids eye out with a pencil, landed him in Juvi for quite a while. last i heard he got into a drug ring or something. that was the last i heard from him

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What if I wear panties to bed?

>>36016116
t. cutlet
who mutilated you

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>>36016159
It means you're a gorl & you should get out of my board desu

>>36016218
t. deluded autofapping permaboner slut
I'm uncut.

>>36016108
>want to trap
>have a face like Robert Patrick

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>>36016108
>"Must be hairless, athletic, hung, twinks"
You can be hairless, it's just a lot of work, especially if you want to keep it that way at all times. You can be athletic too. However the rest is game over if you didn't win the genetic lottery.

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>tfw average-looking gay virgin
>tfw people assume you're promiscuous once they find out

I wish this meme would end, I'm terrified of intimacy

>>36016107
I kind of agree with the idea of the modern nerd. You could play video games and shitpost all day but as long as you work out, have good hair, and get a douchey tattoo you're pretty guranteed to get pussy.

I didn't do/have any of those things until college and as soon as you do people just start wanting to hang around you and that boosts your confidence way up even though I was still jacking twice a day and struggling to be good at Street Fighter.

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>>36016207
>vidya and shitpost
>nerd

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>Illegal taking steps to blend in to avoid ICE

nice try Paco

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Kill yourself, you commie faggot.

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Fucking centre-left. Odd.
I'm pretty right-wing on immigration.

>>36016202
That's like being homophobic but still finding pleasure in fingering your ass

half the reason I can't justify working myself

>life is exactly the same as it is now
>except I waste eight hours a day to make money to move out because that's what "adults" do

With my commute on top of my 9 hour day I get maybe 2 hours tops to myself everyday if I want to get at least 6 hours of sleep. Don't blame yourself, it's called wageslavery for a reason. When will it all end brobots.

>>36016049
Thats why you improve yourself on your days off.

>work 4 days a week
>attend classes at a technical college on my 3 days off

>>36016007
Have intense migraines 3-4 times a month, but this last year I've been better at quenching them.

>realize the headache I'm having will 100% evolve into migraine
>lie down for an hour
>twist head in some weird fucking position
>an hour later, migraine is averted

Only works sometimes and my neck is starting to hurt really bad because of the way i twist it. But honestly, i'd rather have a fucked up neck than experiencing these fucking migraines.

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>>36016097
twist neck* not twist head lul

>>36016113
>>36016097
what did the doc say?

>>36015907
How do you know when you're a cyborg?

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>>36015925
55 master race reporting in
Oreganolio

>>36015969
Will do test soon, I actually might fall ij the cyborg sweet spot

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>hurr durr I'm abstinent
>virtue signalling this hard
virgin or not, you're still a worthless wankstain.

>>36015801
>Who are you quoting?
-every normie ever

>>36015912
>implying
what did he mean by this?

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>entertained
no need to disguise the fact you fap to trannies, we all do.

>>36015697
I had a REAL (real) girlfriend who I left recently, and now I'm dating a TRANS (trans) girl (male). Is that degenerate enough for you?

I want to a man to abduct me and keep me in a cage in a dark room until I develop stockholm syndrome and fall in love with him. I then want to be pumped full of hormones/forced to crossdress while he trains me to be his pet.

Any attempt to escape/disobey would be met with punishment and obedience with praise and affection until I'm completely broken.

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>>36015696
Blessing in 2D, cringy in 3D.
It's as simple as that.

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>>36015723
3D is not important.

>>36015723
trufax

Even worse are the ones with the little sensor that presses against the wearer's forehead and makes the ears move.