so last week i got drunk and decided to go out
big fucking mistake
i was literally autistic screeching... like shouting memes and asking people dumb questions
i'm so fucking embarrassed i haven't left the house since
i've seen people drink and nobody does shit like this what's wrong with me
>>36050205
as a raging alcoholic i declare you noob
>>36050237
I declare him too autistic to continue living.
>>36050237
i am on and off, i'll usually buy a big bottle of vodka and finish it in half a day, act like a fucking weirdo, pass out, and get another.
repeat for a week or two, then stop with the help of some diazapam or something. i usually stay home though.
>job that requires no social interaction (can't even order pizzas without shaking) and no manual labor (bad back) in Phoenix, Arizona
I asked this question in another thread and got pic related as a response.
So I looked on craigslist:
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/search/jjj?query=data+entry
to see if there were any data entry jobs that met this description. Some obviously didn't, some seem kind of vague. These are the ones I'm worried about. Id hate to bus all the way down to one of the vague listings and apply only to find out that, despite not saying anything about it in the ad, yes, you do have to talk to people.
Does anyone have a good feel for this thing?
Can you tell me which ones are the kind I'm looking for?
>(can't even order pizzas without shaking)
Well you'll need to get over that issue sooner or later. Just force yourself to do it, don't be a pussy.
I mean look where your lack of challenging yourself got you. You have to scramble for very niche jobs that pay shit because you're too big a pussy to look someone in the eye and make small talk.
You have no one but yourself to blame for your problems
>inb4 enabling losers sperg out at me
>>36050174
i will do anything for a job. i just want to support myself.
>look you in eyes
>make small talk
>dress nicely
>be on time
>do my work like nobody's business
had an interview yesterday and did my best. lady interviewing me didn't seem too happy about any of it. made small talk and little joke here and there. she just forced the worst fake laugh ever. how can you give a decent interview if the person interviewing you so obviously doesn't give a fuck?
also, that picture. there's no way anyone is paying 14 bucks for easy data entry.
>>36050255
kind of good advice. if ordering pizza is tough for you, then you really need to work on it. do a push-up (or 5 or 10) to combat some of your nerves. baby steps. start out with little shit, but expect setbacks. it all really sucks man.
>tfw 140 wpm on a good day
Can I get a data entry job with my typing speed alone? no experience or social skills or anything.
>Mixed raced
>Buy 23andMe
>Read my results
>Entire body starts shaking
>Months later
>Feel a sense of fulfillment when I think about my racial composition
It's worth the 100$ if you're mixed raced.
I never expected to feel such a comfort in knowing what my racial composition is, but it's a wonderful feeling.
>>36050126
Pic related
This is my genetic composition
>>36050126
Post results for science
>>36050152
>0.3% Ashkenazi Jewish
>14.8% Sub-Saharan African
>Want to watch a new anime
>protagonist is a female
>dropped
Can anybody else just not tolerate female lead characters?
for me it's the opposite desu
at least you have good taste with aqua
>>36050091
Female protagonists are good when the plot calls for them.
Since they're weaker and all around less effective than men, a female protag actually makes the stakes higher. A good show with a good plot can make good of a female protag
>Lain
>Kino
>Gunbuster/Diebuster
so fucking coked out
>>36050083
congrats, i'll go get your medal
Coke is the shittiest drug there is
>Cooked up by some poverty-stricken beaner in Colombia or some shit
>Cut with baby formula and drywall three or four times
>Almost certainly been in someone's ass at one point or another
>The high lasts less than an hour and multiple doses has a pretty steep curve of diminishing returns
>Offensively expensive
Just do MDMA a few times a year, damn.
>>36050083
can you taste the aspirin that was used to cut it?
dumbass
Can someone, anyone. I don't care if you're male, female, trap, whatever.
Please, please, just go onto Vocaroo, say, "I love you, you're great." And link it here. Please.
It will mean so much to me.
>>36050070
Wow, dude.
If it makes you feel any better, you've made me feel a little less degenerate.
>>36050242
That does make me feel better.
Im a phone fag so I cant do vocaroo but I love you anon and I think you're great
Say you're a fat guy but you don't look fat when you're wearing clothes. And you start dating a girl. And the time comes when you've got to take off your clothes and let her see your disgusting, flabby, stretch-marked body. How would you get past your own insecurities about this? Assuming that everything with the girl had been going get up to that one point.
>fat fucks literally believe we cant tell they are fat
i knew you guys were retarded but cmon...
>>36050051
Make a lot of self deprecating jokes about being fat to build the idea in her head
Once you get to the point where you're seeing each other naked, she's probably going to be pretty accepting of how your body looks. Nobody's perfect when they're naked. You should be fine, Anon.
YOU ARE BEING SUBVERTED
YOU ARE BEING BRAINWASHED
THEY'RE HERE RIGHT NOW AND YOU DON'T CARE
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
googleplsmycommentisoriginal
Who they are?
What are u talking about?
>>36050041
just take me to LFE already
Who here /ENFP/? No weird zodiac or personality thing has ever gotten my personality right except for meyers-briggs. I am truly an ENFP in every way.
>inb4 introvert spergs call me a normie for liking attention
>tfw INTP
I want to die
tfw ENFP and act like a normie on the outside but on the inside you're a fucking emotional shitstorm
I don't get why you are surprised about that.
>respond a questionnaire based on your personality
>it tells you your personality
It's like telling something you're gay and being impressed when he tells you you suck dicks.
>tfw have phimosis
>20 years old and I haven't masturbated once in my entire life (I've tried to several times as a teenager, and it just ended up not feeling pleasurable at all, but I didn't know it was because of phimosis until recently)
>literally cucked from birth
i don't even care about sex desu
I just want to know what it feels like to masturbate properly
Use your butt?
>>36049984
>masturbate properly
I just want my penis to work normally, man. Even if I got a girlfriend I wouldn't even be able to have sex. I don't want to get a circumcision either and whenever I try stretching my foreskin it always ends up retracting to how it was the next day.
You can still masturbate with phimosis. Unless you have some severely rare extreme case. Just pull the shaft skin up instead of the foreskin down the way cutfags do when they dry-fap. You can still get a full stroke that way and it'll stimulate all the same parts, just in a slightly different way.
anybody here remember random posts? What are they? One I remember
>Before you feel sad, ask yourself if you live in a good society.
It's been at least a year but for some reason it has stuck with me
>>36049841
Something about a guy critting me with some shit about a guy killing a mouse
>>36049841
>Why man
You could have just let him go
Life isn't like videogames. There's no special evil ending for stupid bad decisions.
Fukk
>I dunno man but why dont you try and find out
A guy on /fit/ was asking if hes life was going to get better or some shit like that if he lifted and a anon said that in response.
I like this photo. It reminds me of my first asshole.0
>>36049818
Haha, even that wouldn't want to fuck me
>>36049818
This is a very strange photo, im talking about this entire exhibit.
>>36049818
what exhibit is this one and this is original
Post voice and rate each other's on how autistic or chad it is - I'll lead by example
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IQDUM3penm
Extract read (end of 3rd para) - https://genius.com/Jk-rowling-harry-potter-and-the-philosophers-stone-ch-1-the-boy-who-lived-annotated
>>36049748
Hey, OP. Nice voice. Can you say "My name is Jeff" for me?
>>36049963
In an serious or cringe, memey way?
>>36050003
>In an serious or cringe, memey way?
I'd prefer serious.
you know you should kill yourself when you dont even '''''fit in'''' with robots.
I am a robot by definition, but my name is fucking chad
im going to off myself
>>36049747
Or you can change your name to something that suits you more. Or even let robots decide what your new name will be.
>>36049801
do it, then. Decide my name.
>>36049828
That's too much responsibility, you know. You could use something more generic, like Mark or Paul.
My kik slave is going to take steroids because he wants to be a dumb muscle boy for me. Talk me out of this.
>>36049741
>My kik slave is going to take steroids because he wants to be a dumb muscle boy for me. Talk me out of this.
Make him T block instead and turn him into a cute boy
>>36049756
He wouldn't be a cute boiAlso I already have a couple of those
Also if anyone as some suggestions on what I could make him do I'm listening