why does everyone on reddit think they're so fucking smart?
idkmy dad goes on reddit with his gf (who he cheats on with randos on tinder) but idk if thats any of my business
>>36034232
Dumb people often overestimate their own intelligence since they're dumb.
>>36034232
Everyone over there is super self righteous and belive they're so damn hilarious, it's truly embarrassing.
I feel like this board is filled with too negativity from both sides, so how about we try and change that? I'll start
Women are CUTE! And I'm sure that if I ever find one willing to date me, are might help alleviate some of my depression. They also smell really nice!please don't be mean fellow robots, there's no need for it
Being easy on the eyes is literally the only redeeming female quality
>>36034175
You are without a doubt the most pathetic person on /r9k/.
>>36034175
>image
>don't be mean in my shitty b8 thread
>be me
>can't pronounce "r" or "er" sounds
this is literally my biggest problem and the reason I don't talk.
so how do you pronounce "literally" like you typed in your post?
Is there a reason? Eg. accent or speech impediment.
What have you tried so far to correct it?
>>36034221
I'll admit I haven't tried anything. I don't know what to do. No matter how hard I try "r" comes out "w" and "er" comes out like "or" or "erh"
This is the face of a man who was convicted of rape and is going to jail.
>>36034158
a real rape or "rape"?
>>36034158
>florida
can we just force that swamp full of inbred meth addicts to secede already
>>36034199
Hey, we only drink and do drugs to keep us skinny. At least we aren't full of trannies and shit.
>biggest fear is rejection
>never asked any girls out in high school
>never tried out for sports even though I was fit
>never applied for any colleges or scholarships even though I had great grades
>never applied for any jobs
>live as a NEET with my grandma because my parents can't stand me
How do I get over rejection?
Practice. I wish I had a scathing insult or a witty one-liner but its practice, the answer is practice. You have to practice.
Start getting rejected thats all no secret about it
>>36034188
>>36034250
Not op but
Fuck
What's the matter? Afraid of strong women?
>>36034071
No, just women in general
Duh
>>36034071
>people with bigger muscles than me
>women
that is a dude, my man.
what's the point of women lifting weights
like look at her
she's spent so much time and energy getting "strong" but the majority of men could still suplex her
How do I make the pain go away?
My mind is screaming at me with hatred and loathing and it won't stop.
>>36034049
How about some drugs?
>>36034049
wish i fucking knew anon
i just hurt myself physically until it goes away for a while
>>36034049
Drinking helps. I just started therapy as well.
>people using 'BTFO' in the present-tense
>blew the fuck out
>>36033987
Yes.
Alternatively
>blow the fuck out
Do they not understand the implication they are homosexual if the subject of being BTFO (correct usage of present tense) is male in the wrong present tense?
>>36034051
"Dude take his car and delete his save file that'll btfo chad!!"
"Dude he BTFO that tostie"serenity now
This is why I think people don't like me?
Am I an ass for pointing this out and being a knick, no.
Fervently annoyed?
Thinking of narcing on my roommate and calling the police on him. I don't like the smell of weed in my room. Any precautions I should take?
You mean besides hiding for the rest of your life?
>>36033568
You should tell him to stop smelling like weed all the time and not fuck him over because you are too beta to speak up on your own.
T. Police officer
>>36033568
Don't be a narc, asshole, your roommate might be the only guy to find your fugly ass passable
Why do dick and balls smell so good?
I want a female capable of giving birth to suck on my penis.
>>36033560
I'm neither of those things but I can do it for you~
>>36033560
original scent
>Go to new school
>Normies invite me into their friend group
>They're actually somewhat based
>We get along really well
What does this mean?
>>36033532
It means it's time to get outta this board
>go to new school
>everyone ignores me
what the fuck did they mean by this???
>>36033621
But I wanna stay robotic forever! But I like my new friends so much. I don't know what to do.
Been trying to find out her name for ages! I know it's facialabuse btw.
Can someone source me with the link to the facialabuse page her name or vid?
>>36033527
The website is facialabuse.com
>>36033563
I'm talking about the chick!
Of all board you decided to post this on, you chose /r9k/, huh?
GTFO
You go back in time right now, and appear to yourself at age 15.
What do you tell them?
>>36033512
Not going to lie, we're just going to feel sorry for each other and cry and hug.
Why would I tell him anything? He should be the one telling me
>>36033512
If you don't kill yourself now you will be unable to easily accomplish this task later.
previous >>35994310
unironically "yaaaaaassssss"
fucking wife material, but we're in different countries. solid 8/10 as well..
I was really unhinged before writing this, chose to walk 2 hours from uni to my house while carrying 25 pounds on my back, scraped my hands on fences and took a 40 minute cold shower to wash off when I got home. All so I could feel pain. This message came from a pretty bad place as a result.
Not pictured: That birthday cat emoji
What brings you here on this Tuesday night in particular?
Guess I'll start then. Tonight, I realized that a huge part of my problems originate in growing up in an unstable family. My father developed some mental problems after a car accident, and that tore my family apart. Occasionally he'd explode into rage from nowhere and I'd be scared for my health. In other instances, he played me against my sister where I was the "golden child" and he tried to make us hate each other. A few years before the divorce, my family dissolved completely, we'd go entire days during the summer with nonstop screaming, and the cops would show up. By the age of 16, I was desensitized to it and either ignored it totally or laughed it off.
Now, I realize that reaction has been my undoing. I'm indifferent to everything, and have lost pleasure in almost all my hobbies. Speaking to a therapist hasn't worked, taking walks hasn't worked, and anti-depressants probably won't work. The answer seems obvious: I need to probe deep, be it with drugs or meditation or deep thought, and tear out the problem myself so I can feel again.
I guess it's an amateurish thought, but at this point it's all I have to go by.
>>36033800
Replace Car accident with work related injury, and sister with brother and you've got my childhood. Incredible
>>36034059
Interesting. Have you had any issues with Anhedonia, apathy, emotional numbness, and/or lack of energy? If not, what do you have?