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Torrenting anyways. Just like me androgynous

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>>36030671
You have a link, fampie?

>>36030728
Meant that in the future tense. I don't think ones up yet.

Already happened. It's a huge ego boost and it was fun playing with her emotions. Might have actually developed feelings for her if she wasn't a hamplanet.

>>36030666
What are some things you did to fuck with her?

>>36030623
I'd just ignore her, is it that hard?

if she kept trying to talk to me i'd get harassment charges against her.

Braces are for normies anon-chan. Your teeth are hot.

>>36030775
Do you like the London look, anon?

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>>36030609
your teeth look fine, stop being so insecure

l like eating ass

>>36030593
>10/10 beautiful face
>huge, hideous, disgusting tattoo on her right arm

I can't watch anything with this bitch. Why would she ruin her perfect body like that?

>>36030593
Fapping to hentai and hating myself

>tfw I watch swooie's vids when I'm alone
I know none of his vids will help me in the slightest, but he's got a nice voice so it's not completely insufferable to listen to him blog about nothing.

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>Why the fuck are all these guys over here saying "Oh it's hard being a guy to" but when did swoozie say it's not? Is it wrong to have one video supporting girls?

that whole comment

>>36030447
I mean his stories, usually ARE good. Even if they're not real.

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>>36030397
>Sex isnt great.
>Masturbation isnt great either.
>If you had to choose between the lesser evil of the two, you'd choose sex.

The only difference between normies and robots is that normies have the luxury to choose sex over masturbation while robots have no choice but to masturbate because nobody will give them the time of day.

Because it's better than masturbating. Doesn't make it some godly experience though.

>>36030397
Sex isn't so great is a bit of a white lie they tell people who don't get any to make them feel better.

>>36030347
not a bad idea if you enjoy it and/or have nothing better to do

>>36030347
It would be better to be a legitimate writer to earn monies. You CAN buy tendies with them...so...

outre fetish literature is the only frontier remaining for legitimate authors

everything else is monkey see monkey do shit

Something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-uReYGfuTg

>>36030339
present my anus as a trophy to the mighty mandingo

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>bidda be dat tum
TOO FAR

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You had to go on a date to realise this?

>>36030331
>hygiene stuff

w-what do you mean by this anon?

>>36030473
I mean like having to shower more than once a week kinda stuff, anon.

F on both

Thank God my parents were Princeton alums, I got in base on thst

>>36030270
Academically I excelled. Socially, I got taken in out of pity, but it only existed in school/classes. No one was my friend outside of school.

>>36030323
Funny. My mom is a Cornell grad but didn't even let me apply to it because she said it was hell on earth. What I've heard from my friends, she's right.

???

the fuck are you talking about faggot? who cares?

one thing is definitely "not /r9k/" and it's camwhore worshipper trash like you

fuck off to /soc/ fuck off to facebook fuck off to reddit. you are garbage

>>36030291
>>36030291
I just want some insight.

>>36030256
>>36030291
heroin doesnt really physically fuck you up that bad. other stuff like stims and booze will make you look like shit.
pretty much the only health issues from using h are possible infection, od, and constipation. it is possible to be a good looking junkie unless you are on the streets. that beats you up way more than the drug.

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>>36030169
>tfw watching AI and you realize the reason you relate so well to the android is because you're autistic and therefore mechanical and soulless

>>36030169
It's understandable if you are watching the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp one.

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>>36030366
It's the Gene Wilder one

Not anymore
originallalalalalala

>>36030094
More than one actually. My mums pagan and raised me that way too
>"HAHA FUCKIN LARPER"

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Yea, I believe that Jesus is Lord.

do not reply to coalburning, braindead camwhore worshippers

ignore coalburning, braindead camwhore worshippers

sage coalburning, braindead camwhore worshippers

tell coalburning, braindead camwhore worshippers to leave /r9k/

leave /r9k/

SAGE

>>36030123
coalburning? what

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her boyfriend plays Guitar and she lives in London, attending Social gatherings with people in similar circumstances is an adequate existence.

>>36030053
I can't stand the whole burping thing he does. It adds no comedic value and just breaks up his lines.

Such an over-rated show.

>>36030053
>"STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE!!"
-You

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>>36030053
It's a reference you have to be a lot older to get. I can't imagine it being funny if you don't actually know about how awesome McDonalds used to be.