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None. Porn is degenerate supernormal stimuli and warps your mind.

>>36044603
>using shit tier tube sites
This is how I know you're black.

>>36044603
Only xvideos

Only amateur self uploaded

>>36044485
dissociatives

>>36044559
No drug fare, really bored and my step dad's on his way to beat me.

Just chug some Robotussin.

i can't make myself go to bed, but i suppose it's the same thing.

We're both running away from the future.

I love going to bed. Dreams are my escape from my awful existence

>>36044542
They collarate.
I have trouble going to sleep AND waking up early. Whatever.
I have to do what a wagie needs to do.

>>36044480
Yes hot tits tingly peepee cum cum

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>>36044480
>tfw no gf with massive dark circles under her eyes

>>36044507
why are they so sexy? I also have this feel.

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>iPhone
>Ethiopia
Yeah, no.

>>36044407
I think Ethiopia is a metaphor for how he feels his living situation is

>>36044407
What makes you think that we don't have iPhones in Ethiopia? You'd be surprised by what you'll witness if only you'd bother to leave your mother's basement.
travel moar!!
Btw is it wrong if I'm sexually aroused by guys like yourself posting cute anime stuff?

We don't think of such things, as a non-birth giver.

>>36044282
hahaha my kids would be even more fucked up than me.
If they brought someone home and fucked them, they'd be homeless all of the sudden

That would be considered a win in my books.

However, as a 24 year old KHHV I have zero chance of making that happen, ever.

>>36044275
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEANED THE MESS LIKE I TOLD YOU EH? WHERE IS YOU COUSIN ANNE?"

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>>36044275
>Daddy, why are you posting low-resolutions images again? Are you okay, insolent moron?

>"How did you hear me at night if you're supposed to be in your basement box, sweetie?"

>>36044221
Do you live with parents? I wish my parents would let me stay

>>36044270

I do, and I've got a rather comfortable life. My parents have even stopped nagging me to do something with my life at this point, so I guess you could say that they've given up on me?

Either way, I don't blame my parents for anything, it's all on me. It's just disgusting to me that the combination of my laziness and insecurities has led me to this worthless life.

I have nothing. No career, no girlfriend, no friends, no goals, all I'm doing is wrestling with myself in my head or ignoring it all entirely and binge playing video games.

>>36044221
Stop wallowing in self pity and actually DO something for a change.

>>36044199
ratyeon

this is a common myth to make wagecucks feel better. only 1 out of 8 neet posters is a "wealthy capitalist"

>>36044199
>enjoying the day
>worrying about work
>contemplaiting if it's all worth the massive amounts of effort
>realizing you sold your soul to get some money to impress a woman who is going to cheat on you anyway
>blowing money on hookers that don't even like you just so you have something to feel good about in all your agony
>resorting to drugs just to keep your dead corpse moving for the man
>finding religion but not actually believing in it then sinking into depression about wasted time
>getting old and worn out
>dying in debt because the product of your labor is never enough for society

>pretending to be autistic is now autism

>>36044151
she is most likely seeking attention but if not she is still pretty good looking

>>36044151
nobody said they couldn't be. but even autistic women are accepted

They love tall attractive guys
they love short attractive guys too
height is probably the least important factor in whether women will want you or not

this is of course, this excluding midget tier guys and freakazoid tier lanklets

Height doesn't mean anything unless you are also conventionally attractive.

A 6'4" autistic elephant man is most likely going to die an incel, the same way he would have if he was 5'5".

I am 5.8
how midget am I?

>>36044118
everybody is unique.

you are unique. just like every snowflake is unique, it doesn't mean it's useful.

>>36044118
it was the hardest realization and i never felt good ever agian
for me it was going to a concert and humiliating myself and my family on drugs
i realized i was more of a failure than i pictured myself as

>>36044118
I am unique though.
>only one with my fingerprints
>never seen an exact clone of myself
>no one else has lived there life, to a tee exactly how I'm living mine

that sobriety fucking sucks and i should have done more heroin, cocaine, pills and alcohol...also should have fucked more bitches in college.

>>36044078
>19/20 was the last time women showed interest in me
I'd tell him not to pussy out and do it unless he wants to end up a 33yr old virgin

>try more, because you have excuses for failing (young age)
>pretend you're normal until you get a steady and stable life
>keep pretending to be normal despite it being hard, but it will be easier due to the steady life

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>>36044075
take a shower senpai

>unclogging the drain
>accidentally cumming on yourself

That's not a gross feel you're just fucking gross

I bet you're fat too. Fucking disgusting slob.

>long day at work, can't wait to sit (not fat, legs just hurt)
>go home and take pants off and sit in computer chair to chat and play games, etc.
>30 minutes later my hairy ass sweat is all over the chair, going through boxer briefs.
>too pussy to put a blade by my ass

I've been thinking of trying out ballsbalm or something to reduce the amount of pure sweat and stink from down there. Tips?

>>36044072
that thing is hot

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>Finally get the courage to start talking
>"You sound like a faggot!"

Why am I still trying?

>>36044072
>>36044126
post vocaroo now