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Eat it faggot
Or fornicate with t cousin and post pics

>>39254451
Is this some of her art?

>>39254543
She does theather pieces, but that picture kinda sums up her average performance.

Persevere my brother. Be persistent

>>39254448
You were born to be great young man, anon. You just haven't found your spirit yet.

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>>39254448
The person you need is nanny McPhee

if you go to five guys for a bacon cheeseburger, ask for extra bacon.
they dont charge extra

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this is how you make "anon's spicy sauce" part 1 of 2

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>>39254647
it's a little complicated but it is great on bbq

I'm more curious why nobody but the Nips are producing any.

>>39254401
>>39254537
Femnist cows will ban them because it threatens their raunchy cunts.
Artificial wombs + Sexbots = Women becoming obsolete.

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>>39254567
>the only purpose of women is to please men and to give birth
Good ol' r9k

>>39254394
Also don't give the the "there is no normal" we all know that's complete bullshit

>>39254394
>Normal
Happy. You're expected to be happy, goy. If you're not happy for 2 weeks in a row, you're depressed and you need to buy medication.
>Depressed
Wow goy, unhappy for 2 weeks in a row? You're depressed! You're dissatisfied! You think you'd rather die then be here?!? Take some drugs.
>Bored
Everybody is bored, goy. That's what the modern world is like. If you're a good goy, you can be happy and comfy, otherwise the boredom will depress you.

Nanny fucking McPhee

I plan to actually

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>>39254399
Be at peace robot. May your future be painless and comfy.

that image you posted includes you too OP
remember that the next time you post it...

white males bald and experience erectile dysfunction starting from their 20s or earlier

lel so much for white supremacy

>>39254316
thats not balding thats just how hair looks

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>>39254316
Listen to me. Go to the fucking doctor, it's not too late but if you don't treat early it's not going to go well

>>39254237

solution: dont open ur mouth
ez

no srsly i was this guy all the way becos i never opened my mouth

I was quite attractive also so i became the 'really smart genius loner' but actually i was just a tistic fuck

so in conclusion KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT

>>39254237
I'm curious; what exactly did you say and how did the people react?

>>39254263
>was quite attractive also so i became the 'really smart genius loner' but actually i was just a tistic fuck
how would you know what they thought about you?

But i'm not around anon. I'm 24/7 in my room.

>>39254332
>be in your room
>window shut close
>qt3.14 walks in the street just outside your house
>senses there's something weird nearby
>makes that face without really understanding why
>feels the urge for kissing her boyfriend and telling him she's so grateful he's not a loser

There is only one solution to people like her: hatefuck and choking.

Once a girl's leg and shoulder touched me on the train when she sat next to me.
It felt very nice and comforting, I imagine cuddling feels like that but much more powerful.

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>>39254122
>roll up blanket into body pillow
>pretend I'm holding a real girl
>cuddle it until I fall asleep
this is all I have ever known

Don't cuddle fat girls, it isn't comforting at all

> when im having sex
> need to take a break from having sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK 9UY MMU BOARD NORMALFAGGOTREEEEEEEEE

You can't intellectualize your way out of an ancient animal need. Of course it sucks, that's why evolution had to make it feel so good. Think about how many hours you've spent try to achieve the feeling you're talking about just by looking at a facsimile of it in pornography. It's strong shit, and the world would be better if it would just go away. Buy natural selection doesn't care about whether the world is a nice place or not. It just cares about FUCKING and GETTING FUCKED.

>>39254099
>when im fucking im becoming exhausted in 5 minutes tops, il than need a break
That's when she gets on top and rides you.

>>39254054
Fuck off. Fucking stormfags go back to /pol/

Not interested, officer.

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>>39254054
Im so fucking sick of all this polfags

>>39254002
don't worry pal, when you start balding you'll know what its like being ugly enough to be disgusting

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>>39254002
i know bro im like 8/10 but i have a micro dick so im basically a trap

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>>39254149
kek I was looking for that pic long ago to make a coalburner collage
thanks mate

Raising a family

>>39253930
ugly people should be shot if they breed

>>39253930
Try new things, branch out, expand your horizons. Take opportunities that come your way. It may be that what you need is not a new hobby so much as a new attitude.

Hole yourself up inside for an entire week and consume vast amounts of media and junk food while occasionally crying

>>39253908
start drinking and buy drugs.

Masturbate until your fingers/junk bleed.