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Whats the best way to feminize myself without hormones and what some porn I should watch during the feminization process
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>>36030050
I-I also would like to know
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Buy some cute panties + a good quality razor/hair removal cream.
Shave everything, then put on your panties. Watch porn that's like POV stuff that denies you pleasure (like don't touch yourself) or you can just get another anon to command you, and make you into their sissy, whatever is your speed.
Just relax, and watch your cute little femme-boner leak pre-cum c:
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>>36030050
To add on to this, what's the most feminine way to masturbate with a penis, so that it still feels good?
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>Look up HS classmates 12 years after graduating
>Most stayed in town
>Few moved farther out
>Only a couple actually went out in the world
>Most are just regular wagecucks with families
>Only 2-3 are what you'd consider very successful
I wish I knew this back in HS. Back then, I thought the chads were the center of the universe when in reality they're just big fishes in small ponds
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>>36029996
>Most are just regular wagecucks with families
I could have been happy with that
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>>36029996
What are you in comparison to them?
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>>36030024
Heh, they've age like crazy, not my type of life
Also literally even the 600 lb guy got married
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I'm at a loss.jpg for words.
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Hopefully normies read this book and kill themselves
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>>36029973
FUCKING STOP DOING THIS SHIT. FUCKING NORMALFAGS
Every time I see something like this I get a little closer to going on a rampage. They'll probably read this post too and think i'm joking. I'm not.
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>>36030011
Oh, we know you're not joking and so does the FBI.
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>just won yet another game of chess
My powers are becoming unmatched lads
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>becoming good at obsolete abstraction of abstraction
here have a cookie
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>>36029945
Until you have over 1500 FIDE you're still a scrub
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Try this on for size, OP.
Knight to D4. Checkmate, heh, better look next time, kid.
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Here's why ugly women have high standards 2017-04-05 12:43:46 Post No.36029934
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Here's why ugly women have high standards
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>be ugly 4/10 bitch
>have ugly guys hitting on me
they are actually the kind of guys who think "a hole is a hole" and just want to get their dick wet
>i get it in my stuoid head that they see more in me than just my pussy
>get stuck up and think im a catch because have a lot of ugly desperate losers hitting on me
>that must mean i can get at least a sold 6-7/10 long term boyfriend
>wait for prince charming to arrive and sweep me off my feet because im so beatiful
>prince charming never comes because he can actually get with attractive girls and wouldnt fuck a 4/10 wilderbeast
>wait and wait and wait while more ugly guys hit on me and feed my ego, but i turn them down and act like they're beneath me because in a hottie
>he never comes
>stay alone because i have it in my head that im a pretty girl
>become decrypit old bitch
>die alone
Now before you try and tell me im just pissed that an ugly girl rejected me, ill go ahead and say that i never asked a girl out so i could never have been rejected by them. Girls ask ME out usually, because after orbiting me for a while and realising im a retard they say "fuck it" and do my work for me.
Anyway, thats why there's so many ugly stuck up bitches. Because ugly guys will do and fuck anything as long at it has a warm pussy. Not that im blaming them. Its their choice, but they're creating untolerable whores.
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Watch it there edgelord
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for the first half of the post I thought you were a girl. Now I think you don't know what you're talking about and are just trying your hardest to imagine what it's like to be female.
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>realising im a retard they say "fuck it" and do my work for me.
Is that really it? This has happened to me but i didnt think they noticed im an autist
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>tall
>attractive
>smart
>funny
>good body
>autistic
JUST
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>>36029728
>tall
>average looks
>average intelligence
>not entertaining in the slightest
>slim but height makes me look sickly
>autistic
Yup.
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>>36029728
If you're not ugly and stupid you're not a robot.
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>>36029728
I feel you OP, that's pretty much the only problem I have too.
>>36029980
He said he's autistic. Ugly people get pussy, retards do not.
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Hey /r9k/, fembot here. Around two weeks ago, a male classmate of mine started texting me out of the blue. He seems like the lonely type, not too many friends. Over the course of a few days, we talked about our interests, classes, etc. everyday. He would always be the one to initiate contact everyday. I'm not really sure what the end goal with this is but we haven't talked in around three days. I feel like sending him a message but maybe he would think I was disturbing his life?
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>>36029726
He's afraid that he was bothering you. Text him first this time.
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>>36029726
ask if you could suck his boner
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he's probably dead. killed himself because he thought you weren't interested.
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MUH MORALITY, I'M SUCH A BETTER PERSON THAN NORMIES.
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>>36029706
>look at me compiling strawmen to fit into my argument
>no one will ever suspect that /r9k/ is more than one person
Brilliant thread, OP.
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>not knowing this board is 100% satire
and someone actually wasted their time making this image. lol
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>>36029787
>r9k is only 10 people
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Be honest. You weren't 18 when you came to 4chan. How old were you REALLY when you first came here and started posting?
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>>36029692
I actually didn't start regularly browsing until last summer, a few weeks after I turned 18. GotchyaPls I know I'm a newfag be gentle
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Like 16? I didn't post until I was 18 though or very often. 21 now btw
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>>36029692
I came here a few times out of (normie tier) "morbid curiosity". Everytime I came to /b/ I never saw a thread I wanted to post in even though it was "cool" and "edgy". Just fucking dice rolling. I became a regular about 2 months ago when I found /fa/
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>Raised in Arkansas
>Dad shaves with a knife, teaches me how to do the same
>Have to move to Maryland because my dad is military
>In class today at community college
>Feel bit of stubble on chin that I missed this morning
>Take out pocketknife and shave it real quick
>People stare, teacher yells at me after class for having a "deadly weapon" and "brandishing it" during class
Fuckin Yankees
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>>36029597
You should be mentioned in Those /That kid threads
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>>36029597
That's weird dawg.
You want to trim your nose hair in class too?
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>>36029618
It's normal where I'm from
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/r9k/
Lookie what i have
And i'm not sharing.
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>>36029578
Bumping for the reeeee
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>>36029578
Looking at garbage food like that just reminds me of how glad I am not to be fat anymore.
>nothing tastes as good as thin feels
I had a pile of perfectly roasted and spiced vegetables with a couple scrambled eggs for dinner and it was fucking delicious.
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>>36029892
Eating healthy food feels better afterwards, you feel like you've actually put nutrition into your body (because you have) and can almost feel it working in you.
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Why are you making virginity this massive thing that is inherently bad and loserish?
You're only making ((((them))) more powerful with this mentality.
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Because it's an insult that a lot of people go for if you want to shut a guy down. Male virginity being bad is practically ingrained in our minds. It's not something that's going away overnight and its definitely not something only robots propagate. Nobody listens to our pathetic asses anyway.
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>>36029546
I have no problem with being a virgin. Everyone else seems to have a problem with it. You're confused, OP
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>>36029546
because virginity is intrinsic lifeform failure, as death
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Why are blacks inferior?
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Because sub-Sahara Africa has never amounted to anything throughout the entire length of human history.
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>>36029541
not sure. heck, they are outperformed by whites in almost everything. think about it....
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they are a primitive subspecies of human with brains capable of lower intellectual capacity and higher tendencies towards aggressiveness
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Alright lads. I'm in a bit of a tough spot and I need your help.
>Be me
>be not totally autistic
>have friends, decent looking etc pretty normal
>earlier today a 10/10 grill hits me up and asks me if I want to come to a party tomorrow
>this is my only opportunity to ever do anything like this
>I'm considering staying home and playing FIFA instead.
>keep in mind this is probably my one chance to do this
>what do
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first thing you should do is fuck off
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>>36029529
Go there and get cucked, OP.
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>>36029586
There's a shit ton of people that I don't know that are going. I'm scared that either I'll embarrass myself or waste my time.
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Ywn go to Paris with Alexis Ren
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She's overrated desu. Besides the dick sucking underaged girl face and slut tan she's pretty boring. No tits to speak off and a typical mediocre thin model body.
Not that I wouldn't bone her to hell and back, but I find random porn sluts much hotter.
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>>36029517
yes i will
positivity is everything
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who? some random ugly slut?
don't give a fuck
IWN be a camwhore worshipping faggot making this subforum worse like you, OP. this gives me infinitely greater satisfaction than whatever garbage you're talking about.