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Would you join this club?
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>>39252446
so what exactly is this club about anyway?
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>>39252472
It's about eating cake and drinking tea.
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>>39252446
I don't have time to join a club right now, sorry.
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Why do you guys cope so much? A lot of my female friends are dating chubby/husky/built fat guys. You don't need to be a fucking Chad to get average/above average girls.
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>>39252439
I am 190 cm tall (almost 6'3") and in a good shape, 62 kg (140 lbs I guess). Females have never liked me despite my being tall. And now I see these cunts going for fat fucks too!
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women are not worth it for the most part
you don't have to be an incel to form that opinion
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>>39252439
I have a shitty body and a shitty personality which no amount of lifting will fix.
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Do you think that someone like this could get a girlfriend?
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Yeah of course. I've seen uglier people with gfs
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>>39252426
He has a big nose.
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>>39252426
Well since he lost a job at a prestigious company and won't be making as much money, probably not.
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Short story time! You might find this one interesting.
>decide to go out by myself to meet new friends or perhaps a girl
>did this a few times, had fun generally. am not bothered at all with being by myself at music events, nobody really gives a shit
>this one is a terrace lounge bar type setting
>DJ is killing it
>sipping beer and vibing to his selections
>hour and a half goes by pretty quickly, having fun
>take a short walk outside, rest a bit
>go back to where i was
>after a while this dude stands next to me and starts talking to me
>he looks like an aspergers 14 year old, and it's not even an exaggeration, that's LITERALLY how he looked like
>he had a 'LIKE A BOSS' meme t-shirt on, i'm not making this up
>starts talking to me about video games as he tries to dance awkwardly
>think to myself "... is this even happening? "
>he's the same age as me (20) and he came there with his mom
>with his fucking mom
>i'm not making this shit up
>i think "well okay, this guy is clearly socially awkward, i'll be nice to him, that way he can get some more confidence"
>he talks to me about youtubers like Markiplier and Jackscep-whatever his face is
>he talks to me about 'dank memes'
>I still can't believe this is happening, but it gets better
>during our convo he mentions how he almost got laid with this one girl that he was in bed with
>meanwhile I'm still a HHKV at age 20
>consider myself a well adjusted, sober individual who is a productive member of society, generally have my shit together, work out, take care of my grades and make a lot of cool shit for fun and personal projects
>this guy almost got laid, i'm not even close
>continue talking to me, he adds me on facebook, i go along with it
you probably go on r9k so if you're reading this sorry i called you a sperg
It's really funny how life tests you sometimes, i went home pretty neutral but had a good laugh about it all the next morning
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>>39252376
he probably either lied or got close when he was a teenager because teenagers are universally horny as fuck and even the most beta could fuck with effort and low standards
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>>39252376
I really believe there is some gene or something that is to be discovered that allows people to get a partner and some people just didn't win the genetic lottery, thus will never be able to attract a permanent partner or have unpaid, consensual sex, not influenced by drugs or alcohol. Great story though I don't think I would be able to not laugh my ass off in front of the guy if it happened to me
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>>39252387
Maybe dude. Well, anyone who brags like that openly to someone they just met is kind of suspicious so... well I dunno! Might be.
I think it's pretty safe claim he's on the spectrum somewhere. I'm not even saying this because I'm mad at him for whatever reason because I'm not. If you saw how this dude looks like, acts like and talks like you'd be saying the same thing regardless of the interaction you would have with him. I'm just being honest!
>>39252420
hahaha perhaps bro, i was thinking that maybe a lot of r9k is actually asexual (assuming that's a real thing). I talk to some of my friends that did get laid (people that are obviously not asexual whatsoever) and it's like they totally allow their primal instincts and urges to take over them when they want to get pussy, they dont care whatsoever about the other person and they can't even IMAGINE what goes on trough our heads when we even think about doing the same thing. Like we have this consciousness level that's unimaginable to them *insert big brain boy meme here*
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What does it mean when a girls say you make her "dizzy?"
Had this happen tonight. Girl was laughing along to my jokes and gestures, and said that I "always make [her] dizzy."
A little bio: she's one of the most forward girls I've met. Approaches me, despite garnering a reputation from mutual friends as shy and introverted. Quite inviting and warm. And was the one who initiated exchanging Facebooks and numbers (among other things) despite the fact I was pretty sure she wasn't interested enough for those things.
But I'm twenty-seven and she's nineteen. So friend-zoned, young and naive, or both?
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>>39252363
It means she wants your mighty 4 inches and she's confused you haven't put it in her yet.
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She wants a mature experienced cock in her. Better act before she realizes what a loser you are and changes her mind.
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>>39252363
She's lightheaded because all her blood is rushing to her vagina.
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>>39252356
did she have sex with you, normie?
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>>39252356
>when you still beat off to her nudes 3 years later
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>>39252369
I didn't want and don't like sex
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>>39252379
>I don't want to have sex with her
>just masturbate to the idea of having sex with her
How fucking autistic are you?
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I'M A FUCKING BRAINLET AND I HATE IT!!!!!!1!1!!
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>>39252289
can you solve this?
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>>39252562
E
Final answer
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>>39252562
I'm not seeing any coherent pattern here. So therefore, I must return my physics degree.
How many vaginas/assholes does pic related have?
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>>39252237
3 of each
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OP here
I prefer to think its one central asshole with 3 vaginas.
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>>39252237
7 vanjayas
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What's the last meal you had at taco bell?
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>>39252225
x2 Quesaritos, one beef one chicken
fuckin good af bruh
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>>39252225
>taco bell 45 mins later
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Earlier tonight I had a large diet Dr. Pepper
does that count?
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I went to a party and got drunk and turned into a social butterfly and had a great time. I yearn for this again. It felt great, first time getting drunk socially.
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>>39252211
it's as good as your life gets
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>>39252211
Feels great until you get too drunk and do/say something extremely regrettable and no one wants to be associated with you anymore.
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>>39252283
>get drunk
>talk about how much I want to fuck a cute boy
>shout "I WANNA HANG ALL THE NIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRSSSSS"
>booted from party
Haven't had a sip of alcohol since
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How do I go fishing? Raised by single mommy so I don't know.
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>turn on zelda
>equip rod
>catch fish
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>>39252199
Are you planning on deep sea fishing, pier fishing, lake fishing or fly fishing?
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>>39252229
Most realistic for my location would be lake, I don't know enough about fly fishing to say.
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Is my boyfriend cheating on me?
I made him wait 4 months for sex and when we had sex, we were basically cackling through it because it was so awkward and I'm just weird :/ wont he get fed up with teaching me how to be sexy/how do have sex? Won't he look elsewhere?
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>>39252159
No. Originoliloliloliloli
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>>39252159
go to >>>/adv/ please
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>>39252159
>wont he get fed up with teaching me how to be sexy/how do have sex? Won't he look elsewhere?
Probably not.
What you are doing here is projecting a female view of relationships onto men.
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After a long binge of drug-use, Anon decides to become sober and live a boring sober life, far away from trouble in its many various forms. Anon hopes to walk the line, so to speak, and intends to, for the most part, for the rest of his days.
Having acquired a simple retail job at one of many out of a vast worldwide chain of stores, Anon quickly finds himself able to sync into his surroundings and go with the flow.
Months go by and Anon is plagued with the idea of abandoning his quest for normality for something else... but what else is there?
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>>39252147
Extreme BDSM and rapeplay
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>>39252147
Drugs
Oskdbdjdjdj
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>>39252147
Anon quickly does the math in his head...
>"i'm 25... another 40... 35 years? 35 years... 25 if i'm lucky, and I will have died staying out of trouble and maintaining a somewhat active pursuit of staying out of trouble and living a life that isn't as miserable as I'm hoping it won't be"
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take 200mg of caffeine strange Warmth hits me, literally feeling inner peace right now
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caffeine is a good drug.
take lots
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200mg of caffeine is like one cup of coffee you delusional twit
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>>39252145
this good feeling isnt going to last is it?
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Hi r9k
I'm new here, please treat me nice.
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Have you gotten laid? Are you a hand-holding virgin? If not gtfo normie
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>>39252162
I'm hand holding your moms tits
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>>39252162
I got to second base
Still virgin.