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>mom found the elliot memorial
I think she knows too much lads. What shall I do with her?
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>>36020775
>What shall I do with her?
kill
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>>36020775
Decapitation followed by skullfucking
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beta uprising FUCKING NOW REEE
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Why exactly did he killed some 8 yo and not his bullies ?
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>>36020715
If i were a girl he wouldn't have died a virgin, yikes.
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>>36020734
that doesn't answer my question and most of all this is not original
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his mother was given a large sum of money to go along with the story
he was an outcast, loser neet. literally no one knew anything about him or cared, he was easily disposable.
the attack could/would be used as leverage for more gun control, a piece of the grand scheme to utterly bankrupt the American people's rights.
if you honestly believe the blatant lies the media spun, you are a fool.
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What 'qualifies' you as a robot? between:
1. Have tried for relationships and sex, failed and been rejected, and gave up on it, hence robot
2. Have had relationships and sex, found it unfulfilling, and choose to be alone
Do you consider only 1 counting with 2 being a normie, or both 1 and 2 count as being a robot?
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>>36020643
2 does not count.
But 3 would be doesn't try even with chance of success, and chooses to be alone.
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>>36020643
>>36020676
neither of these things qualify you as a robot
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>>36020719
3 is at least closer by never having a relationship.
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Hey r9k! I'd like to invite you all to join a Minecraft server I've been running with some friends.
The world is enclosed by a circle with radius 500 meters, and the terrain is custom generated. Other than that, it's completely vanilla. We'd like to develop a friendly community with you all! We only ask that you do not make nether portals or use diamond tools. We're trying to recreate the feel of old Minecraft!
Here's the IP: 162.244.165.121:39547
Hope to see you all soon!
- Billy Moose
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>>36020574
Pirate friendly?
Yeah I didn't think so.
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>>36020574
>The world is enclosed by a circle with radius 500 meters
1. that's fucking tiny
2. what's stopping people from going up and over
3. a circle in minecraft?
>We only ask that you do not make nether portals or use diamond tools. We're trying to recreate the feel of old Minecraft!
nigger seriously
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>tfw just discovered that you can play old versions of Minecraft from the launcher
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Fellow fembots, is it possible for you to be truly happy with a man who is not a virgin?
I can't get over the fact that his face has been stained by Stacy's cum.
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I unironically agree with OP
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i am obsessed with this girl shes so cute
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>Stacy refuses to pork him for the entirety of their three year relationship
>breaks up with him in brutal way
>decides to bone him while they're broken up
>her shitty bedframe snapped in half as they did so
>she then left him forever and joked to us about the size of his penis
It's different when he plows me because I'm not a literal evil demon.
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/shitty driver general/
Can't drive? Get the fuck in here and share your stories.
Today I managed to drive against the curb 3 times. I have a car since 2 years and I feel like I get worse at it.
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>>36020488
>tfw 23 never even touched a steering wheel
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>I was leaving my friend's apartment late. Around 4 am.
>Had to go into the underground parking to get my car.
>Vision is a little awkward and the underground yellow lighting didn't help very much.
>Hit a pillar that was painted yellow.
>Total the car.
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fallen off my bike a few times
Not really my fault though
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who else here ripe for the bus?
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>>36020461
well...that's fucking swell, isn't it? with all the fuss that you lot make about being lonely losers and whatnot i thought that at least some of you would have suicidal thoughts, but surprise, surprise...
seems like i'll have to talk to myself then
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>>36020461
hey!
how's it going?
what seems to be the problem bud?
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>>36020727
hi! how are you?
not sure how i feel atm, can't really put it into words, but thanks for asking nonetheless.
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>tfw ran out of toilet paper
>also ran out of tissues
>also ran out of napkins
>also ran out of paper towels
What are my options, lads? I don't want to leave my house yet.
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you can wipe yours ass with a lot of things
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Just order TP online, you can order it in bulk packages that will last you for months.
T. paper maker.
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just shower
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Post your comfy spring/summer images here, as well as music and whatever.
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more comfies xx
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moar comfy
lo-fi hip is comfy too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIYLbf-qHfY
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>>36020353
spring rain is different from an autumn or winter rain, it usually brings me joy
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How can we successfully mass murder the normies without any reprecussions
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>>36020175
We don't. That's not a peaceful and nurturing solution to our problems.
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>>36020393
Theres originally no other way
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>>36020445
Well all heckin' right then!
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>normie roommate works as a bartender
>he comes home with a pair of kneepads from the sporting goods store
>ask him what they're for
>he says he needs them for when he's fucking bar sluts on the linoleum floor behind the counter after hours
Literally what the fuck? Is it that easy for normies to have sex with random people?
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>>36020170
he secretly gay and succ dicc lmao
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>>36020190
Kek it's definitely this
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>he actually believed it when it was obviously a joke
20% of men are having sex with 99% of the women. Meanwhile the other 80% of men compete for the leftover 1% who are fat and ugly. Why does society have to be like this? God I fucking hate Jews. Fuck them.
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Nothing you wrote is true. Go be a bitter kissless virgin elsewhere.
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>>36020164
It's actually 80/20. Also only half of men procreate. It's not the Jew's fault don't direct your hate on an entity.
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>>36020232
Hmmm.... that sounds like something a normie would say. How curious.
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How is it having loving parents?
I never asked for anything besides money for food, since my mother, my only parent, doesn't ever cook. Never asked for money to go out, never asked for new clothes, let alone expensive brands of anything, all I ever asked was to be given shelter and food, all I ever wanted was to be left alone in my room where I could be safe at last.
My mother is kicking me out right now.
I wanted to do this for some time, but now I suppose there's no escape even if I wanted to live.
I also wish I could at least have uploaded my folders, they're all full of great content, several gigabytes, as well as have made donations of my belongings, but I'm really just being kicked out, like, right now.
So bye bye, /r9k/, thank you for everything, and good luck to you all.
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>>36020161
Why not take your computer with you? No car? Just take the hard drives.
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>>36020161
>I also wish I could at least have uploaded my folders, they're all full of great content, several gigabytes, as well as have made donations of my belongings, but I'm really just being kicked out, like, right now.
I was kicked out too, she'll suck your dick in a few years when youre rich. So get rich.
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>Full of great content
Put up your life's work right now. This will be last testament to your existence, right here. On /r9k/. The last vestige of robot-dom. You owe it to this community to relieve yourself of the weight, the community that has offered your brotherhood and camaraderie for these years (Prior to the infestation ofcourse).
>You
>Owe
>Us
you will see those greentexts in your sleep if you don't repay the favour. We kept you company in your neetdom, in your depression. Return it.
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>be wagecuck cashier
>qt girl with 10/10 ass comes in
>she asks for help and I help her
>turns to leave after the transaction is done
>know it's now or never
>palmsaresweatyarmsareweaktimetoaskherforherdeets.rar
>heart is beating a mile a second and I feel like I'm gonna die out of fear
>"W-wait. Do you have a boyfriend?"
>hands visibly shaking at this point so I put them to my side
>"Yes."
>"O-okay."
>"No I'm just kidding. Why do you ask?"
>sweat starts forming on my brow
>"I-i just thought you were cute. C-can I maybe get your phone number?"
>she smiles and give it to me
>"T-thank you. I will text you."
Then she said she loved my hair and asked to touch it. I let her and she ran her fingers through, which almost made me jizz my pants. My question is, /r9k/, how do I proceed from here? I have literally never gotten this far in my life and I am clueless. The number is probably fake but I still feel proud of myself for working up the courage to ask. Assuming it is genuine, how long should I wait before I text her? What do I even say?
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where do you work? if it was something specific, go off that and ask her about that but first go in depth why you thought she was cute
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>am qt girl with ass
>boyfriend is an oldfag virgin
>rather play league then bang
>???
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>>36020124
I know this is a meme, but just be yourself.
If it's genuine and she actually liked your autistic self, you might have a chance at an actual relationship.
if she's a Stacy and really not interested in an autist, and you try to fake being Chad or something, you'll probably just fail anyway, and if she was genuine you'll probably have ruined your chance at a genuine relationship by being a fake dumbass.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491277909759.webm
>tfw no qt tranny gf with a bigger cock than you
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i just want a cute tranny gf
vaginas are gross
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>Tranny with a passable face and good figure and skin
>Shitty tattoos everywhere
Why do trannies ruin their bodies?
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>>36020075
degenerate
origamoto