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>>36071763
I live in Maricopa County. Thanks for the image

>>36071763
>those cuts on her left arm. Yes, HER left arm

would be hotter if she was peeing desu

>>36071623
hmm just try to be yourself even more. maybe that'll ruin it

>>36071623
most women aren't feminists, they just say it to fit in

That's not important. How did you get a date?

>>36071561
This is pretty true. Smart people find other smart people easily thanks to their education. Stupid people end up with stupid people. Only some extreme outliers contradict this.

>Women who think success in formal education is a measure of intelligence
>Women who get a college degree and think they're more intelligent than anyone who doesn't

It's almost always women who think this, the irony they're so fucking stupid that they don't understand intelligence has nothing to do with educational/financial success.

>>36071926
>they're so fucking stupid that they don't understand intelligence has nothing to do with educational/financial success
It has everything to Do with it. Stupid people do not handle money well and can't get an education. There's a reason niggers live with their moms well into their 40s and can't read

>>36071502
Nothing. It went perfectly.

why do girls stuff eggs in their panties lmao

>>36071502
I wish I looked as good as that persons son.

>>>/leftypol/

Fox News is literally the only unbiased source in the US, since all the other corporate media outlets except for Breitbart are owned by Democrats which is why they supported Clinton.

>>36071530
You're hilarious. You think the people who run Comcast/NBC are Liberals? HAHAHAAHAHA

They run MSNBC for the same reason Fox runs a Liberal show like Family Guy. It's called money. Maddow has been catching up in the ratings lately. Colbert has been spanking Jimmy Fallon. Where's demand there's a bunch of tax evading closeted gay Republicans trying to serve it.

>>36071530
Or do you just think that because it coincides with your conservative beliefs?

>>36071493
Considering you're just an obese basement dweller with absolutely no life, workplace, or functional skills you will have to watch others colonize* Mars from the view of your computer monitor.

>>36071607
>tfw you actually have planned you future career precisely to make yourself invaluable to the eventual colonization plans

Have fun, earthcuck.

>>36071658
Your game development certificate won't get you a job on a spaceship, buddy.

>>36071472
I know your struggle man. Here's a quick fix to get things turning the right direction. It will take effort from you, nothing is going to solve your problems for you.

>Get a haircut
Go out to a real barbershop and get a real haircut. Pick one out that's a little daring but looks good. That one that you see and think "Man, if only I looked good enough to get that." If you're balding then get it buzzed down and start wearing hats. When you start actually balding you need to take action to pretend it doesn't exist. When you reach your full potential girls won't care about you being bald if you don't.

>Fix your sleep schedule
Stay up until 12:00am at the latest. Start making yourself wake up at around 7:00-9:00am. Waking up at the same time as everyone else makes you feel much healthier and more normal.

>Exercise in the morning
It doesn't have to be much. Do as many real jumping jacks, push-ups, sit-ups, and lunges as you can. I don't mean until you get bored, I mean until you're actually hurting and you're done. Then try to beat those numbers by at least one every day. Feel that achievement of getting better and growing. Once you feel comfortable with your ability to exercise start going to a gym and use legitimate regimes for a goal that you set.

>Shower, brush your teeth, and groom every day
Make yourself look as good as you can and feel good because of it. When you think you look good then other people think you look good.

Do these things and build upon them. The secret to improving your life is small steps and experiencing success.

Probably wont listen or want to hear this but.... "beauty through bleeding" is the best way to improve youself.

You want to be stronger? Work the fuck out you lazy son of a bitch.

90% of this board is relatively (and i use that word sparingly) intelligent.

You know what you have to do to get strong or smart or even charismatic. Its going to be PAINFUL AND UNCOMFORTABLE.

Basically, if youre not willing to "suffer" through 1 hour of working out a day (i lift for 2 hours and run 4 miles everyday) you deserve to be weak.

If youre not willing to put yourself into ungodly awkward situation to give yourself funny self-depricating stories to tell, then you deserve to be awkward.

You think Arnold Swartz was born strong? You think Louis CK was always funny?

You are afraid to fail, and living your life not even trying to improve because youre scared of the pain or discomforts associated with progress. You will never ever ever ever ever make real progress in anything until you: ENTIRELY CHANGE your aversion to discomfort and conflict

>>36071881
Eh, my problems are social ones first and foremost. And even when I was in shape and not as socially autistic things werent great, not even good. But I guess things were decent then compared to the awfulness of the present.
The only one of your "fixes" that I think I could do is exercise, I used to be in pretty good shape and falling "below avarage" is just a little insult to injury, the injury being my lack of social prowess and everything that comes with it.
>haircut
>shower and brush your teeth
Fucking hell man, there are no pissbottles or anything of that sort in my life.
Anyhow this thread seems to have failed miserably. My point was to see if any other anons have noticed how they have deteriorated both physically and mentally over the years.

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can I join your discord OP

>discord
why do you use proprietary software?

>>36071430
>dump weeb gf
>turns into a camouflaged cotton candy deep fried

It's cool, bro. She would have acted totally differently if she had seen it and it sounds like you reacted very quickly. Is the professor hot?

>>36071803

Nah the prof. was a middle aged dude

>>36071817
Didnt answer the question faggot

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>Tfw no gf
>Tfw not even weeb so no waifu
>Tfw empty husk of a man
>Tfw illiterate and can't even express my feels through poetry

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There's only one way to make this thread comfy.

Are you here bobby anon?

gonna go for a dump lads, wish me luck and let me now if you would like a update

>>36071324
I got to bars to get laid, not some fuckapp that exists solely to inflate the already massive ego of 4/10 sluts.

I'm too depressed to pretend to be confident.

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>>36071324
Rate my tinder skills

>becoming
the transformation is already complete

If you even have a kikeberg account in the first place you're a fucking turbonormie

>>36071289
No. Back in 2011 4chan was the place for memes and you never spoke about them to anyone irl. Now Facebook really stepped it's meme game up and I actually only use it for memes and not to talk to people I know. My fucking mom even started using memes and she's 64.

>>36071071
Only YOU can prevent your sister from becoming a roastie

>>36071150

What am I supposed to do about it? It's probably too late.

Do it like Muhammad Abdul Al'Bakr and 'circumsize' her pussy, meaning you cripple her so she can't fuck
>all COOL arabs are doing it

>>36071043
>Talks about nothing except the evils of Zionism and Western Imperialism
>Hates Capitalism
>Supports hezbollah

When the time comes to turn her section of the world into a parking lot, I may consider letting her live her final days as my sex slave.

Hezbollah and Israel are both cancer, she can follow them into the ovens

>>36071043
ahahahahaha
Lebanese girls are shit white girls are better
t. Israeli

>>36070978
no, first econ result is on 2nd page also not under related searches, what happens with a fresh browser?

>tfw studying business
>have to deal with that shit every week
But yeah it just shows underaged qts like you expected.

lmao

You sneaky fuck, I got the teen model of course.