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>>36035203
Anhedonia - desu sounds like a byproduct of depression birthed by a failure to reach the expectations sparked by your talent level

>>36035203
>>Then I fucked myself
Kinda vague. Fucked yourself in what way?

Suicide.

t. Someone with pretty much the same story and lived with the apathy for 8 years

>>36035085
That's such a dumb thing to call a fetish.

That's like saying "I have a sex fetish"

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>>36035085
>Fantasizing about being taken away, being made into a diminutive, cute little housewife, resistance ultimately crumbling and becoming completely devoted, then getting knocked up as the apex of my duties as a wife

i think my dad wanted a normal son but he got me instead

>>36035106
wake up to this day and age little billy
this generation is about wearing condoms and having casual meat stick/wet hole meetups

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Are you totally fucking deranged?

ALL women look like this now

>>36035084
These anime waifus are drawn by men, so they're designed to look more appealing to men. Notice the intense gaze and sexy but serious nature? The deviousness hinted by the exposed tounge? This is a male fantasy of a women.

>>36035084
Post more snek and I'll give you the answer.

>>36035075
I sort of know this feel. I had three girls come onto me, all three super fat and two believed they had magic powers. One was a furry that had probably fucked her dog, I only kissed her. One believed she was possessed by demons and had seizures all the time, tried to sext with her but she was an annoying cunt and wasted toom uch money without any sign she wanted to do anything serious, so I dumped her, not worth my time. Third is a fat black girl who seems really nice but I get the feeling something is very, very wrong with her since I only seem to be able to attract crazy freaks.

I feel for you, OP. I feel for you.

>>36035075
>>36035397
You are in their league. Why be upset you can attract anyone at all? Someone is better than no one.

>>36035602
The point is I feel like they like me because they see me as less than a guy who is likely to reject them.

And it makes me feel like it actually, since I'm still a khv, I know what my worth is, but to know that the only things that hit on me do it because they aren't afraid of my rejection isn't something I can feel nice about.

These girls hit on me because most guys won't go for them.
That means she doesn't love herself enough and I can't respect a girl like this.

Depression is a virus, like a cold.

>>36035068
Everyone's lives are different, anon. Everyone has different genetics and a different upbringing. Some people are conditioned to be strong and have a good upbringing. Others, like us are don't have good upbringings and we become weak lowtest beta cucklords.

they're good at hiding it

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>>36034969
oh no, darn, think of all the men you're going to disappoint with that thing

>>36034969
That's average anon, about 4.5 - 5.5 inches is average and most woman prefer that so don't let memes ruin your life.

>tfw small dick
>your fat so it looks even smaller sucked up under your fupa

god was laughing when he made the human body

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anyone? damn help a nigga out

>>36034879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jpO78HE6iY

I don't love you, Tim. But you should love you!

>>36035248
you sound like a teacher

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>>36034847
>consense
>Too bad im not a bad guy
You're not a smart guy either.

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>>36034847
>Too bad im not a bad guy
what if I like bad guys~

You want to rape someone so badly that you're saying your conscience is a bad thing?

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>>36034818
Does it feel good, and how good?
Spaghetti and meatballs

>>36034915
more like a salami and meatballs my guy

feels not much different desu.

makes the peen look bigger though, ya know how it aint gotta be but it do na'm sayin

first time you shave its supposed to itch like a bitch, did you not feel it?
i know it was the case for me

>>36034756
The only female that have ever hugged me are my grandmas(paternal and maternal) and my mom. Last hug from them was probably age 7. So 20 years ago.

>>36034756
One that wasn't related to me?

I don't know, maybe like, fucking, 2006 or before then.

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>>36034756
>When was the last time a qt gril gave you a warm hug?
a girl in middle school wanted to hug me once

that was probably the only time I've ever hugged a girl

and definitely the last time
I mean it's not like I am hugging boys either though, I am hugging nobody, just sitting in my room

pls reply somebodyy

>>36034750
Get some peanut butter m&m's

>>36034750
Hmm get some chocolate chips cookies, tostitos, dip, and mountain dew

Godspeed anon

>>36034745
>vegan festivals
What the fuck happens there?

>>36034891
Lots of hands-free masturbation.

>>36034891
qt thin vegan grils trying out vegan food
it's the best place one arth

my gf is from cambodia so they're pretty cool

uh i've never fucked her sideways? is that a thing?

>>36034730
Mfw my face when I had to think this one

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>>36035123
I am too dumb to get it. Sideways because they have slanted eyes?

aw hell no

this is me and my king in bed and who is that beggar in the window?

this pic is everything, i thought there was a teddy bear on the chair for a sec the ears !!

>>36034726
>DRAGONED.com

>>36034754
What the fuck are you talking about? or

>>36034695
that happens about 50 times a day for me
is this your first for the day? 13th? 47th?

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>>36034695
same, wanna jump together? I've been saving up money to fly to japan, i wont make it tho $368.00 i'll buy a ticket tonight

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>>36034695
Hey me too. Oregano Johnson