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>"Words matter! You should say 'firefighter' instead of 'fireman', otherwise you're a sexist."
>"Also feminism means equality and our government is an oppressive patriarchy."

Explain this, normies.
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Marxism

literally just Marxism

don't think too much about it, it's retarded
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>>36053988
>that picture
Finally starting to understand the helicopter ride memes.
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>>36054062
Everybody has their limit; you can only tolerate the complete and utter nonsense and shit these marxists push.

The question is how reactionary youll become.

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I have a headlight out, and cant afford a new bulb. do police generally ticket you for this ?
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>>36053792

They'll pull you over, not sure about a ticket. Just don't drive at night
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If it's a brake light, or headlights, yeah, who the fuck thinks it's safe to not be seen at night?
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You get a fix it ticket. You get it fixed the head down to the station and have a cop sign it off.

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>tfw pimple on butt cheek
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>>36053779
let me pop it with my dick
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>>36053791
don't be gross, anon. dicks are supposed to go in butts.
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>>36053779
>eyebrow dandruff

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>mom found the cum cucumber
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>dad found the poo mausoleum
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>grandma activated the booger totem
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>grandma found the pubic pineapple

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>Can't even socialize with people online anymore

This is it. The beginning of the end.
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Can't even get a reply either...

but I'll bump your thread anon, I seen the end have transcended it
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>>36053935
How bad is the end?

precautionary oregeno
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where do you live? go outside, go for a walk, slowly but surely re-socialize - anything is better than what you're describing

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>25 years old
>Still have fantasies about what it would be like if I was some badass or super smart
>Fantasize that everyone thinks I'm super interesting and that I'm popular
Who here /manchild/?
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>>36053614
I'm the opposite.

>fantasize about going on a massacre
>normies hate me out of fear and not because of how pathetic I am
>an hero
>get a fangirl following on Tumblr

Dream come true
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>fantasize about having super powers
>want to show everyone that i'm special and better than everyone else
>irl i'm a dumb NEET frogposter

I just want to be a cool guy and maybe help people.
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>>36053727
>tfw you're one of the mass murder Tumblr fangirls

You'd really only be popular if a) you're cute or b) you kill a lot of people and have a tragic backstory. Also, no one cares if you're a Muslim.

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Why shouldn't I be able to brutalize my father for being uniquely ugly and subjecting me to a horrific, nightmarish life by making me look like him?
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>>36053603
Because he hoped for the best when passing on his genes with his wife? Because he didn't ask for his looks either?
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>>36053603
You should brutalize him.
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>>36053690
And by brutalize you mean his boipucci?

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>say something stupid/pathetic
>immediately regret it
>bringing attention to it, mentioning it further would just make it worse
>you now have to live with it

This is why i don't socialize.
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>"haha you must be fun at parties"
>"yeah i don't go to parties, i stay at home"
>immediately realize its supposed to be a joke
>kill me pls
>KILL ME PLS
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>>36053557
noboeys perfect anon
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>"hey what's up, your exams going okay?"
>"yeah, i'm doing fine, what about you? are you .. uh .. okay?"
>seriously, did i just ask him if he's okay?
>the silence between you and okay made it seem like i hate him
>fuck

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Do you play vidya? If not, how do you spend your time?
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>>36053518
Games are for kids

I like to study languages and science to get the most out of NEETdom
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>>36053518
i only played four vidyas before

csgo
css
reague of regends
ream rotfreess 2

plan on playing witcher all summer with a 1k + laptop with NVDA graphix c@rd if i cant find work or a summer class or a life
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>>36053545
Do you play any games at all? Like even strategy games or mobile games?

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>sitting in doctors office, just me and two teenage girls
>they're playing their shitty pop/BBC lust music loudly and chatting obnoxiously
>sneeze
>they both stop and look over at me

I'm only 18, fit and not even ugly. Am I really that creepy?
Also they were probably there because their friend was pregnant or something like that
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>>36053385
No they're fucking stupid and have no manners.
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>>36053385
Anything else you could tell us
(Like clothes you were wearing, facial expression, previous conversations they may have heard etc.)
Just curious.
Sound like bitches desu
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You sneezed and some girls looked at you so you felt the need to make a thread?

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Who /lost their sense of humor/ here

People used to tell me I was pretty funny. I was always making jokes and was generally the goofy guy. But now I'm serious all the time. I don't see anything to joke about. Other people have even commented that I'm not funny anymore.

It's like depression and robothood have sucked out my soul.
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Bump please anons where are my serious bros
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I know that feeling very well.

All the negativity that I have has eaten up any of the last few decent qualities of me.

I'm a shittier person than I was before. I don't talk, I just kind of stare blankly and go on auto pilot.

Hopefully it gets better for you.
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Yup, exactly. If you lose the ability to feel pleasure from laughing or making jokes, you just give it up and become a kind of blank person.

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>read about helter skelter scenario
>suddenly all of the race baiting threads make sense
You guys are hilarious.
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>>36052945
>>read about helter skelter scenario
>>suddenly all of the race baiting threads make sense
>You guys are hilarious.

Shut the fuck up
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>>36052988
>Quoting the ENTIRE post for no reason at all

You are hilarious.
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>>36052988
Nice dubs.
The "Helter Skelter" scenario is a violent revolution arising from racial tensions between blacks and whites, prophesied by Charlie Manson. He believed that the Beatles were programming subliminal messages into their music in order to make this happen.
Jumping into the subconscious programming game is kind of fun.

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Rent boys and sensational leaks edition

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
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>>36052914

Nice thread, boy.
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At what point does the depression posting take over, am I too early?
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Comfy posts only lads. Let's get this night back on track pls.

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Do any of you guys do that nofap bullshit. Im currently doing it, and im struggling to get past 24 hours. I haven't fapped in 1 and a half days, and im so fucking horny. Im getting random boners and i feel like i could fuck a squirrel. Any of you guys got any tips?
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>>36031336
nofap is a myth. you've either fallen for a meme or you're trolling. fuck off.
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>>36031336
Yes. Stay up late trying not to sleep. Stay up until you pass out. You won't want to fap when you get up or while your losing brain cells. Then, get out of the house. Go someplace that takes a few hours. Try to socialize with wymn and get your dick wet. That's what I got. You need to distract yourself- staying home will only make it easy for you to jerk it. Get lost in a feel and listen to sad music
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>>36031380
Sounds like your addicted to masturbating, you should try nofap.

>>36031417
>Stay up late trying not to sleep.
Problem is that i usually fap late at night before i go to bed. I think that would just increase my chance of fapping. I guess i should go out and socialize more, that might help.

can women and men really be friends?
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maybe if you're gay

U N O R I G I N A L
C O M M E N T
P R E A S E
N O M U T E
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>>36019683
If neither one is attracted to the other, yes. Or I should say if the GUY isn't attracted to the female. Because I really don't know much about females(I'm a guy) , but it seems that girls are wired a lot different them men, and I don't think women get that weird way men do when they are "friends" with someone they like.
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hey (you)
If you belive the answer is "NO"
you have to be muslim.

If you answer "Yes"
then explain to who said "NO" why...

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