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Second for the good doctor

>>36065836
You mean the song by the protomen?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2NePWJ2pQ

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>have two cats under 1 year old
>brother and sister
>brother sometimes gets a bit too aggressive and bites sister
>have to take her to the vet because she has scratched all around her neck and it's all wet and gross
>steroids and antibiotics + some cleaning stuff for 60 quid

She seemed fine and today she just threw up what I presume are the entire contents of her stomach probably because of the steroids. Phoned mummy because cat was making odd noises whilst throwing up, I tried to mimic the sound she made over the phone a few times. Hear laughing in the background.

Fucking hell she probably had it on loud speaker for all her friends at work to hear her autist son making violent vomiting noises over the phone.

>>36065742
Chad is a nice guy

They say it to make themselves look good

you're not cute nor nice anon

>>36065697
No OP is truly just a fag now.

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not anal virgin for sure

>>36065697
Sex toys don't take virginity.

>haha you assholes, i order pizza and deliberately discard something i paid money for instead of just ordering a pizza without cheese
Wow you sured played me!

so why not just order a pizza bread?

>pizza without cheese
do you buy a ham sandwich and take the ham out too you fucking reprobate

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Thread is shit. Post tinglefus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM84NLWukyg

>tfw never took ASMR seriously before
>found the one on that link
>became comfy as fuck

The only good ASMR is unintentional ASMR

>>36065617
Get drunk on liquor before hand. I know you're 16 so you're not going to do it

>>36065617
Which Comic con?

Get slightly drunk

Said it before and I'll say it again: if I was disfigured I would just wear a sweet mask all the time.

>>36065565
Nigga I'm afraid acid attacks, one splash and all hopes of living the traditional wagecuck dream are over.

>>36065565
looks matter wuite a bit you sad person. it is the first thing people see and will influence their image of you forever. Unless you take psychedelics with them, you can see past their looks then but hell i am so beautiful that people get stunned by it when i trip with them.

too bad im a psychopath. it really sucks you guys, i laugh when people talk about their problems and tell them to "git gud u weak bitch people have it harder than you and dont whine" but at least i never try to manipulate anybody except my boss.

How would we be able to get internet

This will never happen. People make these threads and people show interest but they're NEETS. Lazy. The proofs right there in the the thread
>Recruit more skilled robots to move to the island and begin construction of houses, stores, etc.
>Let the rest of us buy/rent property and move in.
You want someone else to do the hard work.

>>36065576
steal it from our islands neighbor

I can cook, I especially love baking.

I can cook better than anyone I know.
I guess it helps that my dad was a chef.

>>36065500
I can cook, but I don't enjoy cooking. For some reason I can't bake. It doesn't really matter though because I'm trying to lose weight and it would be harder if I could make cakes and cookies whenever I wanted.

stupid catchphrases and nihilism aren't funny

>>36065480
it is funny though.

>absurdity is funny

youre not supposed to use inb4 like that

>go to flat party late when everyone is wasted
>drug and rape chad's stacy while everyone is too drunk to notice
>send pics to chad of my little children on her cummy tummy

>>36065418
>Go to normalslime "party" when everyone is wasted
>hide in bedroom closet
>Shit myself
>draw dicks on my face
>dump beer on clothes
>Sleep in closet til morning
>let normies "find me"
>Pretend to wake up and not know what happened
>Become the biggest legend they know

As if I would party with a gaggle of normalcucks

>>36065418
>>36065533
>Being able to get into parties
Please get the fuck off this board and never return

It feels like a warm custom fleshlight, only it ends.

>>36065461
Does a fleshlight feel like wrapping banana skin around your penis?

Anyone? Need this information pronto.

>>36065398
You could just kill yourself and spare leaving behind only a legacy of being a butthurt loser.

>>36065398
Enjoy the craziness and chaos

>>36065412
Butthurt loser detected

Can you hear it? It's the sound of imminent death incoming

>>36065386
you fat fuck.

unless you're one of those people that just doesn't get fat. in which case fuck off.

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Am I the only one that enjoys looking at pictures of food like this when I'm trying to lose weight ?

>>36065355
The oldest one I've played is crystal. I mostly stick with newer games as they are released, or nuzlocke y.

Haven't played much of Gen4 onwards.

It was fun trying to figure out what other pokemon would appear using the Mew glitch on other trainers.

Emerald was and still is my favorite. That gen had the best Pokemons too.