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That template was posted yesterday.

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>Year 6 of participation in these dumbass threads

>>36019282
what motivated you to use pictures almost exclusively?

>>36019203
I wouldn't call myself good at tech either but yeah, my parents are really really sucks at tech.

>>36019203
It's endearing imo and I don't blame them because they didn't grow up with this stuff

>>36019203
My mother is completely dumb at tech, but my father is pretty good or even great at almost all tech. I'm still better at computers and phones than him.

Stop going to /pol/ so much, it's bad for you.

But anon, all the niggerhate on this website has always been ironic

>>36019270
t. nigger

oregano nigger

>>36019188
Full fledged robot btw

>tfw used to score cyborg but I got 33 on this one
>tfw lost soul in denial

62, relationship part ruined my score

>>36019143
It was last summer in university. I study farmacy and I did not pass my last examinations for my bachelor which I failed 5 times (2.5 years). It was my last try before Id get kicked off of uni. So I made a plan to break into the office and steal the test answers. I have a huge study debt and just couldnt afford to not pass.
I first did some recon and found out that the roof of the offices had panels that you could remove to see the real roof and kabels and stuff: a crawlspace. So I realised that I could go to the hallway, remove a panel, climb into the crawl space and remove a panel inside the office and jump down. I would first have to peek inside to see if the office opens from the inside, once inside I expected to find spare keys inside. There is a problem though, security guards patrol the floors in an irregular schedule and he could pop up at any moment.

>>36019143
I can't tell you because I am afraid I am being monitored

D-day: I stayed inside the office building, hidden in a service room till 11 pm. Then I went tot he hallway where the office was. There was a file cabinet just outside the office which I could jump onto to reach the ceiling panels. I removed a panel and peeked inside: the door opens from the inside, I looked both ways into the hallway for the guards but then jumped into the crawlspace and out the other side inside the office. I checked that the door could in fact be opened from the inside and then spent 1.5 hours looking everywhere fort he test answers. I found keys to the office (I took the master key which I still have tot his day and wear around my neck for good luck), I even looked into other offices. I literally took so many pictures of documents that my iPad ran out of battery and I used my phone which also was empty after 100ds pictures. I forgot the time because of the adrenaline rush (I had heart palpitations this wholetime) and I heard a voice in the hallway say: hello! I looked up and there was a security guard looking at me with a very angry face. I thought I was caught but he asked me why I was still here (office hours are till 6), he assumed I was a teacher or something. I stuttered: can i stay here a little longer im almost done. He asked me why I was shaking and I told him that he spooked me. He told me it was ok to stay and went away. I had already found what I needed to pass the test so I left 20 seconds after him and exited the building after closing all the doors.
I asked a class mate to determine the test answers using the data I found and passed it gloriously (80-100procent on the 7 sections). I have a bachelors diploma now. Nobody knows about this anons, only you.

Guys help I don't want to visit a scary doctor

>>36019112
are you pregnant t

>>36019214
No I'm a male (male) original

>>36019068
i used to box, but i stopped because its really bad for you in the long term, so many older boxers have brain problems because of it
0/10 would not recommend

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>>36019068
Thanks, Doc.

*punches something*

>>36019068
>tfw no boxer gf you can legally beat up

>>36019051
Tell her about it then, this isn't even a real problem

mugi whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>36019051
I know this problem all too well my mom will buy a cake every week and she wont even touch it. I eat the whole thing and tell her to stop buying cakes but she does the same thing next week.

maybe she was really a nice person Anon you never know the story behind that accident

>>36019064
>roastie makes bad decisions
>pays the price
I'm with OP, no sympathy for normans

>>36019084
Better decisions than staying in your room all day being a bitter asshole and condemning those for living a life outside your comfort zone?

Hot Potato
>molotov in the special ed hall

>>36019030
lm reporting this thread to the fbi!!! Good day

Smokin' in the Boys Room
>Get a 3+ streak in the male bathrooms

Some Privacy
>Reload in the changing rooms

A Cut Above
>Kill only school shooter lookalikes.

Achievement Unlocked
>Swipe a trophy from the school trophy case.

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I mean just look at him!

He's a creep, a freak! Same with all you anime-watching gamers.

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>>36018908
I really like him. Seemed like a really interesting and nice dude.
I find his personality, beliefs and interests more interesting than the shooting he committed.
I also feel like I can sympathise with him a lot, he's definitely the most feelsy of all school shooters.

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>>36018908
He was a hero. Sandy hook was the funniest fucking thing that ever happened. I've never seen that much normie butthurt before.

>>36018873
you are not alone

oregano
oregano
oregano

just fucking do it already then.

>Complaining when I'm gonna have to work a full time job and do college full time as well.

Fuck off m8 every day I wake up for work and do a 9 hour shift I want to die.
Now I'll be taking on the burden of your hell as well at the same time.

Every day is just the passing of time. That's the only way to get through. Don't focus on the suffering. Just do.

>>36018857
material things wont make you happy anon.
was it worth it when you could have had a normal fap and felt just as disappointed in yourself?

I push my fingers into my eyeeeees,
It's the only thing that slowly stops the aaaaache.

How's that job hunt coming along, son?

>>36018857
is it worth the expense?

kys spergo

>>36019772
i want aya to be my friend again
does aya still hate me

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aya bump

>>36018524
It hurts. that's when you know it's working. the pain is excruciating. and it takes a really long time as well. Assuming it even works because in some cases, your brain just shuts off due to lack of oxygen.

Tie it around the door knob and then around your neck really tight, keep the length short and then sit down, your bum shouldn't be able to touch the floor so if you put your legs out you'll hang.

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