At age 20 I finally lost my virginity last night, ama!
>>36028861
what did your cousin taste like?
>>36028881
I dunno, I've never given oral sex to a family member.
I'm 23 soon and there are many people older here. What makes you think you're special?
IQ test thread
>tfw literal retard
and I thought my friends were just joking when they called me stupid
http://test.mensa.no/
post results lads
these threads are always funny
>>36028855
>tfw the average person's IQ is 100
>tfw a literal medical retard has 70 IQ
>tfw the difference between a normal person and a retard is 30 IQ points
>tfw you know people with 30 IQ points more than you
>tfw you are literally a drooling retard compared to people you talk to on a day to day basisthis is strangely relieving
>tfw too intelligent for the test
How did I do it, guys?
Enjoy being comfy and making new friends?
Are you a neet?
Do you love shit posting?
I've got the perfect server for you:
>https://discord.gg/J5wKN
>>36028840
what if i'm all of those except for the making new friends part?
people are scary, anon
>>36029035
People tryna to find meh
I aint clickin that shit nigga
>>36028840
Is discord for people who don't play vidya aswell
Give me an honest rate /r9k/
Pic is me
>>36028804
I'm going to say 7/10. A bit too attractive to fish for compliments on /r9k/.
>>36028804
That's not you you're probably a fat ugly greasy haired man. Why pretend to be a girl on the internet?
this is now a thread to post attractive women in.
i always like those threads
>>36028804
8,5/10
>am born with actual, unironic aspergers
>parents can't be bothered to teach me english and only teach me shit tier russian
>as a child can literaly only communicate through autistic screeching
>spend days watching tv trying to figure out how to speak english and socialise
>unironically read books on body language and communication
>after 18 years of the hell we all know slowly convince those around me I'm not as autistic as I am
>get a few freinds who tolerate me
>eventually get gf, do all the shit every robot dreams of
>today she told me she loved me, first time anyone has ever said that to me
>feel literally nothing
I'm still as empty inside as I ever was and now the one thing I hoped could change that has turned out a hollow sham but now I have too many responsibilities to kill myself
>there truly is no escape
>>36028801
That sucks, at least you speak fluent English now robro.
Do you think people with autism have low empathy? do you feel sad when your gf is sad?
Also stop playing on EU server on league.
>>36029396
Some doctors said I had some long wordy thing that translates to basically being a psycopath
>cyka blyat eu servers should be (((diverse)))
>>36029833
So why don't autists go around hurting and manipulating people like socipaths and narcissists?
Also i was just messing with you, we can play together if you'd like.
How do I make friends to play vidyas with?
>>36028781
get the fuck off this board
>>>/b/
tfw no master race bf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
hmm, not exactly sft
I'll post the discord link, as it'll probably be hijacked by sft anywayhttps://discord.gg/TBENaeN
What do you think the future will be like?
More compassionate, less cruel.
That is my wish.
>>36028664
buiId wall
>>36028664
No humans
Who else /lowfunctioningADHD/ here?
Yes. l'm a piece of shit.
I am, either catatonic or manic and utterly incapable of the simplest tasks.
I kind of think ADHD is just a meme illness and I'm not sure if the ritalin helps or hurts this whole mess. I've seen 4 psychiatrists in 5 years and they all diagnose me with a multitude of newagey bullshit and tell me how much better it's going to get, to just take pills and the bottom is lower every time. Don't even have the volition to fill my prescriptions anymore, unless a withdrawal is imminent.
Whenever hyperproductive normies talk at me about their terrible ADHD, I think that one of our shrinks must be wrong. Both, probably.
>>36029506
Do you know what catatonic even means. Ive seen people on here say schizophrenia is like an acid trip.. you fuckers have no idea what mental illness is. Thats why you call it a meme. Youre not sick. Just completely retarded.
>anon, dinner's ready! mommy's got a special treat for her big boy!
>>36028592
>no plops
>not a scat webm
I've come to expect these kinds of things.
>Aren't you going to lick my ass, anon? I thought you said you were a freak?
>>36028777
i'd love to tickle her asshole with my tongue.
>tfw haven't had a "crush" on anyone new in 6 years
I've been focused on one fucking girl since 2011. how do I move on?
>>36028591
i wish i fucking knew, anon
i wish i fucking knew
pic regrettably related
>>36028651
did you ever actually get to date her?
>still has the capability for love
Get out
How does it feel to successfully get someone pregnant?
>>36028540
about the same as cumming in a vagina I'd assume
I want to destroy tomoko's tiny frame.
>>36028753
>you will never impregnate a tiny, sub 5 foot woman and then watch her struggle to do simple activities as your spawn inside her severely burdens her at all times, a constant reminder that you've absolutely owned her worse than any shackles
gffgfgfgfgggfggf
>>36028533
i miss u anon
>>36029234
it's okay anon, I love you anyway
Where to get a clingy gf like this???
Name a more respectable serial killer than Harold Shipman
>>36028525
Barrack Obama.
>>36028550
>no one ever made that exact post before on this board
>>36028525
There is none desu
We can only dream of reaching the level of the based Shipgod
Why don't you try murdering someone?
>>36028499
Ill leave way too much evidence, splooge, cum, blood, hair, my credit card info on the knife I bought. The meth that fell out of my back pocket that my half finger print is on. My shoe prints, the blood caked all over my shirt when I stab you in your aordic artery.
I
Once I was driving late at night and saw a homeless man sleeping in the side of the curb. I could have easily ran over him, he would die and nobody would ever know it was me. I just didn't want to do it, I'm not that much of a piece of shit yet.
>>36028499
don't wanna inflate their ego by makin em think they were worth an effort
> i saw the qt depressed looking cashier at the grocery store again
oh gosh how do i get my heart to stop fluttering
What does it mean to look depressed?
>>36028555
sadnesss is when you cant get tripps
>>36028464
girls can't be depressed, she was probably just bored.