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>>36016789
No banana?

>>36016789
Where is the banana?

he's part black

it was always going to happen

>>36016768
Here's a tip for you:
GET. OUT.

Get condoms. He might not bring his own. Is he a Chad or a sperg from here?

>>36016768
Be my gf and stop talking to Oscar or Chad in disguise. You will get hurt eventually by him. He's a normie I can already tell.

Good job anon, I'm proud of you.
I hope you will find happiness. Do you have any plans for getting better besides therapy?
What seems to be the problem anywho?

>>36016761
Thanks man, I hope this works out too. I really don't want medication, but i have a lot of anxiety. In highschool it wasn't so noticeable, but it's gotten to the point where I shake in my shoes and nauseous if I feel anxious. On top of that I have no family except my parents, who divorced, 2 friends that I don't talk to much, and I
have nobody to listen to my issues and give viable solutions. I'm an emotional time bomb that's been building shit up for years and I want to change my life.

My mom was a little distraught because she thought I was suicidal, which I'm not, but i explained to her what's going on in my head and she was in full support.

>>36016887
Going to talk to someone seems like a great idea, good for you for being proactive. I can't speak for the kind of anxiety you're having but I can recommend keeping a journal/diary as well, doesn't take too much effort and it's been worthwhile for me.

I hope things turn around for you anon

>>36016689
>replay old memories trying to image I came out like a chad and everyone thought I was awesome. The realise It's 4am and I have to be up in 3 hours.

>>36016689
>Walks like a crab in my underwear to get my food from my fridge to the PC
>REEEs at nothing.
>Talks in stupid voices all the time while I'm alone

>>36016689
All of that is fine, minus the shadow boxing. That's just pathetic.

>>36016682
Godamn!

https://xhamster.com/movies/6649186/anna_storelli_-_2.html
really made me think

>>36016682
>>36016744
Reminder that some of you faggots defended this

go back to r/asianmasculinity with your lies, small dick faggot

>>36016647
>Im the fucking man and I want you guys to agree with me
lol

Nigga you look like this one kid I knew back in 7th/8th grade. Name was Edgar. He's at UChicago now. Wasn't Asian though. He was a spic nigga. How's life been treating you man? Long time no see

You should leave this place and never come back

>>36016633
Yep, so many missed opportunities.
How to become a normal human being, I wonder?

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>tfw girls find you unattractive and weird

Green lantern corps offers a much better deal, desu

>have to have a bachelor's degree to join

>>36016666
nice quads!

wtf I didn't know that. This fucking sucks.

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No but I'll pretend to be your fembot gf over chat desu

>>36016715
>No
>but I'll pretend
o-oh...

>>36016553
Sakura Trick was a yurifag's wet dream

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>robots love to bitch about their no gf pain but have no interest in talking about their actual pain

>>36016490
The pain from acute appendicitis. I was huddled up in a ball on my bed for ~7 hours before I called someone to take me to the hospital.

>>36016490
Esophagus spasms due to achalasia/megaesophagus + gerd. It feels like someone is stomping on your solar plexus with all his weight on his heels after making you drink something very corrosive.

>>36016632
There are a few people with chronic illnesses. I make threads sometimes.
Here are two threads I made http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/2775794 http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26369882 But yeah usually they sink with zero replies.

>>36016475
>used the same cloths for 6 months now

>>36016475
Still have to do laundry to fuckface

>>36016475
> forgets not to shit his pants

Lmao I had a warm glass of milk and a hot cross bun.

>>36016457
What do you need the god damn plate for?!

>>36016457
Pizza rolls with a glass of Coke and frozen berries inside of it to substitute for ice

There's no escape currently. Lucifer controls this realm. You will simply reincarnate back to Earth, and become more susceptible to the coming New World Order due to your new incarnation's age.

Seek God.

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Doesn't work that way.

Also welcome to the club.

Living wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a constant anxiety ridden wreck most of the time. It's been the bane of my existence since I was 10 years old.

>>36016442
How about quit using the internet as a whole for a while ?

If you really want to stop browsing 4chan don't make a thread on it

>>36016463
Quiting 4chan is easy part actually. Only thing that stopping me is besides this shit holes like /r9k/ /pol/ /b/ /soc/ and other nswf boards, 4chan has good boards to disscus things.

I can't quit internet well i don't know internet is cool.

>>36016442
It's too hot where I live to wear any of that shit.

If you want memes and want to be a filthy untermensch pig dog normie, I suggest the following sites.
>Reddit
>9gag on my nuts
>ifunny
>jewbook
>twatter
>jewtube
>emospace

>>36016398
Jesus christ Rapunzel this isn't Game of Thrones get a fucking haircut before you fuck your hair up worse than those hippies who roll them into shit-locks.

>>36016398
>tfw pentocostal
>mom stopped taking us to a church for a while and let 14-17 year old me cut all my hair off
>Used to have the prettiest hair I've ever seen, just below the butt
>Now hair-let

>>36017674
chill it keeps growing just wait