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>>36049729
I asked my friend a similar question. Her advice to me is that each time you start to care about someone, to any degree, be they a beggar or your romantic partner, stop yourself. Tell yourself that they will only hurt you. Just make yourself cold and unfeeling. Avoid music, as it may elicit strong emotions.

>>36049729
It's been the norm for me for so long that I can't even tell you how I got here.

>>36049887
Does alcohol help you?

No, cause I have.

I'd fuck myself right now if I could, that's not gay, that's masturbation

No, I'd murder myself.

Stop pushing this shit you kike fuck.

You are pretty fucked up feel sorry for you bot

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>>36049710
>sure, I workout

You're fine, don't try anything clever. Either joke with them and take the abuse with smile or stoneface them

Nothing in life is ever as bad as people make it out desu

>>36049666
Since when didn't went on 4c ?

Why not link your lolcow thread while you're at it, you whingy cunt?

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>>36049666
Absolutely, it's fucking terrible. It's all over the board all the time. But no, this is good, /pol/ is the problem. Fucking idiots.

>>36049646
I don't care enough to listen, QR?

>>36049646
Who gives a fuck?
She's a woman, she can't think properly.

>>36049646
nevermind I really really do not care

Just get the succ and stop complaining

>>36049599
She said she's never sucked a penis before until she sucked mine. How true is this for a 23 year old female?

10 years from now you'll look back regretting all the perverted nasty shit you never did. enjoy it while it lasts and stop being a fag

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truly the redpilled fetish

oraginawl

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no. it's all about girl feet. but i should give you some fair points for really going into the right direction here

>>36049386
>>36049519
Those bois are pretty cute.

>>36049364
Yeah but I prefer girls that are taller than me.

>>36049364

>family are strangely tall (male average 6'8" female average above 6')
>happened due to everyone purposefully only dating tall people
>6' mummy dated 6' normie male
>6'4"
>feel fucking subhuman

Wouldn't mind dating someone 5'10" or above, but no chance for 5'9" or below

5'0 is the ideal height for a female.

>>36049264
bump
I would also like to know this

>>36049264
People take pills to ignore emotion, you're lucky, anon

>>36049264

You don't.

You just slowly accept it while gazing out your window sipping a whiskey, wondering what the fuck happened.

>>36049242
I'm angry because of the stupid shit I've done in my childhood. I've literally made myself the biggest embarrassment for my family and people I know to laugh at.

I can never be taken seriously and I really just want to get a new life somewhere else because of the baggage I carry on my back. I don't want to be like this. I wanted to be normal. Why am I so autistic? My younger brother is currently a Chad and I'm stuck here as the kid who brings shame to my family.

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>>36049242
>Muh dik

Im going to need a victim soon

>>36049242
I'm a 33yr old virgin just waiting for my mom to pass so I can an hero

I'm not angry about much aside from being broke

>>36049206
http://iqtest.dk/

here's the test for anyone who's curious

>tfw IQ is over 135
>still retarded with shitty grades
IQ is a meme

>>36049263
This

But I remember having 120 or so

>>36049158
dirty diaper cock urine

>>36049158
>that eyeliner
>that highlight

what was she thinking?

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>>36049180
>women
>thinking
nice one, friend

>>36049098

>tfw 6'4"
>tfw people like the master chief cosplayer exist
>feel subhuman

>tfw 5'1
>tfw will never be average height and have access to at least 50% of the dating pool
>tfw watching the kings of manlet wallowing in self pity when the peasants are starving

>be 6'2
>everyday I wake up with cold feet because my bed and blanket is too short
>have to bent down to reach kitchen and bathroom sink
>back hurts becase everything is so far down
>can't even get a comfy position while palying vidya

why do people complaing about being short?
being over 6 feet tall doesn't get you laid

Why did you leave your pocket pussy out in the first place?

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>>36049159
i didnt leave it out, it was hidden under the bed. she came in, and instantly looked under there.
"Why is this is here, anon?"

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>>36049089
laughing now thanks (OP)

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How are you all feeling lads?

First for missing Lenlad :(

You gonna inherit anything good from your parents lads?

I'm gonna be getting a 300 year old bible from me dad.

Been passed down for generations.