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>>36024747
Fuck i mean
Why are so many people lonely while there are so many people alone?

People are lonely for a reason
They are shitty people.

>>36024747
most lonely people are lonely because there is something wrong with them, myself included

>>36024626
she has a really nice kitchen

uh, I don't know

It's just going to be wasted. Used as a prop and than left to sat around and go stale. All the resources and time and energy put into making it just wasted.

Don't know anon. Hit me up if you ever figure it out.

Sounds like you're at that point where it's time to try out heroin

Type "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" in the Youtube searchbar. Quality entertainment.

>>36024481
Clean your room, it is a must. Try to look presentable but don't overdressed. Food option is up to you, it really doesn't matter unless you are shit cook. Have some condoms just in case.

>>36024481
>that pic
I actually said that out loud after a girl said "Okay" to me asking her out and honestly I think that's what led to her ghosting me whenever I brought it up again

Order out, T-shirt and Jeans are just fine, if you don't already have some condoms buy them right the fuck now, and no shit you should toss your piss bottles out. Probably should deodorize the place too, clean up a bit.

Don't be all nervous and weird, if she said she wants to hang out you have to go in with the mindset that that's ALL she wants. If it goes further, awesome, but don't expect it.

Breathe. You've won.

From your description it doesn't sound like she's coming over out of romantic interest. Just make yourself and your apartment look presentable. Order pizza or something. Buy condoms if you want, but you shouldn't expect to use them.

>>36024379
You know, the entirety of humanity didn't think this way until ~10 years go. It's a meme started by lonely tall guys.

>>36024426
I feel like short males have always been ridiculed.

Being invisible is a blessing in disguise.

>>36024369
I have one but i never prune it so its basically the same as any other house plant

>>36024369
two days ago i was looking into how to grow a bonsai

No. Robots can't even take care of their own ass, much less keep a collection of living plants, specially bonsai which take huge dedication and delicate skill.

It's pretty cool, though. I bet it get you laid like a mad man with "alternative" chicks.

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Some of these girls have had a rough upbringing.
Be careful not to get involved in any drama.

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Whatever happens, keep a good attitude going like this guy

>>36024498
I love hippies :)

>ehh, friends a little much, we're more like acquaintances

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the fact you're asking /r9k/ for a specific line to say leads me to conclude you're going to be a sperg no matter what combination of words comes out of your mouth.

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call her your bro

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>>36024171
hit the steam room instead

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>>36024344
no just recommend me some games plz.
pretty pls.

>>36024397
>pretty pls.

star fox

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>>36024140
It gave me reasonable problems that I could overcome with effort, but didnt tell me how to fix them or outright fix them for me.
>bullshit normie cosmos.

>>36024140
>9th grade
>constantly kept doing what i wanted to do
Now I have no friends because of my actions.

Should've kept my mask on...

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>>36024140
>shitty hair
>ugly face
>short
>skinny
>brainlet
>major anxiety
>abusive dad that left when I was 12
>bad at making friends
>always falling in love with any girl that even fucking talks to me for a while


Life is pain

>>36024119
>>Stacey tells my manager

Follow her home

>>36024119
Hope you get fired and fined for public intoxication.

>>36024135
> manager also drunk

Man its great but not the best thing ever, don't put it on a pedestal. When you don't give a fuck is when they do.

>>36024098
It's only really awesome when you're not getting it

>>36024098
>It's a godly experience that should be respected
Kinda weird how drastically the opinion changes depending on your gender.

>>36024089
Discord threads have been around since 1-2 months. Join a random discord and they will just talk like they are 4c.
>implying we can bring the 4c in every platforms

>>36024172
>implying we can bring the 4c culture in every platforms
sorry

>>36024089
you are now the part of the problem by posting this

>>36024041
They aren't coming back. No matter what you do.
Just move on. I'm sure this aya guy was probably a jerk anyways.

>>36024213
no im trash
aya blocked me because im bad.
but i cant live without my friend
it hurts so much. im supposed to go to the doctor today. i dont want to break down in front of her and make her prescribe me something else

>>36024259
Maybe you should find a better friend who actually likes you. You don't seem like a bad person, maybe a little clingy.
All that medication is just a meme anyway. Dr. Goldberg is just making you pay money for their jew pills to feel dead inside, it's not going to actually help you.

>>36024037
if you're a gril probably a weird fetish.

>>36024037
>really, whats wrong with him

he's using it to jerk off to later

My dad used to do this before my parents split. he think's you're crazy, anon