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> Be me, 22f KHV
> Meet cute looking robot arab guy on vidya
> We start dating, no longer KH
> yesssss.jpg
> Things get more serious, plan to loose v together
> He starts turning possesive
> "anon, you cant look or talk to other guys, I'll kms"
> wtf?
Help robots, what do I even do
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cuck him and let him kill himself desu
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>>36080643
Do what he says you stupid bitch.
You're his pet now.
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In the Middle East you're his property now.
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What's the consensus on Tyler the Creator? Is he /ourguy/?
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>>36080615
Tyler is a pretty cool guy,
pretty sure he was a robot before he blew up
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wOooWOOOoooow
HES SO EPIC AND RANDOM XDDDDddd
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>>36080615
What the fuck....? How did this webm come to be...?
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>worrying about everything
>feel bad about how I have made myself look like an idiot in the past
>it keeps me up at night
>now this trump attacking Syria shit
Man Jesus fucking Christ I just want some PEACE OF MIND
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>not feeling relief knowing you will die soon
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I know man I just want to be comfy all day and listen to music is that too much to ask for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhLzHuUYmo
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>>36080653
I feel really bad desu man
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>tfw white guy with no black friend
>will never talk about anime together
>will never learn about a different culture
>will never get beaten at basketball by him
>will never get to use him as an excuse to be as racist as fuck
why ?
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>>36080473
you forgot
>will never get to watch him fuck my wife
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>>36080492
>implying i would ever get a wife for him to fuck
lol no
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>>36080516
oh so you would if you got one?
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>Tfw I'm going to get drafted into a stupid war then die a virgin
WHY TRUMP
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>>36080446
>I can't because of medical reasons
Maybe what happened in high school was a blessing in disguise.
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>>36080446
This will literally blow over by tomorrow. What the fuck are you worrying about
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>>36080446
is autism an excuse not to be drafted?
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WHAT EVEN IS THIS WHAT AM I LEARNING AND FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE
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Just get a gf. It's makes uni a lot better
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enjoy it while you can
wageslaving is even worse
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>>36080496
Honestly what the fuck. There is absolutely nothing to look forward to in life anymore how can anyone be happy at all
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>he doesn't use reflective surfaces to assess the social climate without having to look at anyone
If you don't do this, you're a normie. You should find another place to go.
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every day, a new tactic acquisition necessary to maintain my robot license
i'm not sure it's really worth the trouble anymore
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its not, you just learn to live the cyborg life
the only true path, to be accepted by absolutely no one
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>>36080356
good technique, I'll have to use this now
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It's all ogre now r9k
we're boned
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The Shrekoning is coming.
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>>36080330
isn't this what we wanted anyway.
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>>36080330
>mummy found the Shrek sheckles
10 years of work down the drain lads
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Is anyone else getting criminal charges by this guy? WTF do I do
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Is this a LARP thread?
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I thought he was only going after the one faggot. Is he going after all the little faggots who just copied what the one faggot did for extra fun?
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>>36080351
He is going after many of us. I am facing criminal prosecution
>>36080314
I wish
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>tired of being a NEET
>fall for uni meme
>dont talk to any one
>having bad greads im not smart
>decide to get /fit/
>cut my hair
>grill that goes to my class starts to talk to me
>she flirts and i ask her if she wants to have lunch
>spent all day with her and spent around 80$
>"so anon, why did you talked to me?, you dont talk to everyone and you are not like the other people"
>"because i like you and i find you attractive"
>"sorry i have a boyfriend and i love him"
>rostie leaves and i had to pay the bill
when will normies will be eradicated from this fucking world
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That's what happens when you try to normie, fucker. In my opinion, you deserved it.
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>>36080291
what did you learn today, anon?
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>>36080468
thanks for nothing cunt, i already knew that
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watch this roastie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOb5H8kL30
This bitch is literally getting nothing but praise and approval and she is trying to make us feel sorry for her.
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Pretty chill, but what?
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Op here by the way I'm schitzotypal and my entire school experience was "omg anon is so ugly" "anon's going to shoot up the school" "anon will always be a virgin
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>>36080361
the entire video is her talking about how outside approval and being attractive and having friends wasn't enough, it makes me angry because she's getting complements but it's not okay.
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How does one go about joining Antifa to become part of the resistance movement against resurgent racism and fascism?
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>>36080179
You head to your nearest dumpster and jump in, the rest of the gang will be waiting for you inside.
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>tfw no antifa gf to make superior mixed babies with
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>>36080179
Racism literally doesn't exist in most developed countries. The US has 300+ million people, but only a good 10k or so are racists; extremely small fraction of the population. The rest of it is just made up to sell more TV subscriptions (hey, easiest way to make money is to sell off people's emotions)
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>wagie gives me my food and says "thank you"
How do I reply to this? Shouldn't I be the one saying thank you? Youre giving me the food.
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>>36080085
They're thanking you for choosing to eat at their place.
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>>36080085
>Shouldn't I be the one saying thank you?
Yes. Why are the norms so retarded?
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>>36080137
This. They're thanking the customer for choosing to dine at their location over other places.
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Tfw amerifags will be wiped out from existence thanks to Donald Trump, he truly is the best president ever.
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I hope based Putin drops a nuke right on my fucking head.
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>>36080003
W-who got 36080000?
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>>36080055
Well, me too, you guys brought this upon yourselves, hope you're happy
Nzrpi (ID: !!WkGa3FigTA0)
help me escape robothood 2017-04-07 01:58:19 Post No.36079820
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help me escape robothood
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>be me
>mildly attractive beta, confidence when it comes to dumb shit, almost zero with girls.
>have oneitis for 10/10 qt 3.14
>she is shy, cute, introverted, and friendly (I find this attractive since all other girls are the opposite)
>knew her 3 years ago, were acquaintances
>3 years later, we lost touch
>2017
>she joins my music program
>we both play guitar, she is multitudes better than me
>been in the music program with her for a few months, talking to her sometimes with okay conversation
>not sure if she likes me, she smiles at me sometimes though.
>also, her instagram name is a parody of my instagram name (Parody as in for example: mine is "robotboy" and hers is "robotgirl". Does this mean something?)
>overall little conversation with her though
Concert coming up of band she loves, I want to take her to it. But I'm not sure if I should ask her because it would come off as if I like her and want it to be a date?
If she rejects the invitation, then when we see each other, then it would be awkward.
>i want to escape robothood. I am tired of being a robot and this is my
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>>36079820
I'm in a sort of similar situation. Asking her out next week
Just do it anon or you'll regret it for the rest of your life
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bumperino oringinal
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>>36079861
what's your situation?