Who else can't wait to beat their future wife because she found you so late? ^.^
She'd probably you leave and report you, that's messed up, man..
Or she could the one to end up beating you up to. Never under estimate your partner/gf/bf
>KHHV for 30 years
>Meet qt.3.14 7/10 grill at social event
>Asked her out for a date because I deserve the normie life
>She said yes, robot no more
>Fast forward two years, everything going well, relationship better than ever
>Popped the question, she said yes
>Spent a fortune on our dream wedding
>Agent r0b_9001 activated
>Overcame by senseless rage for whores and beat wife senseless
>Wife filed for divorce and took everything I have
>tfw women are vampiric succubuses which suck life out of men and thieving whores who rob you of everything you have with no repercussions
/r9k/ was right!
>>36076381
Who said I live in the U.s.? XD
>>36076071
*SMACK*
I'm 5'8; what's the best way to feel small? I know I'm already short for a guy, but how can I really feel smaller?
Walk around on your knees
>>36075998
Google Carl Sagan's "pale blue dot" speech
>>36076070
Fuck man.
That really made me put shit in perspective. I feel strange, like I'm lost.
Apparently a lot of the BLACKED girls escort.
You don't have to be a wizard if you spend money.
>the meme porn girls are literally whores
Hmmm, really gets the noggin's gears turning
>>36075993
But they cost alot
like 3000 USD
you can get a good high qoulity stripper for like 300 bucks, much better deal
Wouldn't pay more than $30 usd
>maid outfit
>own collars, toys
>using plug rn
>passable
>tfw trap
feels good, man
>passable
we'll be the judge of that
post pics fuckboy
felix is kind of weird though
despite the way he dresses and acts he still identifies as a boy.
>>36075949
So how long you planning to go on for? 5 years? 2? A couple months?
>dragged to house party by my party loving cousin
>nervous so start drinking heavily
>getting a little tipsy
>talk to his friends and conversation turns to women
>say "haha yeah man those bitches only want to cuck us with chads"
>"what..." they ask
>me: "y-you know... chad thundercock..."
>"hahaha who the fuck is that, bro?" they tell me
>me: "you know... the guy who cucks all the betas out of their oneitises"
>they start laughing really hard
>I start getting red in the face and go to the bathroom
>when I come out, they all start chanting "THUNDER KEK THUNDER KEK THUNDER KEK"
I am now known as "thundercuck" in their circle. Just end me.
you should be able to turn a nickname like thundercock to your advantage
>>36075819
>using the terms cuck, beta, and oneitis in real life
It's your own fault.
>>36075819
>cucks
>betas
>oneitises
You dont exploit the body's ability to create tonally controlled vibrations to produce those words physically right?
What are the chances someone dies from 10mg of adderall? I read that it causes heart failure and now I don't want to take it. My doctor told me it'll change my autistic life a bit
>>36075709
Just stopping in to let you know this is a stupid question and you're stupid
sage
>>36075763
So I won't die ?
Pls help answer
How do we liberate the wage slaves or should we? It's a miserable existence.
>>36075707
They have the weekends and like14 vacation days.
>>36075778
Their weekends are spent catching up on errands and 14 days to be a freeman is like putting a crack of a window overlooking paradise in a prison cell that only opens 14 minutes during the day.
wageslaves are still required for this delightful cushy modern existence
maybe give 'em 'pro bono' access to a few prostitute visits per year (diverting tax money to the prostitutes lol)
>tfw my parents signed me up to the military and I just went along with
I start basic in less than a month and I honestly don't want to do this....
Should I just go with it and see if I like it?
I'm a 21 year old NEET
>>36075608
You're an adult. It's illegal what they did. You don't have to do it.
>>36075654
They'll kick me out if I don't though
I could maybe injure myself in training so they have to discharge me
it will be good for you, unfortunately you will always stay a loser
t. milrobo
Really wish I had a gf
>>36075578
These threads remind me if a Dark Knight movie, where Joker said that he is like a dog chasing cars, he wouldn't know what to do with one if he caught it.
If you just want some abstract girl, it's dumb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewKGE20Epa0
>tfw i had an ex so i know what its like
i really wish i had a gf as well.... i literally cannot wish for anything more. its the only thing i ever wanted in this fuciking life
the voices in my head were mocking me again
>>36075564
Care to share the transcript?
Have you been taking your crazy pills, anon?
>>36075564
"LOSER" "VIRGIN" "BETA"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your ironic memeing has irreversibly fucked with my head, to the point where I am completely miserable. I'm fucking ready to take the last step into the elephant graveyard.
>>36075541
I scored 18, that good I think
>>36075541
orniles bebis
>11
Pretty nice, that's one of my favorite numbers.
I'm only 25 at the moment, so its still 5 years till the full wizard status is achieved.
Isn't it amazing that you can experience one piece of music while another never does until their dies. That you can listen to sounds of different volumes and different frequencies in specific orders that provoke specific feelings. Isn't it sad that you will die never experiencing a drip compared to what's out there
music is just the same 7 basic notes and their slight variations over and over. thats all music is. the same shit made differently.
>Isn't it sad that you will die never experiencing a drip compared to what's out there
This is more terrifying than death to me. I've been on a mission to get my footing in this hobby for over a decade, and even still I feel like it's impossible to really have a good understanding. I feel like no matter how much music I listen to it's impossible to build some kind of foundation where I can feel comfortable. It always has me on my toes. That's what I love about it. I'd guesstimate my total number of albums listened to at around 30,000 so far but it's still the same as the first. My biggest fear after missing the treasure is going deaf. I think I could spend my entire life trying to get to first base and I'd get nowhere. Along the way I pick up sounds that are so important to me that it makes everything worth it. It always comes out of left field, right there where I wasn't looking. Just a face in the crowd passing by. Real treasure in every nook and cranny. I try not to stagnate and continue on leaving the treasure in the dust in search of more treasure so I can have enough to last me a lifetime, but sometimes it's nice to soak it in for awhile. I have the tendency to soak until it expires so I schedule myself out these days and set a goal of around 10 albums a day. All of that fear I feel that there is all this treasure to be found, the soulmate equivalent of SOUND, it gets canceled out by the underdog that was just passing by. I like to imagine the treasures that never get dug up before the board gets cleared and I disappear are playing in somebody else's ears.
Sorry if that was not very coherent.
>>36075572
>7 basic notes
triggered.
Anyone /ghosted/ here? I feel that people just ignore me, they just don't answer when I talk to them, don't sitting with me, even teachers are pretending that they don't know I exist so I have literally never been asked by them at lesson. I don't even get the (You)s at /r9k/ and I'm a threadkiller. Anyone can relate?
>>36075531
Yes, anon. I have felt your pain. I posted in my first thread that didn't die today
>>36075531
i'm also a threadkiller
i had three dates with women i met online in the last three days. all of them ghosted me.
it hurts so much.
>>36075771
That sounds very painful, anon. I'm sorry that happened to you. At least maybe you learned something about yourself in the process, but that doesn't make it feel any better right now. I'm sorry.
Yo dudes! Were a general discussion discord looking for some new friends to hang out with!
If you're looking for a place to come and chill with others then were the spot for you!
We're pretty active in the evening in both text and voice chat so come check us out and we look forward to seeing y'all there!
https://discord.gg/BVyVRBv
Not really robot friendly :///
main admin makes me wanna kill myself.......
>>36075497
>Posting the discord on fucking /r9k/
how fucking desperate is Joy for members?
>tfw 2 smart too become addicted to heroin
I just want to try it
LOOK AT ME BART, I FAILED THE 4TH GRADE TWICE
NOW I DRIVE THE SCHOOLBUS
>>36075400
That shit fucks your life, on the first try.
I know from experience.
Please don't try it. It's not like weed or a beer, where you can try it, get buzzed, and then put it down for weeks/months.
It's something entirely different. It latches itself right away. Once you feel it, if you're smart, you'll know right away, 'this was a mistake.'
Even knowing the feeling of it will taint you forever.
I'm not exaggerating. Please don't ever try it, robot.
Don't do opiates. Fucking ever. Even pills because you will get hooked easily. Once the money runs dry for pills, you'll start smoking H. Once your seratonin receptors start getting fucking destroyed you'll start slamming it.