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>>36046960
are you weighing yourself at the same time each day (ie in the mornings)

>>36046960
Only 148 more to go

>>36046960
Proud of you, keep losing weight and maybe you might lose some of these feels

you won't though

listening to linkin park on the way to school

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>>36046949
coming home from school and watching Thomas the Tank Engine, Samurai Jack, Shaolin Showdown and Ed, Edd 'n ' Eddy

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I miss everything.
I miss how things were new and not cancerous, I miss how everything felt to me at the time

For example
>Roblox 10 to 11 years ago
Destroy the wall
Racing
Building mechs/robots
Building aircraft and having dogfights
Death Match/Team Death Match
>Roblox today
Shitty minecraft servers
Shitty call of duty/battlefield servers
Endless tycoons
Social games

fuck minecraft.

>>36046866
well done
you're a good citizen

>>36046866
should've brought vigilante justice on their asses and make them choke on that grass.
you disgust me

>>36046866
were they basketball americans?

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>>36046761
So? Lot's of Chads don't have girlfriends

For all he knows, you're plowing puss every weekend, you just happen to not have a girlfriend right this second.

>>36046761
same here, and they made fun of me, saying that the new cute girl who works in the office will never date me, it's impossible

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>>36046761
>tfw you have a job and income
I jelly

>>36046756
>professor asks them to stop so he can continue
The professor is a fucking cuck, in my uni the professor would kick the fuck out of people who start talking while he is. Simple as that.

>>36046756

I can relate. Everyday first thing in the morning when I'm sitting alone at a table with these two Stacy's they just rip apart their fake nails and giggle about it for the first 20 minutes of class. Why do they do this?

>>36046874
I don't get it. One time at the McDonalds with a studymate, same shit. Girl with some friends drops her fries and they just stand around it laughing. They just stood their for 30 full seconds looking and laughing at it. What the fuck is so funny, why are you all laughing.

I don't understand, what is going on.

>kids born in 2004 fucked your mom

Kids born in 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000 and 1999 are now having more sex than me.

THIS ISN'T FAIR I TURNED 18 IN 1999 AND I'VE ONLY HAD SEX ONCE SINCE THEN FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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>>36046891

>had sex

Gave up your wizard status for 5 minutes of action. Normie.

>>36046740
Don't worry fat bro, it's not your fault
Metabolism is genetic

I'd be down for violent revolution against the chads, but I don't want to start it and then nobody joins in like what happens every other time somebody tries that

>>36046794
/fit/ isn't really chads, but I'm up for your idea too

idk but that image is my phone background

>>36046699
What kind of drugs do you want?

>>36046750
Adderall and or xanax

easiest way?
gun hands down
next I would say would be hanging but you need to drop a good distance to snap the neck otherwise it sucks
exit bags did work well but now afaik American helium is too diluted
overdose on narcotics(ie benzos or opiates) is not bad
overdose on anything that will put you to sleep isain't bad either
but other pills tend to like cause cramps and other kinds of pain
high speed car wreck would work but you should disable your airbags first

I would advise against jumping off something or attempting to cut shit isn't successful enough and is painful

statistically, a shotgun is the best. look it up online, they'll tell you where to point it so you dont become a vegetable for the rest of your life.

if you live where you can't get a gun or something then use that helium guide that's always posted here. it's painless but make sure you can be alone for a few hours

Too many suicide threads today. Is it because of spring?

>>36046663
I finally stopped picking a year or two ago.
It only took me 33 years

I do. It's almost as good as masturbating.

yup

I do it a lot at work and used to care about getting caught but I just don't care what anybody thinks of me there any more

Only the sun rises for free.

Just get a hooker
Frhbs

>>36046659
>tfw commute to school
no place to bang college girls or even hookers

>>36046617
wtf did you do to get put in jail

>>36046637
I was posting cp for fun

>>36046647
oh ok

bloxoxoxox

>>36046614
>i want to be friends again. im trying not to cry
this

>>36046614
Tvery single one of your threads hits right in my heart.
Did your friend block you everywhere, so there's no means of communication?

>>36047033
they shouldnt hit you in the heart
you have no idea how horrible of a person i am
theres no means of communicating

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>>36046609
>gorillaz
>early 4Chan
>post 9/11 nationalism
>shit was cheaper
>HALO
the oughts were better dude. I wish I could go back

I was born in the 90's, but really wish I could live in the 80's because of the way my dad talks about all of the fun shit he did back then. He's old enough that he also talks about the 70's and 90's in the same fashion; but neither sound like they were as good of an era as the 80's.

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>>36046609
That fact that you chose a picture of a desktop computer as your menory for an entire decade is laughable.

Converted muslims are second class humans in Islam and only good for cannon fodder or suicide bombings.
They don't get nine year old qts.

>>36046523
Islam is the future and the only way, inshallah

As much as i like the idea of bringing the western world to its knees through violence and fear, I also like being a degenerate piece of shit, and I'm not stupid and disillusioned enough to fall for the religion meme.