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Where do I go to meet girls?
...i just don't want to be alone anymore

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I can understand being attracted to traps (if they pass) but I can't understand why a male would want to BE a trap.

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Anyone else have /chad brother/ or /Stacy sister/?
>be me
>round face, skinny fat, autistic as fuck
>have older brother
>super nice,always friendly and even gets me out of the house to hang with him
>girls swoon over him
>even currently dating a gorgeous girl taller than him
>I failed out of college and lived with him for a while
>moved back in with my parents because I couldn't take him fucking girls & having fun

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How are you going to commit suicide?

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>autistic retard joins my server
>doesnt answer me when I ask who he is
>press on one more time
>banned him
who here hates dealing with autists on discord?

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Daily reminder, robots that when she says she loves "nerdy guys" this is what she really means

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>*takes your phone*
>Oh my god anon, what is this website you're on?

What do?

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full oweership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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What's for dinner robots 04/06

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ITT: Pepes that tell a story and/or are open to interpretation

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How do I become more violent?

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I'm going to the movies by myself tomorrow any tips as to not look like an autist? I'm thinking of going right as the movie starts so nobody notices me or would that be the obvious thing an autist would do?

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>you need to be 6ft chad with good looks to get a 10/10 girlfriend

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I've lost purpose once i embraced nihilism, but now i realized nihilism in itself cannot keep me alive (or call it absurdism if you can't contain your autism)

My guts tell me it combines well with fanaticism, doing something no matter what without purpose

I think this is the right path for me

But besides this, how do you robots feel right now? What are you really concerned about and what keeps you distracted, entertained? Just out of curiosity, i really lost connection with people in real life, i want to see what's going on in your head, your general fears and desires that i would never guess if i looked at you on the street. Could you do this for me? Take it as blowing off some steam

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what's the connection between normies and junkfood?