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Can you really believe you were born to be miserable and lonely? Have you even a happy couple and had your heart filled with yearning? "Why can't I smile like that?" "Why can't I laugh like that?" "Why can't I make someone smile and laugh like that?" "Why can't I have a love like that?" "Why always 'I' and never 'we'?" "All these people in the world and you're an odd one out. This is your destiny and it feels like bullshit.

Why? Because it IS bullshit. You don't have to be lonely and miserable. There's someone for everyone. You can smile like that. you can laugh like that, you can make someone smile and laugh like that, you can have a love like that, there can be a "we" and an "us". Don't give up, don't give in. Fight all your life if you have to for what your heart yearns for.
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>>36026223
>couples
>happy
Nice try
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provide proofs then
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I think you missclicked or something
wrong board mate

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How do we get white girls to stop fucking shitskins? It seems like we are getting more and more degenerate as a society.

How do we uncuck the white male population?
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Make more pro-minority protagonist video games so we stay inside and don't bother coming outside for meaningless social interactions.
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>>36026200
U mad faggot
I love white girls
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>>36026200
You can't. They like us more than they like you. They're ours now.
You mad?

I'm reaaalllly bored so I'm making a musical essential charts for the most browsed boards. I know this isn't exactly a new thing but I'm doing it for a bunch of boards so whatever.
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we already made this thread
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>>36026257
It's almost like you didn't read my post a all.
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>>36026313
you fucking owned him desu

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Why is society designed to hugely reward well-rounded people who are good in everything, while punishing those who are really good in one area but failures in others?

If you're well-rounded and have decent grades in all high school subjects, expect full ride scholarships, admission to the best colleges, and lots of awards.

If you're like me, with straight A's and chemistry and math but failing history and english, expect to end up going to community college and having failed potential, because apparently society judges the competency of a chemist by how well he can write a literary analysis essay on boring novels from the 1930s. Society judges a potential mathematician by how much he knows about the causes of World War 2.

I could be such an amazing chemist, and yet I'm held back because I don't care about writing essays and comprehending novels and memorizing everything that happened in the world wars.

I'll be posting from fucking community college in a few months. All the adults in my life said I'm very smart, and I'm just a regular old dumbo because of history and english, meanwhile I'm excelling in chemistry and math and no one cares. Society doesn't appreciate specialization anymore, unless you plan to be a plumber or work in the trades.
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>>36025916
Your lack of intellect is showing. If you were truly smart like you claim to be you would know how you could get into a University to study chemistry. But you are truly a brainlet, so you'll probably never figure it out.
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>>36026037
>If you were truly smart like you claim to be you would know how you could get into a University to study chemistry.

I can't get into a university. My acceptance into a chemistry major is about to be rescinded because I'm failing english and history.
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>>36026062
Like I said you are truly a brainlet. You can get into University to study chemistry. You're just too much of a brainlet to see the obvious truth in front of you.
And know I'm not going to tell you the answer that will solve your problems. Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn smart. I see it, so why can't you?

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>I'm going to let women decide when I can and can't have sexual releases
I don't know about you guys, but this seems undignified. If these bitches won't completely satisfy me, then I will address it instead of relying on them. Not that I wish to imply that there can't be a good reason for nofap.
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Stop hitting yourself.

Abstinence increases and preserves ojas in the body.
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Whether its with a woman or yourself, you are still addicted to cumming an experiencing negative physical and mental impacts of frequent ejaculation. Nofap is about retaining and transmuting your sexual energy instead of wasting it jacking off or chasing pussy.
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>>36025902
>I am going to be a slave to my hormonal urges and masturbate 5 times a day and fuck my testosterone and dopamine release system up
kek

>he likes emo music
my vagina when
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>her taste is absolutely bland and shit
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>>36025884
>emo music
This isn't 2002. I can't even name a single emo band that's still active.
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MCR is my favorite band

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>parents think im a faggot because they caught me looking at my dick while watching a video of one semi naked guy picking up girls on youtube
i was looking at my dick because i was bored and now this is so weird to explain and they will think im ashamed of my '''''homosexuality''''' but i like girls, i like blacks and asian girls

help me lads

please no jokes
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just play along with it that way when you do score they won't be as disappointed in you
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Just pull the trigger already
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On the bright side, they might let you babysit girls now.

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I'M TIRED OF NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT ROBOTS, TODAY I'M STARTING MY NEW LIFE, WORKOUT LIKE A CHAD, YES, WE HAV TO LEARN THE BEST FROM OUR ENEMIES.

I WANT BIG TITS IN MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO CHANGE!

> pic related, the tits i want in my face.
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get them big titties. bury your face in them when the time comes, my dude. however, never forget to train the spirit as well
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>>36025876
Best of luck to u anon
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HAVE SOME INSPO!!!!
this is my gf!

DNA of The Soul Edition
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>>36025862
Odd edition title, lad
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'sheed here ama
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First for best killer.

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Reminder that size doesn't matter and it's about how you use it.
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>>36025861
dick that small you wouldn't even be able to get it anywhere near inside a girl with a large butt

imagine not even being able to get it inside ur so small
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>>36025861
well
you'd need some damn good technique cause that shit is small
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Can people like you even naturally reproduce?

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You have to push one. The chads will survive either way.
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kill all robots, we have it coming anyway
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Anyone with a sense of decency knows that drastically improving the human genetics pool overnight is not only the better choice, it is a duty
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Suicide and create a great world for everyone else
>Or
Kill off every worthwhile human and leave myself and millions other to slowly succumb to starvation and freeze to death.

I may be a robot, but I'm not stupid senpai. I'll just end it for all of us.

Would you remove the plug and insert your dick?
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>>36025784
Yeah, i'll do that shit :D
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how much liquor have I consumed beforehand?
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>>36025784
Depends can you still get HIV if your a 2D anime?

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What do women masturbate to?
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pretty sure they don't masturbate anymore
they have a line of chads at their disposal
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Books, fanfiction, and imagination. I've yet to meet a girl that liked porn in any other way besides ironically.
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>>36026279
pretty much this
>>36025767
they do it, but only like 20% of them

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>can only function when there is 2+ people around and one of the MUST be a guy
I don't fucking understand it, I can be so fucking fun when there is at least 2 more people, but the moment I'm alone with a girl I fuck everything up and barely talk. Even when alone with a guy it feels awkward after a while.

It's fucking unbelievable, when we are in a group I can see after a while how the girls eye me with glowing eyes and laugh at all the shit I say, but when we are alone I can barely keep a conversation. When they wave at me in the corridors I'm just like "okay" and keep going, sometime I pretend to not even see them because I feel awkward saying hello when I'm alone. How can this happen? They probably think I'm bipolar or something.
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>>36025644
You're an extrovert and don't belong here.
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>>36025666
>extrovert
>can't function at all when alone with someone else
How does that work?
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I'm the same way. It has to do with your self image. When there is two people you feel there is less pressure to perform and some attention is taken off you.

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1) Enter a memorable name in the name tag so I remember you when I reply to your posts
2) Ask any question you like relating to relationships and dating in your life. Anything about killing yourself please see the corresponding psych thread: >>36019645
3) Be prepared to be disappointed as I will not sugar coat my responses
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I'm kind of unsure about what my next step is, if I should take one.
I've got a decent job, place to live, and all that. I'm just in a relatively small town that I've lived in since I was small and most girls in my age range either have kids, or know me and don't really want much to do with me. Feels like online dating is what I should be going for, but I'm not good looking enough to just go for it, and all I've really got going is work, anime, vidya, shitposting, and drawing.

It's not really urgent or anything, I just get little pings of loneliness every once in a while and wonder if this is my head telling me to find someone already.
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>>36026005
If you are already contempt with your life then you really don't need a girlfriend. Being in a relationship is hard work. You can't just do anything you want. Infact, you may even have to give up certain habits or hobbies in your life just to please your partner. The question you should ask yourself is this: do you really want to do that? Would that you make you happy?
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>>36026188
*content

FUCK I made the same mistake twice again.

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