How was you day robots?
Let's chat
Was a rainy Wednesday for me, sat in in a college math class.
>>36055387
Helped pops at work. Came home, want to take a nap before I go out back to pump iron.
>>36055387
Rainy here in Georgia too shit day probably annoyed the shot out of the only girl who has ever liked me
It's 3.20 am and I'm sat in my truck at my wage slave job, fun times
>sitting at starbucks to finish a project
>girl asks me what the time is
>look at her to answer
>after 30 seconds of silence she says i have nice eyes
was i the autistic one for just saying thanks? what was i supposed to do
>what was i supposed to do
look at your watch you fucking sperg, she was hitting on you and looking to start a conversation
Wasted chance for fickificki
well you didn't even tell her the time after staring at her for 30 seconds
If you work in the morgue, would you do something if beautiful and young girls arrived?
>>36055367
I'm sorry to burst your dreams, but I'm a medical student who has been in the morgue more times than I'd like to.
When the corpses finally get to you, they are far from fresh. They have already been through autopsy and they smell like blood and dirty underwear. Even if you are the coroner, by the time you put your hands on the thing, it will be nowhere near your dreams of a sleeping doll, letargic and patient.
>>36055465
THATS MY FUCKING FETISH
>>36055465
they still have tits though right?
Anyone here having any problems with the alien 220w vaporizer?
I'm experiencing extremely harsh hits. My juice is 6mg nicotine, and i'm inhaling into my mouth before sucking it into my lungs.
Even just a 2 second hit at 40w burns, I cant imagine being able to blow huge clouds of smoke with this thing.
Is it possible my kit is defective, or is this normal?
Do you have problems with being a faggot too
>>36055425
dude
how did you know
>>36055360
hmm maybe lower wattage and uuse a special juice
Have you tried meditation to fix your problems before? How did it go?
I made this thread yesterday, but there's more to say on the topic. I've started doing it again because it supposedly helps cure Anhedonia and helps you feel pleasure again, similar to what LSD might do but safer. It'll be a long time, but the days are passing so quickly now I don't see why I shouldn't.
How about you guys?
Yeah. Mindfulness meditation. It can be a double edged sword when it comes to social anxiety, because it makes you more aware of what you're feeling and thinking - so on the one hand, if you're nervous, you can detect it and try to work with it. On the other hand, if you're in a social situation, and things are going well, you can suddenly become aware of your thoughts and the feelings in your body, and this can fuck things up because that sense of awareness in yourself can rob you of your ability to make good conversation.
>>36055404
Shouldn't it help you brush those anxious urges aside?
>>36055326
Yeah it works wonders. I usually do 20 minutes while hitting a drum rythmically and sometimes i chant or i do yoga or the wim hof method and take ice showers and shit.
extremely useful for dealing with stress.
Will there ever be a Lolcow as funny as Chris Chan?
>>36055319
>Will there ever be a Lolcow as funny as Chris Chan?
Go back go to lol cow roastie
Nobody wants your kind here
>>36055319
you're a close 2nd, OP
>>36055336
t. triggered potential cow
There are robots here who are apathetic about everything. Can you give any advice on how to do that? Presumably by apathetic if means you're just focusing on what you need or have to do, and no longer worrying or caring about other issues, like having a relationship, a good job, etc. I feel emotions intensely because I'm a horrible beta male who wants things, and I don't want to want.
>>36055235
I think being beta is wanting sex as a main priority, if you know what you want and work towards that you'll make that your priority.
>>36055235
Just do something terrible so that you no longer become worthy of things like relationships or having a good job. Eventually you'll be too dead inside to care.
Just get really close to an unstable person. Eventually you'll have more apathy than you'll know what to do with.
A girl I've never met "liked" a comment I made on a mutual friend's status. Does that mean she wants the dick?
Yes. Just not yours.
>>36055230
No, she just thought it was mildly interesting/entertaining.
Sorry OP.
>>36055230
YEA. dm her and ask her out
daily ballbusting thread in session hosted by the usual normie couple, stop in and come chat. shitpost, or just dick around in general
>that girl biting his leg
whoa I'm ok with ball busting but cannibalism is going too far bro
Why do you only have about 5 pics to post
>>36055250
ITs just some harmless biting, its not like he is bleeding. Ive had my nuts bit, the human flesh can take alot of stuff lol
Does anyone else have the cancerous all or nothing mentality?
Like for me, It's so fucking hard to start a new routine or break a habit because the slightest thing will set me back. If try to change something like fix my diet or stop playing vidya I have to literally shut myself in a dark room blind folded and wearing noise blocking head phones. If I even start thinking about it, I'll slowly gravitate towards it. I'm the type of person that would be really thin from anorexia or 500 pounds due to binge eating, theres no possible way I can be in the middle.
>>36055174
even your opinion of your all or nothing mentality is all or nothing
me running away from my thoughts is like bleeding in the ocean swimming away from a shark
yep
been there
get it in your head that you need to take SMALL STEPS or you'll never get out of your rut
notice how people who consistently go to the gym for a few years doing a dumb routine and weird diet look better than keyboard warriors who have all the knowledge yet stay at home being skinnyfat and doing nothing
>at uni
>kinda a loser im not going to class and have no job
>just play vidya
>get to know this girl who doesnt have many friends but is qt
>every betas dream
>ask her out
>she says no
>ok thats cool i guess i am a loser
>act friendly as im not a total dick
>she proceeds to suck off and date my enemies
>proper thot lads
>kinda hurts
>fast forward a couple years
>i dropped out of uni
>somehow landed a high paying position at a broadcasting company
>doing what i love
>live in a nice area and do nice things
>shes still at uni
>does drugs sleeps in sucks off other betas
>shes still a qt and i want to help her
>see her a few times and we have a good time
>ask her out
>she says no
>turn into one of those guys that gets rejected so sends memes tat dont get replied to
>shes stopped replying to me totally
>ive said some mean things
>too autist to go meet other girls and wouldnt know where to start
GETTING YOUR LIFE SORTED DOESNT GET YOU THAT PUSSY ITS ALL LIES
Don't stress it, op. She's just a fucking lunatic and a hoe. You'll find someone for you.
>>proper thot lads
>>>proper that hoe over there lads
Anon, I think you have mental problems.
>>36055416
I am on this board
So here's the deal, some kids from my school started making these shitty normalfag "meme pages" I decided to make one, got a few hundred followers, and posted some shitty instagram memes.
I wanna start getting real edgy, I'm talking as edgy as it gets, not just "hitler did nothing wrong" hehehe look how edgy I am sorta edgy, Nah, I want to offend the shit out of everyone.
School demographic is VERY liberal. Send me your best shit, r9k.
>>36055078
>asking r9k and not pol
>starting a meme page
>extra edgy
No hope in the youth
If you're not already edgy, you shouldn't pretend to be lolol
>>36055173
Nah it's not like that. I just want to scare the shit outta them.
Edgy is a normie tier word
>He sits in his room alone at night listening to midwest Emo
>my vagina when
You mean like vagina those that you get via sex surgery?
>>36055061
What the fuck is that eve, just kill yourself
>>36055077
>>36055377
>77
Interesting digits, let's keep it going.
Is it possible to find fulfilment in life without relying on other people? I've been thinking that everything I've been doing has been in the goal of "acceptance" - of being accepted by other people, of being valued by other people, because I thought that if I was socially accepted, and felt like I wasn't apart from the group, I would stop feeling empty. Recent experiences have made me question this, and question my own resolve to try and become a normie. Is it possible to pursue my goals if I don't believe I'm ever going to feel accepted among other people? In other words, is it possible to be an involuntary outcast and still be happy and committed?
I'm trying to do the same thing. Hopefully other anons will give out advice on how to do this successfully
humans are social creatures by nature. of course you won't be able to find fulfillment unless you're a sociopath.
>>36055105
That's what r9k and the Internet in general are for
You guys are so detached from reality, it's not funny anymore. All of you really, really need to get out into the world and see what it's really like, instead of getting your opinions from people that have zero experience.
>>36054960
Reality is how you perceive it faggot
>>36055293
not really, reality is a mix of all of our perceptions
>>36055396
read hume