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I fapped to Gerudo Link...Am I a degenerate now?

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Why don't you run, robots?

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Chad is finished.

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>Hey, why do you always take your food into your room and eat it alone? Come here and eat with us for once!

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Who /dead/ here?

I killed myself about a year ago and my soul, as a punishment I think, is now forced to listen to all you losers whine 24/7 for all eternity.

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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>only friend ever is a girl
>huge crush on her of course
>lately she has been distant, almost cold even
>she is seeing a new guy
>we used to go for drinks about twice a week
>now when I ask her if she wants to get out she tells me she is """tired""" or """have things to do""" when she really is just going out with other people and most of the time, that new guy. I have proof of that.
>she talks to me less and less.
>she doesn't want to hang out anymore
>when I confronted her with this shit she just said that I'm paranoid, that she "will always be here for me", that I'm "important" for her.
>meanwhile she is still lying to my face as if I was some kind of mongoloid fuck and avoid my company like the black plague.

Should I just give up ? Eventho I told her I felt rejected she STILL pretends that everything is fine and STILL lies to me about that other dude in her life.

I don't care about him, I'm not hoping to ever be with her, I know she wouldn't want me as a bf, but the fact that she is so blatantly lying to my face about everything about that new guy just disgusts me. Also, I thought we were close but the way she is so casually lying to me makes me think otherwise. I feel sick, I feel rejected, I feel lonely.

Should I just quit ? She's the only thing I've got but frankly, is it worth to suffer that much ? I'm tired of all of this, it's ambarassing. I feel like some kind of cuck while I'm not even with her to begin with. I just want it to end honestly, but will I survive living without her ?

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aya please i need you
youre all i think about

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>Be me, very beta growing up but have gotten /fit/ and mildly less autistic over the years
>get normie job, pay off loans, not on NEETbux anymore
>lifeisgood.jpg
>Meet 8/10 qt and start dating, she pays for her own shit, plays vidya with me, similar political beliefs, chill af.
>Tells me she has only been with 1 other guy before so shes not a slut
>Feel like I won the lottery
>Go get annual STD screening last week
>Get call yesterday - I'm positive for fucking syphilis
>Call her immediately
>"Soooo uhh I actually had sex with a lot of guys in college...but it was a phase so I don't count it"
>Insta break up, ragequit relationship
>Block her on all social media
>Contemplating going back to full robot mode and never interacting with women again.

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>Suicide rate for males in my country is 13/100,000
>that's a .013% chance of having a life so shitty that you have to manually eject
>that's a 99.987% chance of being born into a life worth living
>still wind up being that freak fraction of a single percent
>mfw misfortune of this caliber permeates every thread on the tapestry of my existence
>it almost seems like its all being done on purpose
>and the odds of it happening at all was nearly negligible

can't wake up

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>tfw had severe anger issues as a kid
>parent sent me to psychologist
>I've learnt to newer show any emotions
>still have anger issues but now I don't show it
How do fellow anons deal with anger? I get infuriated by the most insignificant shit but I'm unable to express it. It has come to the point that I'm either mad or feel nothing at all. I've heard that bottling up emotions is bad for your health.

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Please visit my messageboard r9k

http://www.deltachan.tk

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So what's the deal with school shootings?
I love that a lot of people get killed and lets faced it they most likely deserved it.
My problem is why not use a more efficient way of killing people with the hope of actually surviving to live another day?

Like for example why not mix some bleach with ammonia and leave it in the bathroom or some place it wouldn't get discovered right away.
I saw a story about a guy getting advice to clean his furry suit with ammonia and bleach and he got some people from a furry convention hospitalized so I guess it works in large spaces.
In the furry convention the guy probably used only a small amount of the stuff what if you mixed a full bucket of it wouldn't it kill at least some people in the school?

Any ideas about how effective that would be?

Or any other ways to replace school shootings?

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would u pay a female online to send pics, videos, fetish things spec for yourself? i used to be a camgirl on mfc but that got boring
>i am also going to be posting on soc but i heard r9k is full of ppl who might be interested to
>20f UK slim

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What the fuck is your guys's problem?
I mean what the fuck would your girlfriend think of you talking this shit here?