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>>36066360
Because the older one was fucked up enough to get into porn in the first place.

>>36066360
we've aIl been there

>>36066360

I dont think they were sisters, No common traits.

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only normies like elliot rodger

>>36066327
He's only popular among a minority, most of which already said it was largely a homosexual attraction.

But the ones who are only bi tend to like his neurotic diatribe against women that he left in his manifesto. It basically said that all women are animals who aren't intelligent enough to fuck nice guys and leave the "brutes" (his words) by the wayside.

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>>36066327
because, ironically, he encapsulates everything the people here are
>not bad looking
>refuses to approach women
>wants to perfect blond models and is angry they won't come up to him and suck his dick
>stopped by a door(AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH)
>KILLED MORE MEN THAN WOMEN

damn what a pathetic piece of shit, looking at his face makes me wish he was still alive so he could be stabbed in the ass in prison

Yup. I'm even more conscious of it because multiple people have told me that I make funny or strange expressions. I never smile with teeth and try not to be too animated but when I'm alone or in the car I make know I make weird faces

>>36066286
yep, shitty skin and a weird facial structure makes me try makeup like a faggot when I go out in public like to the store or some shit, it makes my skin look more even and my face in general look nice and symetrical, but beyond that it just gives me good confidence when I put on some nice pants and apply my foundation like im a stacey

>>36066286
you can solve this by getting really reflective glasses.

you're mostly concerned about your eyes, the rest is easy.

>Unemployed
>"Why aren't you job?"

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Interesting thought, anon. Girls have all the crazy technicalities where they can fuck millions of dudes, take it in the ass, and guzzle gallons of guy goo but still be technical virgins. They even say virginity is a social construct and deny the existence of hymens.

There has to be a technical nonvirgin too.

>>36066243
But that's literally what it means, anon.

>>36066231
I have a job too. You'll come back... you'll come back.

>>36066231
i got fired, thats why im here now.

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>living from wage to wage while putting more money in Shekelstein's pocket while barely being able to afford a loaf of bread
>"Haha bye guys i dont need u anymore, i wont ever return, h-haha, r-r-right???"

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Did someone say "Barack Obama eating" thread??

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>>36066237
Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as DA GIGA NIG GIGGER NIGGER!!!

Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if

Okie doke!

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>>36066325
It sounds to me like Obama's tummy is rumbling!

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Waaah muh futew waaah
Grow some balls you fucking cuck and go be a teacher. What kinda retard goes through four years of scholing then goes "nah fucc dis XD" ?
Get that certificate and start teaching, THEN look for other things. Dumbass

>>36066261
Go drown in a fucking lake home boiiii!!

>>36066321
Kill yourself you ungrateful waste of space.

>>36066154
You are scum. I'm not even trying to troll, meme or be ironic. You are literaly a scumbag.

>>36066154
I hope you die in a pit of vipers you scum

>>36066258
It's an obvious and poorly made bait thread faggot, and you took it

>>36066144
Well so far its 11am, not today but few hours before day started a girl ive been talking to for 7 months finally gave up on me picking up the subtle clues that she wants to go on a date and just asked me,so thats already made the week a good one with that alone. Cleaned the left half of my room going to do the other in a bit when I can be fucked to turn off my pc since its on that side. Been making wine the past 3 weeks so Im getting ready to rack off a gallon of raspberry-cherry wine at 14% into liter bottles. Maybe not the most I could have done but I feel pretty satisfied with today

I added 22 new kanji to reviewing the kanji

t-third time's the charm..

>>36066144
i bought groceries today and i used a trainer to cheat past survival mode extreme in sfv

also holy shit a talking plant can i fuck you

suck my cock and we can see once and for all anon

>>36066027
>over 30
>unmarried
>anime pic of young girl

I believe you

>>36066027
Why don't you tell her to stop spreading rumors and have her help you find a wife instead

Tell her to stop being an unproductive slag that's what I told my mom

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another one.

originalo commentaro

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>>36065948
How are you into chastity anon?

I tried it once and the fear of reduced constriction to my jewels was too much.

Don't you value your nuts?

>>36066442
You just have to find the right size.

>>36065938
>>almost pat her head to comfort her, but I pussy out at the last moment
good thing you didnt

>>36065938
You don't have a little sister to give headpats to? You poor bastard.

What is this autism? Did anime cause this too?

>>36065927
This used to happen to me all the time. I would just stand there and wait for them to notice they were blocking my way. If they never moved, I would eventually just try and walk up to my locker. But I would look straight down at the ground, as I tried to squeeze by them.

>>36065927
speedwalk through them like an autistic football player

>excuse me you're standing in front of my locker

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>>36065855
At least one anon must go through this come on

>>36065900
I haven't had a dream since high school

And I don't do any drugs

>>36065964
Do you have a sleep disorder? You're supposed to dream in the deepest stage of cycles.

>>36065809
idk anon but I'm in the same boat and I know a ton of 18 years old full blown normalfags who never had gfs or sex lol

>>36065809
>19
>Sperg
>Manlet
>Skinny with high metabolism so no matter how hard I try and work out I make literally 0 gains
>Only child
>Dad was only child too
>Literally no friends my entire childhood
>Bullied throughout all of middleschool and highschool
>I have never had a single interaction with a female who wasn't in my family
>Currently continuing to waste my life in college
>I am the only person in my entire university who isn't a 10/10 turbochad
>No work experience, nothing to put on transcript
>No hobbies, talents or passions
>No license
>Already starting to bald
I hate my life so fucking much but I'm also too scared to try and commit suicide

>>36065809
it's uncommon but not really rare, especially among wealthier/more educated white males it seems

I had a gf at 17 but im still a virgin