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>>36056679
Go get em' you beautiful bastard. GF stopped putting out except on special occasions so I'm no better of than the standard tfw no gf poster now

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Not even getting laid into an unmarked grave.

>>36056679
Where is her missing nipple?

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>thought i would have a wife and kids

I wanted to marry my teacher when I was 8.

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>>36056640
>thought I'd have lightning powers

>>36056630
You do realize IQ was designed for 100 to be average, right? 125 is above average, online tests just overstate your results.

>>36056868
His IQ is below 100, ignore him.

>>36056868
Isn't it a worldwide average though? So all those 3rd world countries with people so malnourished that they don't develop enough cognitive ability are included in the average.

>>36056629
Yes. Some porn stars bleach their assholes.

>>36056629
no, girl buttholes should be pale.
that's shit.

>>36056830
this.
sometimes also it is pink.

I think it's related to nipple color

>>36056587
Blackmail you with what?

Quit being a faggot and be nice to your sister

Underage b7

orig

>>36056467
So you will just throw money in her face in hopes she fucks you? Is that the master plan?

>>36056510
I'm asking a board full of frogposters on what the best idea and approach is since i would think maybe some rich robot has done something similar. Or i could just try being my self

>>36056524
Are you a rich robot, it could work.

>>36056419
is that supposed to be what she is saying?

Indeed. I don't understand how you can get lonely when cute 2D lolis exist.

some retards get lonely

some retards store child porn in jap cartoon form on their hard drive

there are a lot of retards in the world

but it's important we don't judge each other too harshly, no?

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>>36056413
>dont smoke, drink, or do druggs

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>>36056456

>Not only is alcohol ineffective at killing cold and flu viruses, it can actually have detrimental effects that may worsen the symptoms of the common cold or flu. Alcohol dehydrates the body, slowing down other bodily reactions and weakening the immune system. Additionally, alcohol may conflict with other medications, giving rise to serious complications. The bottom line is that any alcoholic beverage should be avoided when you're sick.

>>36056456
Can I get an image that shows the entire face that Wojak's making in this pls

It's much better than the other crying Wojak that you see everywhere

this stream made me 6'5", attractive, and able to talk to women fluently. It changed my life.

>>36056288
Nice dubs my pal. Nice stream as well. Keep it up.

>>36056288
Fuckin Norman doesn't even watch anime. Waste of dubs tbqh.

>>36056259
Same here. Can't be bothered. I don't understand the subject and I've already done shit on the other tests. And that's when I tried my best. So fuck it. I'll try again next class with hopefully a better teacher.

>>36056259
Same, are we mischievous?

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I don't like this dumbass elephant meme

>>36056255
I fucking hate children getting the better of adults.

>>36056255
I hate the family cliche.

>>36056255
"It's been charming to being with you"

>>36056251
it's all in the face, body doesnt make a chad

luckily you seem like you have a good jawline

>>36056306
All in the face but you don't see many fat good looking guys. I've also seen some ugly dudes who have a great body so girls automatically can't help themselves but to look.

>>36056251
Do it for yourself dude, work out for your own confidence, you matter as much as stacy or any fembot.

>>36056233
lack of social skills and desperation on having friends

Why do you think they're acting? Was no one ever nice to you for real?


shame..

>>36056233
> dont they fucking get that the only reason guys are friends with her is to get into her pants?

Unfortunately no, they don't realize this because they are fucking retards. It's how infidelity happens because they will allow some thirsty to break them down over time under the guise of a "guy friend" until they cheat.

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>>36056187
I wouldn't call the self destructive circle jerk of feels known as /r9k/ as "coping", but I get bye.

Bummp for other anons that are miserable

I try and keep myself busy with hobbies.

Yeah, it's not the life I want. But it's something.

I also do a bunch of psychedelics.

Apathy. I want to care about life again.

Hope. I want to not give a shit about life again.

>>36056160
Anger, I hate people and myself so much