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My ideal girlfriend is so specific I doubt she exists
>18-24
>girl (female)
>fine with a short guy (5'7)
> Christian (preferably Catholic)
>virgin
>kind
>preferably not overweight but not a deal breaker
>health conscious like me
>wants kids
>fine with dating an ugly pale spic
Anyone else have high expectations even though they haven't earned it? Post your unrealistic shit. Pic unrelated.
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>>36081259
That's not too unrealistic dude I believe in you
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I feel the same accept I'm good looking and not as short.
>virgin
>skinny
>loyal
>is introverted like me
>doesn't drink/do drugs
I want it so badly but the only times I've known a similar girl she was taken.
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>>36081259
Pale spics are the best minority and are pretty much white
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make a poem post it here
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Freedom is in the mind
The delusional kind
You will find
Freedom is hollow
Makes you follow
Induces sorrow
Freedom for all of ye
But more for me
And less for thee
Freedom is our shackled wrists
Which we insist
Do not exist
Freedom blinds us so
We sow
The seeds of woe
Freedom is a helpless cry
Turned wry
Which will etch away at your soul
Until you die
Freedom is a prison cell
We can't tell
Is hell
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Hope desires what can't be had
Yet strives in need
Delerium swells beneath its deception
Madness
What can't be had is hopeless
Faith in the insurmountable; delusion
Is hope not despair's guise?
If anything it is not wise
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
OP's a faggot
with autism too
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Why don't you just talk to her, /r9k/?
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>>36081098
>hey can we sex sometime at my mom's house
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>>36081098
i have intimacy anxiety :(
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>>36081098
>takes off all her clothing on the fourth panel
>not a whore
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While you die in the Syrian ear, your oneitis/wife will be getting BLACKED, how does it feel wite boi
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>>36081095
Do I at least get to die in the inner ear
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>>36081095
>le /pol/ habbening
Wow we bombed some sand niggers not like this hasn't been happening for 20 years
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What kind of music was popular during the 1940s in America?
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People who namefag or use the word normie need to get off my fucking board. You are a normalfag and you don't belong here. You have /soc/ and /lgbt/,use those ones.
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>>36081081
people who are named vlad should go back to dva
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>>36081081
Is that Mario's penis?
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>>36081897
Actualy it is mine. I took this picture on my phone when she came over last weekend.
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>tfw I've never actually taken anything seriously in my life and never gave 100% effort
>the few times I came close I was always way better than anyone else
and my life is in shambles, what a waste
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>>36081066
You still have time to turn it around anon. Could always make a website and try to turn it into a company
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>>36081066
>>I was always way better than anyone else
Why do you think that is? Nobody puts in 110% all the time. You're just like everybody else.
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your sample size was TINY.
there are millions of people better at everything you've ever attempted.
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Now that America is ruled by a fascist xenophobic regime, what country should I move to? I was thinking of Canada, Sweden, or Japan.
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Wait, isn't the Trump cabinet fiercely pro Israel?
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>>36081009
>Trump removing Mexicans, Gays, Jews, Blacks and Muslims
I have no problem with this.
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>>36081698
Yes. Jews are trying to make themselves feel discriminated so as to drum up support of the war on Syria.
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15 yo girl assaults guy, he doesnt defend himself
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http://www.unilad.co.uk/crime/guy-responds-perfectly-to-being-punched-15-times-by-woman-in-shocking-video/
Trigger warning bros.
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>>36080946
>Responds perfectly
Loving every laugh
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>>36080946
>guy-responds-perfectly
that's the only bit that really make me mad.
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Say what you want about blacks but when a female hits a guy the guy will knock them the fuck out
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>america just launched 50-60 nukes at syria
th-thanks drumpf
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They werent nukes but still retarded of him Tbh
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i hope we go to war so i can get drafted and die on the battlefield and finally do something with my life
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>he literally believes there are other continents besides North and South America
top pleb
Why didn't you support Hillary instead of a meme president, robots? You could have prevented this
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>>36080779
America is full of dumb misogynists who are insecure about women in leadership positions.
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>lets open the borders so that Paco and his friends can flood the U.S.
>let's get mad over a frog
>let's make white males extinct
yeah no
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>>36080805
>let's make white males extinct
wat
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Would you want a twink bf?
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>>36080770
2B would
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>>36080770
If he was a complete sub in bed and would be satisfied with just being penetrated.
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Only if he had a good personality.
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let's forget that the world is ending and talk about waifus
post your waifu, husbando, or harem if you're a degenerate
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what are you talking about? she's right here in all these folders.
besides my girlfriend(boy) isn't too fussy about my obsession.
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>>36080715
They're real in our hearts.
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I love my waifu very, very much
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Is he right, bots?
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>>36080712
Yes
oreganofuckcapthca
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>>36080712
Varg lives in the wood
married an autsit women
lives of inheritance
Yeah he is a real alpha male
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>>36080712
>unironically listening to an ecofascist
When did you move on to the superior waifu, Marky?
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THE best waifu. Eliza holds not one candle to her.
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>>36080745
Its time for you to grow up
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>>36081547
*grows up*
Done
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>Garret got a prom date
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>ITS NOT ALEXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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Looks like his sister
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>>36080511
How the fuck did he pull himself together like this? What the fuck.