[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 719. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1503441534233.jpg (11KB, 201x219px) Image search: [Google]
1503441534233.jpg
11KB, 201x219px
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had one or two loyal friends?
10 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39248475
Tried and failed. Loyalty is a one way street, so don't bother.
>>
>>39248475
I have one loyal friend. He is all I need in this life. Fuck getting a gf, a good friend is much better.
>>
File: Pout 4 Tsumugi.png (602KB, 450x445px) Image search: [Google]
Pout 4 Tsumugi.png
602KB, 450x445px
No, I knew it once before but now nomore

File: 1501102948867.jpg (770KB, 2140x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1501102948867.jpg
770KB, 2140x1200px
Was 2007 when everything truly went wrong?
18 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
No. In 2007, Adam still had fervor for murder. :( 2012 was the year everything went wrong.
>>
Yes. That's when my best friend moved away (middle school) and my social life spiraled downward ever since
>>
whats wrong with iCarly?

File: 1493221628980.png (470KB, 818x814px) Image search: [Google]
1493221628980.png
470KB, 818x814px
>tfw DCK dependent

it cures my depression but I'm pretty sure it's compromising my immune system.
I have a rash and sores on my feet and an ear infection.
I bought some of those surgical masks for the few times go outside and I'm planning to see a psych about Ketamine but haven't yet because I'm spineless.

should I tell my him about my involvement with dissos or pretend I've only heard about it from the recent research?


anyways general drug discussion
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39248400
What household items can I get high off of, is it true that inhalants cause permanent brain damage, I don't want to fuck my brain up.
>>
>>39248416
Airhorn
Someone please drop the screenshot
>>
>>39248416
>>39248416
>What household items can I get high off of
canned air. it feels like to moment you cum but stronger and disorienting
I only did one hit out of curiosity because it's super fucking bad for you
>is it true that inhalants cause permanent brain damage
yes, dont do it

buy DXM over the counter in most parts of the world

File: 1492712601564.jpg (11KB, 229x250px) Image search: [Google]
1492712601564.jpg
11KB, 229x250px
Reminder that sissy white bois are made for brown cock.
8 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
File: 1348798510700.gif (1MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
1348798510700.gif
1MB, 640x360px
>>39248330
>tfw you walk past a group of manly latino construction workers
>>
File: Choi_outfit2.jpg (177KB, 1280x1470px) Image search: [Google]
Choi_outfit2.jpg
177KB, 1280x1470px
>>39248330
>Reminder that sissy white bois are made for brown cock.
what if I am a sissy brown boi
>>
File: blackwang.gif (1MB, 500x320px) Image search: [Google]
blackwang.gif
1MB, 500x320px
>>39248330
Could a brown stud ever truly love a little white boy or are we just there to be bred?

File: 1503203795533.jpg (28KB, 400x481px) Image search: [Google]
1503203795533.jpg
28KB, 400x481px
Anyone else here have low self-esteem?
13 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
>>39248294
no. i no longer have any schema of values on which i could be evaluated, there's no way for me or anything else in this world to be good or bad in my eyes.
>>
i wish i were dead

oreganeo
>>
>>39248294
i thought i didnt but every tells me i do

what does low self esteem mean

Onii-chan~! I had a bad dream... can I sleep with you tonight?
10 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39248246
only if yo usuck my dick
>>
Only if I suck your dick
>>
>>39248246
>tfw ywn be this onii-chan

File: 1502243858208.jpg (14KB, 311x311px) Image search: [Google]
1502243858208.jpg
14KB, 311x311px
>when you remember how much of a complete fucking loser you are
8 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>39248223

Yeah - it happens. It seems to get worse with each passing year, but I try to remain optimistic.

everyone in my family is functional except me.
>>
>>39248223
>out in public
>facade of self confidence is holding up
>accidently walk infront of mirror
>visably shaken
>lose confidence
>want to die
>>
File: IMG_2885.jpg (27KB, 542x540px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2885.jpg
27KB, 542x540px
>>39248223
>Brother is basically me but successful

File: IMG_0750.png (675KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0750.png
675KB, 1280x720px
I am going to get /fit/ and then find a cute 18 year old boywife. Or I'll kill myself if I fail. That's what I've decided my life mission will be.

>inb4 kill yourself now faggot
20 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39248134
I'm an 18 yo potential boywife, and I believe in you, op!
>>
>>39248134
Good job OP I wish you the best
>>
>>39248134
Ill be your boywife right now
We can work on getting fit together

What is the easiest, most reliable, quick way of becoming an hero?

I don't care about pain as long as it doesn't last long

Pic unrelated, I kinda like history and couldn't think of any other picture that wouldn't make me look like even more of an edgy faggot
6 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: IMG_0061.jpg (23KB, 431x341px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0061.jpg
23KB, 431x341px
>>39248111

Pole-Lith were the biggest faggots who betrayed the One True Church, fuck you cunts pole genocide when
>>
Buckshot to brain.
>>
>an hero
>a hero

We're witnessing the death of a meme here boys

File: sweaty pepe.png (551KB, 964x912px) Image search: [Google]
sweaty pepe.png
551KB, 964x912px
>my boss's boss wants to meet with me tomorrow
>I don't know what for
19 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>39248096
Better clean out and lube up, son.
>>
You're getting fired obviously! What did you anon?
>>
>>39248167
I don't think I did anything wrong. I come to work on time and do what's asked of me.

File: sudoku pigeon.gif (1MB, 318x180px) Image search: [Google]
sudoku pigeon.gif
1MB, 318x180px
>Get $15k bonus
>Still suicidal and lonely

There is no escape from this eternal suffering fellow robots
15 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>39248045
WHat do you do? Just that computer shit everyone does here?
>>
File: 1489047080833.jpg (40KB, 616x474px) Image search: [Google]
1489047080833.jpg
40KB, 616x474px
>>39248092
>Just that computer shit
You mean the best career in existence for turbo autists?
>>
>>39248045
>doesn't use his money to fulfill his desires

retard

File: 54353456754.png (944KB, 1439x1777px) Image search: [Google]
54353456754.png
944KB, 1439x1777px
>see anime-related shirt on ebay
>"oh wow this looks pretty cool"
>its in asia sizes
>am 6'4 but recovering skele
>height doesn't go past 185 cm
>185 cm is 3xl
>3xl bust is 112 cm
>im only 93 cm bust
>~90 bust is the smallest size

What the hell am i supposed to choose
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
choose the patrician choice of not buying fucking clothing over the internet
>>
What's this animay, please?
>>
>>39248030
Why don't you choose not to be a raging faggot.

File: cultured pepe.jpg (35KB, 350x338px) Image search: [Google]
cultured pepe.jpg
35KB, 350x338px
Why am I so different to everybody else? Why does everybody else get to have meaningful relations with people?

What the fuck am I doing wrong?
6 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
well, you're on this website for starters
>>
>>39247954
you spend your time posting frog images online that's why
>>
>>39247954
Collecting underage frog memes and just being a massive faggot, also as a reminder under 6ft and dick below 7" by 6.5" you are a girl not a man.

File: bigbugs.jpg (18KB, 248x459px) Image search: [Google]
bigbugs.jpg
18KB, 248x459px
hey fellow bots, i need some advice

>meet girl a few weeks ago
>shes really nice, cute and fun to hang out with
>i like her but not enough to date her
>we hook up a couple times and the sex is good
>she really likes me and doesnt talk to any other guys because of it
>always snaps me and texts me
>meanwhile im fucking this hot blonde who models on the side
>im also fucking other girls i meet on the weekends

am i being a shallow asshole? have any of you guys ever been in this situation? i dont want to break anyones heart, what should i do? i like her as a friend but i just cant see myself dating her and i dont want her to get too attached to me
11 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
You're not a fellow bot. Fuck off to /adv/ where you fucking belong, norman
>>
File: 1501216654639.png (14KB, 220x300px) Image search: [Google]
1501216654639.png
14KB, 220x300px
2/10. Add more detail to your made-up sorry next time.
>>
>>39247831
yes i am, i have depression

File: 1472117481785.png (81KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]
1472117481785.png
81KB, 420x420px
>see two anons in an argument
>pretend to be one of them and admit defeat
>other anon smugly leaves the thread victoriously
13 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
>see thread about something I don't like
>samefag to create the illusion of 3-4 different posters with opposing viewpoints engaging in discussion
>gradually veer away from the proper topic of discussion and get into heated argument about something only vaguely related
>other anons side with the viewpoints of my various puppets and begin to argue amongst themselves
>thread is now completely derailed
>sit back and watch anons do all the work for me in crashing the thread with no survivors
>>
File: 1502600403633.jpg (31KB, 591x591px) Image search: [Google]
1502600403633.jpg
31KB, 591x591px
>see that anon hasn't replied to the guy replying to him
>most likely left the thread or simply forgot
>start larping in his place
>>
File: 1490239480058.jpg (68KB, 699x485px) Image search: [Google]
1490239480058.jpg
68KB, 699x485px
>see two people in argument
>pretend to be one of them
>use a lot of ad hom to discredit his argument

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.