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>>39256267
fuck off normalfag, the odds of winning are incredibly low

I'll probably buy a couple of tickets, but if I do win, I can totally see myself becoming a target for kidnappers and other shit like that.

There's fuck-you money, which is good to have, and fuck-me money, which ruins your life.

>>39256267
think you mean a millionaire. Prize tax is like 50%.

>>39256247
>tfw unironically look up to Jordan Peterson for motivation

>>39256247

who

/clean room/

here

>>39256247
You're not my da. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>39256178
don't worry i plan on killing myself soon

>>39256178
Bait thread. Don't reply.

You're right. These men are pathetic. Now go post your tits on /soc/ and if they're worthy I'll contact you.

>basic ass tats

have you tried looking in the trash?

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>>39256121
by being gay

you could try checking out the leather club down the street

Spread your legs
Oriorioriori

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That's what you deserve for trying to be a normie.

Msging women not a robot

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>messaging women in the first place

That's what you get

>>39255964
Do you consider the girl in the pic attractive?

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>>39256003
In the way that I consider her a 10/10... yes.

>>39255964
I don't understand this logic. Beggars are in no position to be choosers, ever. Sometimes I wonder how I was able to attract my one and only and what the hell I have continually done wrong to not find another. She was objectively 8/10

>>39255930

Christ anon. How does it really feel?

>>39255930
the only sex ive ever experienced was when i was younger when i didn't looks so ugly as i am now and wasn't as socially awkward i think i lost my dream virginity at age 13 im pretty ugly now and i cant get any dream pussy

t. 22 year old virgin robot

>>39255965

I think i also lost my "dream virginity" around 13. Not strange because i started to masturbate alot at that age.

But the feeling in the dream i can almost still remember it. The feeling of penetration and blurry visions of what seemed like a naked butt or pussy was wierd. I mean I cant possibly know what it really feels like so my mind must have made up something similar to what my hand feels like or when ive put my penis inside toys or wet blankets or something.

I dunno man


26 khv here

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>>39255915
Why is she wearing a Jewish star in that video?

I suspect A LOT of them are going to end up killing themeselves, or becoming addicted to heroin in a decade or so.
It's a real tragedy what has befallen so many young men in this generation.

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>>39255950
Source of this? :o More like this?

She's like in her 20s right?

>>39255895
Lol cause working out is fun. Keep letting Chad fuck your oneitis though, dude. I'll keep enjoying myself in the gym and my new confidence. Cuck.

>>39255895
P is for priceless, the look upon your faces.
E is for extinction, all your puny races.
R for revolution which will be televised.
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise.
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song.
C is for completion that I've waited for so long.
T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow.

That's some very homosexual Chad fanfic.

>>39255864
sorry no idea what that means

>>39255864
Do you like feminine penis? If yes, right.

>>39255875
fpbp tbhfamio

>>39255816
Kill yourself. That's literally your only option.

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>>39255850
Huehhuehhuehhuehhueh!!!! I'll give it a try !!!

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>>39255816
Keep trying.

I know that sounds like shit advice, but keep trying. Live your life, do your best, pursue your dreams as pragmatically as you can. Do not give up, and keep trying. One day you'll be a man, and you'll look back on the boy you were and chuckle to yourself.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vGGrOz0Hl5

help me

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>>39255740
Thanks for making me laugh kiddo.

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>>39255740
Sheer beauty. A true testament to the veneer being ripped off and the absurdity of life shining through. Breathtaking.

>>39255695
They see them but they have no interest in girls like that because they're really boring. And how is that even a problem? Would a girl like that even WANT some guy to just settle for them despite not really loving them or even liking them much? It would just make both of them miserably unhappy.

Try to become more like Stacey instead.

>>39255695
>Why don't men see that caring and loyal women have always been there for them? They would rather go after stacies.
Yes it is a mystery why men are attracted to sexually attractive ladies. This mystery needs sherlocke holmes to be resurrected in order to get to the bottom of it. The world will never know

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>>39255695
How many times has it been already?

>>39255681
That's pretty depressing famalam.

I hope you feel better.

Happy birthday, OP.
Wish you good health and a good life.

>>39255681
no one reaIIy cares about your shitty life, loser

>>39255569
I wish i was her tbqh

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>>39255569
Lets not forget that guys also suck dick better

>>39255885
what is the source of this clip famalam?