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I should stop making threads. I think I'm retarded. I can't think of anything that would get people to post

>>36031790
Just post gay shit

>>36031213
>>36031790
People are more likely to post if they disagree, than if they agree. I guess we all agree that retarded normalfags are stupid.

>>36031207
i want to be lauren's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Iauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>36031207
>3D
You're not a true robot.

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>>36031207
>eyeliner
>eye glimmer product
>peach lipstick
>just for men's brown dye
>probably makes loud squirty noises whenever she #2's

i'll pass

>>36031152
U originalilili mad

>>36031152
you have been anally penetrated before

u look
>fat
>mexican
>love anime

>>36031120
Stop expecting anyone will ever love you, but keep trying, if you feel like it. That way you're prepared for the worst but have a chance

>>36031149
This is some good fucking advice.

>>36031120
Why do fatasses constantly masquerade as jaded fedorabros and wank each other off about their bad advice in normalfag threads? Why do fatasses try to bring everyone down in their flabs of negativity? Jesus Christ lose some wait you ugly raw chickens in a pot

>>36031090
Security guard and toll booth operator come to mind immediately, though I don't know if the latter exists anymore.

>>36031110
No, you'd see people daily at least with those. I'm looking for jobs with months of isolation.

>>36031179
Other than the jobs you can do at home or online, the only one I can think of is park ranger

>>36031075
12 year olds first visit to 4chan.

get OUT
OUT
OUT

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Ohello /B/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 7cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that im not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

fuck off back to tor faggot

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Of all the things that happened, I will never get this one. Normie sounds like some babytalk bullshit like tendies or something. When did we start talking like faggots?

>>36031019
>>not saying dang
>>saying damn
Fucking kys
>>t. Southerner

>>36031019
Isn't calling someone a normie more offensive though? It sounds like the ultimate insult on here, even more than normalfag, because any word with fag in it has lost much of its effect.

>everyone in my halls hates me and has done since a few weeks in
>literally have not had a friendly conversation with any of the 50 or so people in this block since before christmas, not even my flatmates

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Had a group meeting and one of our members was such a Chad that he didn't seem real. 6'4" rich good-looking white dude, is working as a lobbyist for defense contractors while still in school, and has apparently vacationed basically everywhere in the world.

He added this cute girl to our group without telling her, when she tried to walk past us to join her original group he said "hey, I added you to our group because you'd be perfect for us and your energy is great" and she just smiled, said "ok", and sat down. The man is playing life with cheat codes. I'm not sure whether to be jealous or livid.

Are you from Chicago too OP?
Anyways,
>tfw have to room with normie friends from HS over the summer
>school year is almost over, still no friends
>Have nothing to get up in the morning for
Gonna fucking off myself tbqh

GOD TIER:
>Lilt
>Oingo Boingo
>Capri Sun
TOP TIER:
>Fanta Icey Lemon
>Dr Pepper
>Dandelion and burdock
>Powerade blue
HIGH TIER:
>Pepsi
>Tango
>Sprite
>Lucozade
>Iron Bru
>Tyser
MID TIER:
>Panda Pop
>Barr Shandy
>Fruitshoot
LOW TIER:
>Red Bull
>Monster
SHIT TIER:
>Oasis

>>36030977
>tfw I get an edition named after where I live
Ta. Makes this place a little more bearable

>>36031015
>SHIT TIER:
>>Oasis
Talking shite m8

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my mom thinks i'm gay

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>>36030938
Same here, except my parents haven't asked if when I'll be having kids since I'm still in college, but they do ask if I'm making friends.

>>36030951
Do you anime posters all over your room

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>Realize that university isn't high school and just showing up and half-listening won't be enough to cut it anymore
>Realize that I'm not "smart but lazy", I am legitimately fucking stupid
>Realize that stuff isn't that different from high school and I will be just as alone in university as I was in middle school and high school
>Spend every day alone in my room posting on 4chan and playing video games, just like I did in middle school and high school

>>36030879
>listen to roommate Brad have sex with his girlfriend in our dorm every night
Totally didn't have any affect on me at all or how I perceive women, myself, society.

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>Be me
>Commute to college
>Go to classes
>Talk to no one unless spoken to
>Unsurprisingly no one really talks to me
>Skip lunch bc I didn't want to eat by myself
>Drive back home
>Did this everyday until I got kicked out for shitty grades
>Only made it a semester
>I should've never been born

>>36030786
dealt with this today in fact. dizzy, nauteous, fever. but i dont have any sick days left. id probably get fired if i didnt show up. i just had to man up and tak a shit load of medicine. as soon as i got home, i collapsed in bed. still feel shitty. will probably go to bed early tonight

i wake up hungover nearly everyday so im constantly sick. plan on stop drinking soon

>>36030786
you'd better not call in sick if you know what's good for you

99% are redneck trash

>>36030687

>Wanting a woman who cares about politics

I don't care how "redpilled" she is.

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>>36030702
>tfw no qt redneck gf

>>36030686

You shouldn't. Neither should men want women that have been with other men.

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>I'm going to be original and funny by flipping the genders in a stereotypical robot post

>>36030686
>Every time a man tries to brag to me about having sex with other women I instantly lose interest.

No man does this.

Are you fucking retarded just drink like 3 shots of vodka to gain confidrnce why buy coke?

If you make a thread about how it goes, I hope I catch it.
I guess just don't get addicted.

>>36030708
vodka is harder to get than coke in the states if you're not 21 apparently