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Is there anything more pleasurable than pushing out a big fat log of shit?
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Having someone watch me crap out some shit
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>>39249702
uh what????????
youv'e done that?
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>>39249660
What about eating a steamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
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>Hey you! Can you take a picture for us please?
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I remember this pic from when I first came here in 2010ish. The one on the left has always been top qt.
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>>39249636
>2010ish
newfag terminology for 2017 innit
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>>39249582
Only if you let me suck the cock of the cutie on the left.
>there is nothing more pleasurable to look at or touch on Earth than sexy female bodies.
How do I deal with this? As far as the other senses go, I can get my fix of feminine energy through music, aromatherapy and food. But though I love looking at nature, being in places full of lush vegetation, like forests, mountains and gardens, it never compares to looking at a woman's legs, ass, stomach and tits. Hence why I look at over 100 times more porn than nature photos. Tough even more so, I can't think of anything I'd ever want to feel against my skin than the skin of a sexy female, no synthetic or natural material surface would ever compare. Some of the happiest moments of my life were when I got to hug a woman wearing a backless top and I felt just so much soft warm lush skin of her back against my hands and forearms.
So what I'm asking, is how to deal with this, how to come to terms with these facts and not let myself go nuts because of it. Any idea how I can substitute the physical feel of women like I do the other senses? No I'm not getting pet(s) or paying women to cuddle with me. I want to ascend into wizardry.
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There is no substitute. None.
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Do drugs, get hobbies, slowly get yourself used to the fact that you're most likely never going to get to fulfill this urge, just like many other urges you might have in life.
The idea of being able to closely look, smell or touch a female body is extremely alien to me I can't wrap my mind around the thought anyone is able to do that
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>implying you DON'T want to see this cute small twink get his ass ripped open by this big muscular guy
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>back on whisper looking for more normies to bully
>a dumb whore posted a photo of herself with the caption "new pajamas :) :)"
>post is only one minute old, no one commented or liked it yet
>take this opportunity to be the first to comment
>"no one cares"
>deletes the post almost immediately after
I'll be forever kekking.
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>>39249457
congratulations anon..
you did it...
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>>39249457
and you wonder why "normies" don't go within 10 ft of you.
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Nice job my man. Hopefully she cries herself to sleep.
Fuaurk read this whisper, females really are insane:
http://whisper.sh/whisper/054467a13ff624c8c13545e1158634a4fc97ac/I-find-it-interesting-that-we-are-normalizing-promiscuity-and-passing-i
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>tfw uni starts soon
>mom says I need to cut my hair
>never had a haircut I liked in my life
>never know what to say to the barber
>always asks what I'm studying
>has been asking for like 7 years now
>each time I try to avoid getting a haircut as llong as possible
>makes the eventual visit even worse
anyone else know this feel
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>>39249369
Yes
>usually get pseudo bowl cut
>short on sides, med on top, not an undercut but almost
>comfy, looks ok, and I dont need to do anything to it, just leave it down
>6 months later hair is now long every
>borderline 2008 emo hair
>need to get it cut, look retarded
>only barber nearby is 20 mins away, others are a few hours
>all feminazi triggered stylists
I wish I could cut my own hair
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>>39249369
yes
>dont know how i want my haircut
>dont want my hair cut
>dont know what to say when getting haircut
>"hi yes one haircut please"
>have mum take me for a haircut
>everyone in there is chad.
>all of them look like they had a haircut yesterday meanwhile im in there with my hair that's been uncut for months
>chad's staring at 21 year old having his mum take him for haircut
>be manchild with mum
>mum tells guy how to cut my hair
>"isnt he old an adult? why are you taking him to cut his hair?"
>get haircut, mum makes me thank the man and pay him.
>get discount because guy thinks im severely autistic
>tfw this has been going on for all my life
>tfw this happened 2 weeks ago
why am i like this
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>>39249369
Yes. Every time they JUST my shit up and don't even straighten up my hairline. I always get a fade on the sides and get it as short as I can without looking like idubbz
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No r9k Discord thread?
Post your Discords and something about yourself, add others.
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kagura#7126
i like daddys uwu
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>>39249348
discord is garbage
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>>39249382
Don't fall for this, please for the love of god don't be that stupid anon
>>39249348
also contactfagging is bad
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God damn I asked this chick to marry me and all of the sudden she's "deciding" how fucking well lit our reception has to be and what kind of "atmosphere" we need to have at the ceremony and ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT
What the hell do I do bots
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>marriage
>in 2017
>signing a legal contract
>when all the power is in the women's hands
>prenups are al;so useless
I hope you get fucked to the fullest degree. You have internet, and especially 4Chan to redpill yourself, yet you choose to be a cuck. Fuck you. This is why I hate normies on /r9k/ you niggas shit up everything.
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>>39249309
I am going at least start my family in wedlock, I wouldnt feel good otherwise
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>>39249442
>You can literally have a family without signing a contract
Stay in the kid's life and it wont be a bastard
This also won't protect you if your future wife fucks chad or tyrone
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>love anal
>into it since the 9th grade
>since sixteen was schlicking with water bottles
>loved how bad it hurt and being overwhelmed by the pain
>the uncontrollable urge to bear down
>feeling like you're being ripped apart
>used to even eat spicy food
>would be in the middle of ''''orgasming'''' and would shit spicy diarrhea everywhere as I fucked myself
>being unable to stop pushing, wishing that it would stop all to late
>one day start shitting blood
>can no longer safely fuck self
Just fuck my shit up family.
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>>39248933
>fuck my shit
Haha
Hope you can do it again soon, it sounds like you were really into it. How old are you now? What got you into it?
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>>39248988
>how old?
Twenty eight. I stopped by twenty five and the ulcers seem to be gone now and I'm afraid to star up again.
>what got you into it
My mother around the age of eight fingered me, to get pills inside. She had munch hausen by proxy syndrome and was afraid I had worms. It felt awful but for some reason I ended up wanting to feel that way.
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>>39249039
Interesting. I say go for it, but take it slow and be more cautious this time. Anything else you like to do while masturbating?
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>Get scripted whole bunch of bullshit
>Usually get knocked the fuck out by it
>Have taken at least 6x my scripted dose and have been awake for three days
Please kill me
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What did you take? Also RIP you, if you haven't and have access to any, try taking some fast-acting benzos like Xanax or Etizolam.
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>>39248859
that's what I've taken 6x my scripted dose of: Xanax
I also have seroquel and keep asking if it's a good idea but no one has responded yet
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>>39248859
Oh, and this >>39247782 is me
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>never got peer pressured to do drugs with your friends
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I did shrooms a few times.
I dropped liquid acid one night with friends.
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>get peer pressured to do drugs with my friends
>resist
Who /ironwill/ here?
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>>39248822
I usually am the one doing the pressuring
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Can we give communism another try? Second times a charm?
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I keep seeing that word but it's meaningless it's a buzzword.
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Communism has never been fully implemented. People who argue against it are uneducated blumpftards.
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>>39248961
If you don't like it you can get out.
Y
I keep grinding my teeth in my sleep.
Dentist says I need a guard.
What do i do guise?
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use the guard moron
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how do you know youre grinding your teeth in your sleep?
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>>39248681
OP robot doesnt want to
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>Hey, Mrs. 4chan. Can Anon come out and play?
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>"he busy! He no like you, you trouble! He must study."
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sorry, mom no let me play
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>>39248606
why would my mom be mrs 4chan? that makes no sense
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>be me
>have girlfriend 2-3 years ago
>suddenly leaves me for no reason
>haven't had one since
>at the time I was with her I was pretty fucking idiotic and immature
>decide to DM her on Discord and invite her to a server event that was happening
>hoping to regain at least a friendship
>"Yeah Anon that sounds great! What time does it start? I would like to be friends again as well!"
>shows up to the event and says she enjoyed the event (reading a book)
>we talk a few times after that but not a lot to consider it an active friendship
>invite her to another event, tell her that we should catch up afterwards
>"Sure, sounds great!"
>We catch up and start talking more
>ask her if I can tell her something personal and that it's completely fine if she doesn't want to because it would most likely make things awkward
>"Sure, make it long though, it makes it a lot easier to read!"
>tell her that I still have feelings for her but that I still want to maintain a friendship and that I should have told her earlier
>tell her that if she doesn't want to carry on a friendship, at least give me a decent response and that's the only thing I ask for
>Doesn't respond to me
>Doesn't answer any of my messages after that
>Doesn't leave that server I invited to her
>I know that she lurks there as well, making it even worse
>responds to all my other friends messages almost instantly
I fucking hate everything and want to die so badly right now. The only thing that is preventing me from suicide is spreading my depression to other people by constantly talking about it.
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almost hooked me.
almost.
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>>39248548
how long ago was this, 15 minutes?
females are notoriously slow at responding to complex things, give her some time
if she doesn't respond within a week, then she wasn't worth being friends with in the first place
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>>39248630
This was over a week or so, it's honestly disappointing as fuck. She was my oneitis for a long time and I really expected her to respond to me. I didn't even sperg out in the message. I guess she really wasn't worth it, but even then I feel like fucking shit.
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>go to a nigger safari
>boipussy starts ovulating
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great post opee
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>>39248478
>see image of junko
>penis immediately erect
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Yeah man pure quality.