Why was I cursed with these girly hands?
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HJs in truck stop bathrooms
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you were blessed with fine cock grasping hands
get to work
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>>36027707
im not even gay thats the worst part
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JURY DUTY?! I got a letter. I have to fill out a questionnaire within 10 days or I am in trouble. I'm a NEET with no driver's licence or anyone to drive me around. What the fuck do I do to get out of this? I have no means of transportation and am an idiot.
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Does public transport not exist where you live? They expect you to be capable of finding transport to the court, and they do reimburse travel costs.
If you are incapable of public transport then you are likely physically or mentally disabled. If you want to use this as a defence, you will need to get signed off by a doctor.
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>>36027687
>Does public transport not exist where you live?
No. I live in the american midwest.
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>>36027725
Then you have a very valid reason to not go to jury duty. And I mean that in the eyes of the law. If you do not possess a car you are not capable of getting there every day.
They should exempt you.
If I was still a NEET, I would have liked to go to Jury Duty. It would be an excuse to get out of the house and doing anything other than stewing in my own filth for a little while. Maybe a chance to gain some XP socializing with others, with no risk attached. To each their own tho.
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"Anon, you're not a class cuck, are you?"
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>>36027631
Of course not, braise Sdalin :DDDDDDDDDDD
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Rather be a cuck than have brain problems commie
You trust fund socialists wouldn't last half a day in a real communist government
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that is some think fucking eye makeup, god damn
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Literally /ourguy/
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le DMT man xDDD
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>>36027616
Pros:
>Manlet
>Is an idiot
>has autistic obsessions
Cons:
>Charismatic stand-up comic
>Jock with black belts in Jiu Jitsu and Tae Kwon Do
>was considered attractive most of his adult life, and probably still is idk
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE DMT LMAO
>his normie connections and social skills got him a cushy job that is talking about how people punch each other in the face and roll around on the ground
He's more reddit-tier desu
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>>36028744
he's more open minded than reddit
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beta orbiting in vidya 2017-04-04 10:51:46 Post No.36027556
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>go to play garry's mod
>go to a roleplay server
>get the bright idea to make people think im a girl
>change name to Jessica
>start making jokes about my pussy(?)
>people instantly buy it
>someone tells me to give titpic or not girl
>call him a desperate loser trying to get free nudes off random women online
>never calls me out again and special treatment continues
>have 3 beta orbiters, one a staff member
Holy shit, /r9k/. I never thought that the "women had it easy" meme was REAL. I now realize just how worshipped women are in video games. Hold me, the truth is too much.
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>>36027556
Anon my boy, it's how I've got 350 games on Steam and thousands of ingame cosmetics in a little under 5 years.
It's a bittersweet feeling, no?
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>taking the tranny pill
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>>36027630
Becoming a tranny won't fix anything unless you're start in your teen years.
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i luv my kitee
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>>36027539
It'll be a shame if anything happened to that kitty hehe
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>>36027561
n-no! momu well stahp u
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why is Apu so cute bros
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>older submissive literal stacy gf leaves him because he's insane and goes in and out of the ward
>even fat girls on the internet think he's ugly now
What in the absolute fuck is going on here? when did woman get so shallow
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>>36027466
Who are you referring to?blox
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>>36027466
are they taking a bath with full make up
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>>36028631
the long soaking is only way to remove all the congealed paints
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Does genuine love even exist anymore?
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>>36027452
>Does genuine love even exist anymore?
genuine love can only exist between two boys
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it never did famalamadingdong
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>>36027452
From within. Can't say anything about another person because you can't control them, you can only control yourself and your own actions. That's the scary part.
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My name is not important edition
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I have nothing to contribute but my god OP that image got me raging >:(
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>>36027426
Good it should be
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Harken my warning robot allies
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>oneitis getting married next week
>tfw I'm not invited
What are some good ways to ruin her wedding?
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Murder her husband
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>>36027258
A good way to ruin her wedding is to come then
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https://youtu.be/fVGzPXdRtTk
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Is /r9k/ just for losers? 2017-04-04 10:34:15 Post No.36027190
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Is /r9k/ just for losers?
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So im pretty new to 4chan and /r9k/ in general so im wondering if r9k is especially for losers. It seems like threads just talk about how much of a social outcast and deem it as some sort a trophies. This is a joke right or is this for real.
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>>36027190
GET OUt GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT ORGINALIMITITO
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No please tell me this is a fucking joke and you guys actually have lives.
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>>36027190
I wish it was a joke, anon.
I wish...
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>don't mind us, anon! just drive us to the party!
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>>36027097
damnit i wanna be one of those girls!
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>>36027097
>implying I have skills like driving and the money for a car to drive normies around in
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>>36027097
>tfw missed my chance at a threesome
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>got a job for the first time in a warehouse
>open cardboard boxes full of shit and putting them in new boxes
>co workers are troglodytes that hardly speak english but aren't foreign
>immigrants are nicer but they generally talk to each other in their language
>working so long that I wonder if the outside world is even real anymore
>finally done at 2 am
>get home by 3 am
>fall asleep immediatelly
>wake up, have to to work in 30 minutes
>do this again 5 times a week
how the FUCK do people deal with this? How are they so happy?
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It's either that or starve to death in mexico esse
Seriously, there's a reason a bunch of beaners that can't speak english work those jobs
I had a job similar to that, 12 hours a day, 3on3off,4on4off, was prety nice desu
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I know that feel but when you live alone barely only making $10/h that's all you can do
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>>36026992
They usually drink a lot
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gf i knew for 5 years left me for a other girl
about a 2 weeks ago
feel cold like i feel notting we broke up before but why the fuck do woman act like this is there real woman who when they say i love you mean it out there
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>>36026959
have a mff threesome
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>>36026959
No, take the gaypill.
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>>36026960
ye i fell for the oh im BI but i would never leave you for a woman
fuck like im upset but like i said before she kinda broke my heart when we broke up before my regret was taking her back when she said she loved me
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>be fat up until 16
>16-24 become super chad fuck massive amount of girls, live alone etc..
>go back to school, get fat as fuck, depressed as shit, all I do is sit around and drink and play vidya
>its been almost a year after graduation and I just keep spiraling lower into depression and getting fatter. Girl's Id never look at are now out of my league
Do I fit in bros?
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No, you had it and threw it away.
We never had it.
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>>36027066
Maybe I have it worst of all, can't even be a robot :'(
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>>36026918
If you are gay that wouldn't be a problem,I like fat guys