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Any fembots want to rehabilitate me and help me get a gf?
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>>36038481
Hmmmm well im interested as well OP but what do you mean by rehabilitate?
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>>36038481
You won't have any takers It can't be that easy right?
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>>36038496
Convince me it's worth ending the NEET life.
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Fembots, what are some sexual fetishes/fantasies you have that you'd never admit to a boyfriend?
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>>36038449
I like rubbing my clit to the idea of all women dying except me and taking over the male species like a Xena Warrior pussy God.
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>>36038449
nothing because i am a pure being that exists solely for the pleasure of my master.
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Black cock. I hate black men and would never date one but yeah. bbc stuff.
I imagine a lot of fembots are the same.
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I can't fucking take this anymore, it's 6 am and I'm still up ruminating on how I'm already 22 and unemployable.The only thing I like to do is music, but I don't even have the appropriate knowledge to go to a conservatory, so I'm just going to go get an useless degree in bullshit to please my parents while putting myself in debt. I don't have ONE SECOND of relief, I just don't. I've ruined myself and my future, I just sit here thinking about how I managed to waste more than 3 entire years of my life as a NEET. Fuck the system, fuck the economy, fuck this country, fuck me, fuck it all.
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You still have your entire live ahead of you.
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Learn to code. Git gud. Make money.
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>>36038312
Welcome to the real world, faggot
Man up and cry yourself to sleep like the rest of us
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You're all now blinking and breathing manually
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>>36038290
>manually
With my hands?
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>>36038324
Taking the controls when bodily auto-pilot mechanisms work perfectly fine. Manual breathing is when you are so hyper-worried about air intake that you focus on every breath and can't relinquish control to involuntary systems. Obsessed and anxious people are prone to this stuff. I find myself more prone to it when I oversleep.
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>>36038290
that automatic blinking made my eyelids feel heavy now
fuck you OP
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What is her father's face trying to convey, r9k?
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>>36038284
He knows he's outnumbered.
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He's upset by the groom's awful suit/show color combination.
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>>36038514
I don't know much about fashion, but I can tell that suit is ill-fitting. Just look at how loose it is.
What's wrong with me, I am commenting on fashion on an anonymous image based internet forum.
>"anon i went into your room and had a clearout today, I got rid of all those games and consoles you never play on anymore"
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>"shubbi bunni"
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>ITT: Justifiable homicide
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>tfw I already did that myself a few months ago
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So, I played some breath of the wild and I must say, Link is a pretty good looking guy.
I post on /b/ and /r9k/, I don't really like all the gay and trap stuff, never paid any attention to those threads.
But in breath of the wild you have to wear ladies clothes to get into the forbidden Gerudo city, when I went to bed that night I couldn't stop thinking about Link.
I am a straight guy, I've been straight all my life. But I just searched and fapped to gay r34 porn of Link. I find myself looking through the school catalogue to check out the guys who look like Link.
I fear I might have accidentally become gay, is this how people become gay? Does anybody know how to make it stop?
I still like girls, but they're not as interesting now, I don't fantasize about being in romantic comfy situations with girls, I think about being in romantic comfy situations with Link.
Help!
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I don't know what youre saying since i didnt read your whole post but just jerk off to what gets your dick hard and stop worrying about labels and technicalities
Guys can be just as cute if not cuter than women sometimes.
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>>36038306
Isn't there a way to go back to only fapping to women?
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>>36038355
Why?
You've got good taste.
Link has looooads of cute lewds, enjoy it.
IQ TEST THREAD
Post results lads
>tfw you thought you were smarter
http://iqtest.dk/
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>tfw IQ too high to do IQ test
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This test is probably highly inaccurate pal
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>>36038233
>tfw valedictorian
>tfw can beat people effortlessly in academic stuff
>tfw to intelligent to bother with online IQ tests
Why do you do these threads?
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Part of a humans value, in other peoples eyes, is their body. If women's spot in life determined more decisively be looks, than it is for men?
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You speak like a retard but yes.
Men are the provider. If you can't rovide you aint shit.
A woman can always get by if she gets someone to provide for her.
Fix yourself some evolutionary psychology
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>>36038599
>Men are the provider. If you can't provide you ain't shit.
This is no longer the case, in western civilization women now have the ability to provide for themselves making men almost obsolete in their eyes
The tables have turned, Looks are now crucial for a man to attract a woman
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>>36038671
Nah man. This is biology. These things aint change. That's like saying since fridges were invented men didn't care about breasts anymore
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I've fucked up guys
>Get call from unknown number
>Pick up
>Caller says "Hello you've applied for *inaudible*"
>I thought it was some fucking telemarketer or something
>Answer "Uh I have?"
>Caller says "Yes? You're Anon right?"
>Realize they're calling from the job I applied for a week ago
>Become a stuttering autistic mess for the rest of the call and say other dumb shit
THIS WAS THE ONLY INTERVIEW CALL I'VE GOTTEN
MAKE IT STOP
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>>36038185
At least you got a call.
I apply for a multitude of jobs and people don't even have the courtesy to tell me that I'm not wanted
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w/e you did some embarrassing shit. get through the bad feelings and you'll be right again soon. then you have the pleasure of experiencing more embarrassing experiences. That's life as an awkward fuck. I would know.
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>>36038228
I NEED THIS JOB
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So you're still a virgin, anon? 2017-04-05 08:33:54 Post No.36038164
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So you're still a virgin, anon?
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Omg, just like, bee confident. Like, bee urself. Like, I bet if you tried, our greenfriend would take your virginitaaaaay hehehehehe
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>>36038164
You know the real depressing realization is this will never happen i can fantasize all i want but at the end of the day if they know your a virgin they won't act like this no it'll be a sneer maybe a quip or a full shower of insults followed by women in the vicinity giving you a stare of repulsion women and laughter from males
and even if they didn't I'm not a chad so I'd still be ignored.
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>>36038241
how old are you anon? oborto
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>>36038258
22 fampai
oregano.
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>its another "plebbit wants to attack us again for no reason because they're mad at /pol/ and thinks we're weak targets" episode
How the fuck are normies this retarded?
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>>36038153
>we're a bunch of depressed, autistic assholes.
>a bigger bunch of depressed, autistic assholes want to raid us.
Come on down faggots.
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It's funny how all these normalfags think that everyone on r9k is being super serious when it comes to what we post. Sure, they'll bring that reddit bullshit here and get a bunch of anons to REEE and post pepes, but do they really think that everyone who posted something is being serious?
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they can't keep getting away with this. they MUST pay
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Who of you would swich school if u saw this on your classmate's facebook
>pic related
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>>36038125
I'd ask them to shoot me.
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Yeah, I'm very scared of dragons, wyverns, predators, and fake toy guns.
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>>36038162
it s still weird af for 20 y/o to post those pictures and nobody is dumb enough to post a real AK
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Anyone else who struggles with this? 2017-04-05 08:29:01 Post No.36038098
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Anyone else who struggles with this?
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>tfw redpilled and believe Hitler dindu nuffin wrong, know about holohoax and like national socialism but I find pic related to be more attractive than the traditional cute rural girl look promoted in nazi propaganda posters
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>>36038098
> redpilled
> like Nazism
bruh
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>>36038098
>>tfw redpilled and believe Hitler dindu nuffin wrong, know about holohoax
lol
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>>36038144
I am banned from /pol/ I can't make this thread over there, pls no bully ;_;
>Ching chong ching chong anon I want your huge white cock in my tight Asian pussy
How do you respond?
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>>36038076
I'll not allow this deception by a demon to happen
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>>36038076
Telling her she doesn't look asian enough
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>>36038076
>sure come on back to my place
what else would any of us want to say in that situation