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>blue eyes
Other than that, there is nothing good about me at all. I'm truly a hideous bastard

I...

I guess I'll die someday?

>>36033477
Umm, literally nothing.

Engineering is plug and chuck math. If you can't even spend a couple hours memorizing the specific order in which to plug shit in then maybe you should find a new major.

>majoring in sociology even though i am pretty great at math
kek wasting my life lads

>>36033475
Got my bsme last year

How far are you?

Then I can determine the magnitude of your retardation

>horsegirls
>literally AVOID AT ALL COSTS
I wonder whom'st behind this post

>>36033438
horse people are strange people

>>36033438
I really wish I did know how to ride a horse. If society ever collapses and we're put in to some post-apocalyptic bullshit scenario, it seems that horseriding might be a skill that could come in handy at the right time.

I wish I lived in southwestern united states where people ride horses all day long. I hate this shithole I'm in.

Such is life in blyat.

Eh, same desu senpai

>>36033415
Well good luck with that tranny.

>>36033446
there is always adoption my dude

All my teachers were old, so no.

>>36033407
i don't know this feel at all
i wish i did
wish my milf english teacher from 9th grade would have accepted my virginity as a token of my appreciation

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>>36033862
You liked her? Then that's all I meant. I don't expect any of us to have actually FUCKED a teacher.

>>36033400
How the fuck would a robot be allowed to donate sperm?
Don't they only take the most Chad of white man sperm?

>>36033400
>Implying anybody wants your robot aspie semen.
Why do you even bother donating?

>>36033400
>Letting your son be raised by another man

Are you a fucking cuck?

I used to feel that way. I realized that I can't blame the whole of humanity for the way I was treated. There were a chain of people responsible for me becoming that way. My dad, specific teachers, staff, and kids in school. When I got out into the world I realized people treated me better but I was too fucked up from my past experiences to be able to appreciate it.

You know how you watch animals from far away, not trying to disturb them because if you get too close they will just run? That's how I feel about humanity most of the time. I am not equipped to deal with most people socially. But when I see them having happy moments, just being normal, it fascinates me and even sometimes makes me feel happier.

I learned how to be happy in relative isolation with just a few people who can understand me. It's hard because I desperately wanted to be normal. The more I failed the worse I felt. But I learned what's normal for others is alien to me. I had to find my own version of normal.

Read philosophy. Seriously it works. Philosophers all hated their shitty societies more or less

>>36033390
I remind myself of how my parents would feel if I killed myself.

i would say majority of /r9k/ is underage

I am 54 years old and I like posting with 18 year old impressionable young men.

>>36033418

Hey gramps. 39 here. I don't know if I will make it to my 50s.

>>36033377
What am I looking at here. Are you a dog?

>>36033377
Your dick's pretty cute man :3

thanks op. I had a good laugh

if women were in charge of every country there'd be no more wars.

Unironically all men are pieces of shit. You all post about how you want a shy, weak, innocent vulnerable girl to care for but you really just want to rape and take advantage them.

>>36033363
It's funny because it's usually the man that can't give up on loving someone. It's always a man the one that can't keep up living after they break up. But who says the more romantic things? Girls. That means girls don't know what they think. They are simply animals without too much complex thought.

>>36033304
Use a proxy. You likely won't be able to post, but you can still read.

>>36033332
This isn't really an option unfortunately. I don't have the IT authority to do that and would get fired over it.

They really don't care if I surf the web between assignments but I have to follow the rules.

>>36033304
Pretty much the more general the topic of a subreddit the shittier it is. On the other hand if you find a niche, small subreddit with people who are interested in the same shit you are there is a chance it will be decent.

Also Reddit is good for finding amateur porn especially if you pair it up with metareddit.

You're originally gay anon

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>>36033299
>HELP ME!!!

Looks like /4chan/ has finally turned you gay. Good luck anon.

>>36033320
But I only watch straight or lesbian porn when sober.

P-p-please help me understand.

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Nigga, why does one of your balls hang lower than the other?

>>36033196
post ur pussy

origainio

>>36033196
please spoiler something this ugly next time. thank you

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Continuation. Allow us to peer into the mind of Reddit and women in general.

what the fuck star are you talking about?

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The idea is that someone loved someone else's post so much they went and shilled all over them.

I'm a virgin because I want a virgin wife.

As a /pol/ack you should know very well how women have screwed over humanity.

>>36033199
>virgin wife

You realize that's not going to happen right? Also you're not more likely to fuck a virgin girl just because you're a virgin too, in fact you're probably hindering your chances

>>36033168
I'm 33 and autistic, now fuck off, asshole