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your a fucking dipshit

>>36053012
You're a weakling.

>>36052996

>qt co-worker I've had feelings for
>talk to her nearly every day at work
>before she left I said
>"Hey oneitis, maybe if you're not busy we could hang out tonight"
>"I'll see if I'm free"
>she wasn't

Fuck that cunt. I'm not sure if she's just autistic enough to not notice I like her, or if she simply friendzoned me, although in all honesty I'm way above her league.

>>36052957
Sulfur-crested cockatoos are not for meme pictures

>>36052957
oh please, my mom has called me a slut in the staircase and tried to lock the door on me in high school. grow up you autist.

It means it's time to get a real job you fagoot

>>36052904
Did this person take the bogpill?

this man secretly controls all the world's wealth and resources and also pulls the strings to the largest military powerhouses on the planet

>>36052904
Can I get a speedy summary of this guy?

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bumping to find this anon
I hope you're still there

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where are you attt
silly anonn

You fucking weebs I swear to god.

>>36052839
World War 3 won't happen until after Cold War 2, if we even survive Cold War 2.

>>36052839
World war 3 is never happening, just expect more boring War on Terror shit for the next 30 years

>>36052839
You can go fight ISIS.

Call a towing company. Also try to get a spare anon and learn to replace the tire.

>>36052764
>being this helpless.

Are you sure there isn't a spare on the underside of the car (below the trunk)?

>>36052788
Do they just tow me to my apartment? This sucks tbqh I have job orientation in a city 45 miles away tomorrow morning ;_;

>>36052703
post pic, dick

and post pic of dick your dick

>be human
>be attractive
>girls smile at you
>little kids wave and smile at you
>people more apt to forgive you
>easier to get hired
>people will let you get away with more
>people assume you are Chad
>people assume you are honest
>you are allowed to be yourself without ridicule
>people don't make fun of you
>girls will eventually take interest in you
>people who don't like you still respect you and treat you well in public and to your face (still talk behind your back.)
>people trust you
>people want to befriend you
>people give you a chance

If you are attractive, you should be aware of these things. It makes me sad that most people don't get this sort of treatment. It's so unfair that your life is determined by who you are born as. It also makes me ashamed that I am still among the robotos
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>>36052703
>think i'm ugly
>probably a 3/10
>know i'm fat
>post pic of self here one day
>someone replies with this

i could probably kill my virginity if i lost weight but the effort is too much and jerking off has worked fine so far for 24 years

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How will America recover????

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>>36052689
>A kike enters a pizzeria
>Jumps into the furnace
>Imitates his ancestors

HOHOHOHOHOHO

>>36052810
*this is an artists rendition of what it would have looked like, had it happened

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>>36052684
You know, if you want to fry your brain, there are faster ways...

>>36052758
>implying there are any effects that persist after sleeping

>>36053772
hello there, mentally challenged individual

>>36052659

Oh. That's okay, miss. Here's five bucks. Have a good day!

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>>36052659
I'd give her a dollar out of pity and keep walking.
She looks like she smells bad and probably has alot of diseases.

>>36052659
Do you want to come home with me? I won't do anything weird, I promise, I just don't like seeing you out here all alone like this.

Everyone on the internet is either a communist, ancap or a nazi now

How are they extreme?

Hard left movements are a loud and visible minority. I imagine most young people are average social liberals.

it's by design from the jews saul alinskey rules for radicals (hillary clinton bible), divide and conquer method of control

>>36052610
white women are a meme

pig ugly faces, too tall and hairy + stink of dairy

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>>36052628
>pajeet on damage control

>>36052610
Would take stinking of dairy over stinking of shit or curry you lactose intolerant cuck

Jim Morrisson could have shaved his hair completely off and he would still have got laid, you pleb

A beard does nothing if you don't have angular features, etc

You can't polish a turd faggot

I feel sorry for ugly fucks but thats life

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>>36052637
i would posit that it is too self-critical to compare one's romantic or other success to Jim; i'll be happy if i can secure even an iota of his spirit within myself before i die

regards, morrisonfag

im gonna try to get some sick burns/chops like Ray

>>36052637
no physical attribute matters when every single interaction you have broadcasts low status

think about this in the context of the supreme gentlemen - everything he does drips with low status feelings about himself

>>36052563
no. please contact me and send me nudes.

You should fuck off cunt
No one gives a fuck what you do regardless

Also, post your tits before you fuck off

>>36052563
white women arent even hot

I'm dropping out in my fourth year. Still get a degree just no Hons after my name. Dunno what i can do with it but i was going to end up killing myself if i had to stay there

>>36052537
Just did, feels great. Parents are pissed but they can fuck off for all I care

parents don't know yet, I still have to figure out whether I should find full time work and try to move out, or change my major and try again