Black robots, how are you a virgin?
Black women are the most horny, degenerate women out there. They literally fuck all the time and are always looking for dicks.
They are sluts 90% of the time. All you have to do is be low inhibition. They will not judge you for it as they have no shame themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzyOHYQqaPo
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I'm black btw. nm,km,
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>>36056127
i'm black, but like, i'm not into most black girls so that wouldn't really work out :(
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>>36056127
implying white guys can't fuck black girls
this thread is simply retarded. if getting black pussy is so easy then there is no reason for white robots to get some sex with a black girl.
fuck off you stupid racist
also damn i'll dig that ass until i get shit coming out there like fuel
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Are all of us Hitler?
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I am Hitler
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I am Hitler
original
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>>36056051
I don't know about the rest of you, but I know I am.
https://youtu.be/MCNHaLziBQw
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How can I respect women when they don't even respect themselves?
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>>36056029
A better question would be why should men respect women when they have no respect toward men who feed, cloth and have built the world around them, in which they enjoy the conveniences everyday.
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>le not an argument man XDDDDD
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>>36056029
You're on /r9k/, you have no respect for yourself!
>>36056073
WAAAH! Why won't girls like such a classy gentlesir as myself.
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My gf hasn't attempted to contact me today
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>>36056023
she cheatin
better find a new squeeze
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It's over
Obdsjjsasjmbv
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false alarm friends she just texted me
thanks for your concern :)
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Why don't we create a robot society on some unclaimed land in the jungles of south America or plains of Africa or Siberia or something?
There's a bunch of empty space in the world that is ripe for exploration and we should be the people to do it
I wanna be an explorer instead of a boring ass normal citizen
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Because we'd all die in a couple weeks. Would be fun though. I still want to die at sea with a ship full of robots.
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>>36056168
>Because we'd all die in a couple weeks. Would be fun though. I still want to die at sea with a ship full of robots.
Staying alive is not nearly that hard
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>>36056017
We'd need a robot with a ton of money, but Id be down.
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"I'm not saying you're a c.uck, but if you were a zelda character you'd be a cucco"
Is this line funny ? I was replaying OoT and this seemed so funny. Am I so unfunny that this line seems funny to me ?
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>>36056001
It's too much of a stretch
just call them a cuckoo bird
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>>36056033
But I like cuccos
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>>36056033
stfu cucc
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how many times have you tought about it today
be honest
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>>36055942
I don't really notice when I do anymore, it's as much a normal part of the day as brushing my teeth.
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>>36055942
holy shit i haven't Though of it today until now, thanks for reminding me
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All day. I'm such a ridiculous failure, I picture the rest of my life with my awkward embarrasing self and I just want to end it.
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any white bros or asians care to explain this phenomena?
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>>36055918
Asian woman go with white man because they're gold digger and fucking retarded. "White people are richer than us" mindset. They love your wallet not you.
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>>36055970
This is only true for FOB asians.
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>>36055970
no woman loves a man for who he is faggot, they only love what you can provide them
>always thought im 6 ft
>just measured myself and I'm actually 5'9"
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>went to get blood tested
>asked doctor to check my height as its been awhile
>tells me to my face im 6'1"
>measure myself a month later with boots on
>5'10"
What the FUCK
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>>36055897
That's my biggest fear
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>>36055897
>>36055967
The fact that you wouldn't know otherwise unless you measured it means you shouldn't give a shit
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What would it take for you to abandon porn?
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probably a normal sex life.
Mine is pretty much non existant at this point.
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>>36055925
Have you tried abandoning porn to pursue a normal sex life?
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>>36055925
this.
I wouldn't need porn if I had fappable life experiences
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What is the last thing youblaughed at?
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My dad called our dog a fucking eejit.
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>>36055835
Myself, probably
originally
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>>36055866
Red post
>my dog called our dad
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I think I'm a nudist. I walked around my house for the first time and it felt so freeing. Seriously, if it weren't for the amount of people who live in the same house as me, I would be naked 100% of the time at my house (maybe excluding cooking)
Does anyone share this feeling?
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>>36055797
Being naked feels pretty good. That said, I would walk around naked very often. Wearing clothes is a must to avoid cuts, infections and harsh weather
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>>36055797
If you were a nudist, the other people in your house wouldn't hinder your practice
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>>36055832
I wish it was that way, but they have weird issues with nudity
>>36055827
well, I'm not planning on going anywhere naked, and i'm pretty sure my house is safe enough for it
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>"hey buddie! I seem to have gotten a flattie in the back, could you give me a quick pump perchance?"
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>look away
>y-you too
>speedwalk the fuck out of there
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>>36055791
heh.... you're making this too easy. *unzips cock*
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Why the fuck would I carry a pump around,also you would need something to fill up the hole
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Who am I?
Who am I really?
I'm buried under so many layers of costumes and volatile traps designed to deter anyone trying to get to know me (me included) I've forgotten who I really was
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I want the edgy kids to leave :^(
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I'm exactly the same only my mind is so fucked I couldn't put it into words. Oh we'll, I guess maybe our personalities are more liquid than others. Maybe even gaseous
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>>36055778
What do you mean when you say "edgy"
I'm not going out of my way to piss people off for the sake of it, that's basically what that insult means.
What do you mean, you're saying I'm not as profound as I think I am? I'm not going out of my way to look smart but I'm also not going out of my way to sound stupid lest I be on the receiving end of le hat meme.
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>ywn be a Hobbit
:(
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>>36055641
Who doesn't wanna be a hobbit? such comfy smoll home, in such a bright happy place.
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>tfw you have hairy hobbit feet but are 6 foot tall
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>>36055641
>tfw women don't bother me since I'm not tall an attractive
>tfw stopped caring about women all together
>tfw I'm free from the shackles
Feels good man