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>tfw my daddy is gonna come over and bring fast food in like 20 minutes
im really hungry i cant wait
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You mean your father, yes?
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Why is brat defender against all oppais so qt
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I'D KICK YOU ANIMEFUS FACE BACK INTO THAT BOX JUST LIKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>go on /pol/
>make a ''black people are better than white people threat''
>immediately leave /pol/ again knowing there will be a gigantic shit storm in this thread
who else is feeling /mischievous/ today?
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All those yous op. Very devilish. I'm not that insane in the membrane today
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>>36022289
>go to /r9k/
>make a "men are just as slutty as women" thread
>immediately leave knowing there will be a gigantic shit stormat least until they get board and masturbate to cuck and trap porn for 2 hours straight kek
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>go pee pee
>don't wash hands
very original mischievous action
>go to a job interview in IT
>they roll out the whiteboard
>they ask me to write a heap sort algorithm
>spend 30 minutes staring at a blank board until they ask me to leave
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Yes? If you can't solve problems on whiteboards then you can remain a NEET
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Did they allow you to search what a heap sort is?
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>>36022242
what did they do for 30 minuteswhy didnt you draw a dick
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Should i break up with my gf for not being a virgin?
We've been dating for a year. I was desperate to get laid, so we got drunk and had sex after dating for a few weeks and I lost my virginity to her. Afterwords I asked her how many people she had sex with and she said 2, and neither of them were "official" boyfriends (ie two player chads pump and dumped her)
It soon settled in me that I'm basically a time-cuck. It makes me sad that she didn't want to save her virginity for someone that actually cares about her. She says she "loves" me but she said the same shit to her past boys.
Should I just drop her? I literally think about it every day
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>>36022216
No girls are virgins anymore, be grateful yours only fucked two guys.
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If you leave her now you will be one of those pump and dump chads
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>>36022216
fuck off normie scum
go back to where you came from
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Guys, I was just jacking off to some high-quality pornography in the safety of my lofted dorm bed. this was one of the best times I've ever had, believe me when I say that. I was literally 10-15 seconds from my nut when my room mate came into the room. I have strategically placed blankets on my bed to block me in my bed from the line of vision when walking in the door.
however, i had difficulty pulling my pants back up because of the urgency I needed them back up. I don't know if my room mate saw anything. he didn't say anything. thats besides the point now. I'm in desperate need of a nut as soon as possible. i have class in 3.5 hours, and id be at risk of discovery in basically any bathroom.
what do i do, robots? my balls are about to pop just sitting here.
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>>36022132
ask him to finish you off, of course.
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>>36022313
hes a nasty smelly gook. ill pass
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>>36022132
the smell alone gave it away anon, I found out the hard way
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When did you realize being a genuinely good person
isn't going to get you far in this world called life?
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Neither is being a complete asshole
I would prefer being nice since I won't have to confront guilty feelings later on
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>>36022168
Do you honestly think they feel guilt in there actions. Trust me they dont give a shit about that
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>>36022108
Recently, I've completely destroyed my manager's life to get his job
Now making a cushy 120k annually with little work
Morals are there to keep the peasants at bay
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You can't have me
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>>36022082
Manlets need not apply
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y-you too
orginality bobality
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>>36022082
I don't want you fatass.
>Walk into your sister's room to get something
>See this
Wat do?
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>Take a picture
>Post it on the internet so people can see it
>Ask for advice even though no one will help you
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>>36022066
Do a 360 and walk awaythere's no way this is original
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>>36022104
fpbp as usual
original comment
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Remember to eat at least one fruit today
Stay healthy /r9k/
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>>36021978
are you the same guy?
originalio
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>>36021978
I ate an apple. It did not help. Still fell like shit.Kimochi Warui
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>>36022585
creepy motherfucker
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>tfw no android bf
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>>36021922
bumping your thread idk why
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>>36021922
Is this about you shoving a android phone up your ass?
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>>36023028
It's because you're absolutely retarded.
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ok thats it im 99% sure my female coworker actively browses this board
how do i confirm?
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>>36021916
'REEEE' at her and see how she reacts. Normies will back the fuck off, that's how you'll know if she's a fembot or not.
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>>36021916
>>*smacks her on the ass* Yeah Yeah,
>>You like that, huh, bitch! Is this what it feels like!?
>>When CHAD fucks you, huh, huh!?
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>>36021916
how are you 99% sure to begin with
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You know... I want to die sometimes. Life has become so boring. If the purpose of life is to grow old and continue on the species through reproduction i have already failed because i am so lazy and fat that no one would want to fuck me, let alone marry. If it is to enjoy life then i have also failed. if it is to become the best person you can be i have also failed because as i mentioned before i am a waste of space. It has come to my attention that life has become pointless and every hour i spend alive is driving me deeper into this. i have resorted to posting this here for fucks sake. why do i prolong this?
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Protip: life's purpose is none of the ones you have described
Material pursuits will always lead to more suffering and anxiety. Seek spirituality.
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>>36021933
wow unchecked dubs
[r9k] is dead
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Anon, I can relate to what your saying and you know what, there isn't a meaning to life inleds your religous. With that being said, is there a point in living(not killing yourself)? IMO yes there is so long your hapiness exceeds your grief. Happiness is simply endorphins so anything that releases endorphins is giving a point to your living (for instance eating a burger)
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>girl has red hair
>is fat
Wasted potential
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>is japanese
>male
WASTED
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>>36021849
>implying japanese boys aren't cute
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>>36021839
>is a male
>isn't wearing cute frilly dresses
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Why do normies call him evil? How can a virgin be evil? I don't get normie logic.
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>>36021796
>be robot
>no hope in life
>do the only rational thing and go on a killing spree
>normies sperg out and demonize you
Fucking normies.
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i had a dream to go in a killing spree to be a hero
>tfw i live in germany and the gun law is hard af
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>Why are you shooting us?!
>Because I don't have a girlfriend!
>FUcking WHAT?! OW STOP!
>No! I'm a virgin!! You need to die because I'm a virgin!! I want SEEEEEX!!! *pop pop pop pop pop pop*
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fembots, why don't you come to krautchan where we won't rage at you for being born a female and you can have serious discussions? Wouldn't you rather be a berndette than a fembot?
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i like interacting with germans irl, not online
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>>36021730
but it's an international board
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Because I like to shit and hate on women too